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Another Jew Joke, don't kill me
DrSMooTH
post Jun 7 2005, 04:05 PM
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oh, man. This joke is so terrible it's funny. I heard it from my friend:

How many jews can you fit in a car?
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2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 600,000 in the ashtray.

p.s. Okay, have a sense of humor? Don't say stuff like "it is morally wrong" or condemn me in anyway because, again, IT'S NOT MY JOKE.
 
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post Jun 7 2005, 04:18 PM
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Id say it was funny.. if it wasnt about someones religion (its a religion right?)
Er. But at least I get this one
 
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post Jun 7 2005, 06:08 PM
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awesome joke! i love it..
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 02:59 PM
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I don't care about racist jokes, but that wasn't even remotely funny.

Stop posting. ;)
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 05:05 PM
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whats the difference btw a jew and a pizza...

a pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven...



yea i should shut up now
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 05:10 PM
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I'm slow at jokes like these. Fill me in please. happy.gif
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 08:51 PM
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i get it; but it's kinda sad =(
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 09:46 PM
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Sorry to sound stupid, but I don't get it.
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 10:10 PM
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QUOTE(gotnoheart @ Jun 8 2005, 9:46 PM)
Sorry to sound stupid, but I don't get it.
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i'm guessing all of the cremated(sp?) bodies from the holocaust? blink.gif
if so, this is so wrong! cry.gif
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 10:25 PM
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Gosh... I know its a joke and all, but thats a little depressing. mellow.gif
 
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post Jun 9 2005, 03:13 PM
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I didn't find it funny, nor offensive or anything. It was just.. corny..
 
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post Jun 9 2005, 03:15 PM
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I dont find that funny.....but i guess whatever floats your boat.
 
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post Jun 9 2005, 04:40 PM
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Hilter would have found this hysterical.
 
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post Jun 9 2005, 04:45 PM
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Hilter would have found this hysterical.
 
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post Jun 11 2005, 04:02 PM
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and hopefully the mods will find this inappropriate.
i don't know.
why did you post it?
 
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post Jun 11 2005, 11:51 PM
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louis logic - the ugly truth
don't hand me your ethics, discredit this as rude hard speak, cause im not anti semetic, jews are cheap //
with every breath theyre breathin through large beaks theyre tellin more fibs, and squeezin 4 kids into 2 car seats //

haha the original joke wasnt real funny tho
 
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post Jun 12 2005, 12:32 PM
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QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jun 9 2005, 3:45 PM)
Hilter would have found this hysterical.
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^Haha. To me at least, it's not humorous at all. huh.gif
 
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post Jun 12 2005, 09:12 PM
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OK. You know what? I know these jokes might be funny to me, but not funny to other people. So, I'm gonna save everyone, including myself, the trouble and just not posting them anymore. Besides, I'd rather post something that I thought of than from someone else, that way I won't have to read all these comments of "stop posting" when its not even my joke that I'm telling.
 
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post Jun 12 2005, 09:18 PM
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ahah that's hilarious

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post Jun 13 2005, 11:24 PM
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hahahahah that was funny.

i love jews though!
 
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post Jun 13 2005, 11:45 PM
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I admire jewish people..a lot..
 
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post Jun 14 2005, 08:12 PM
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QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Jun 13 2005, 8:45 PM)
I admire jewish people..a lot..
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didnt you say " stfu, jew " to Rachel once ? [[ xxcrazyjewxx , i think ]]
 
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post Jun 15 2005, 04:40 PM
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.......... this joke is not funny .... although i find it sorta ... dissing jewish ppl .. but w/e ,,
 
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post Jun 15 2005, 06:23 PM
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.Not.funny.
 
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post Jun 15 2005, 06:33 PM
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i'm guessing all of the cremated(sp?) bodies from the holocaust?
if so, this is so wrong! 

yeah, i agree..and its not funny at all!
 
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