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Bar // CORNIEST JOKE EVER, You've been warned...
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post May 29 2005, 09:46 PM
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Alright.. It's corny, as said in the title. But some of you might laugh anyway.

So this guy walks into a bar and says Ow.

You better have gotten the joke or else it's not corny..
 
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post May 29 2005, 09:50 PM
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lmao i get it :)

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post May 29 2005, 09:57 PM
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i don't get it 0.o
 
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post May 29 2005, 09:59 PM
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He walks into a bar.. As in bar.. lol Not pub=bar...
 
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post May 30 2005, 01:10 AM
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Like a crowbar, eh?

Ha ha....ha
 
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post May 30 2005, 01:22 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHahaheh hehehe...

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post May 30 2005, 03:24 AM
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it was corny...i didn't get it at first...mellow.gif
 
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post May 30 2005, 05:53 AM
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hahah, my friend ssaid this one the other day.. i was dying.
 
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post May 30 2005, 06:03 AM
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Haha, that's good.
 
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post May 30 2005, 11:07 AM
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I get it, but it didn't make me laugh. I agree corny. laugh.gif
 
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post May 30 2005, 08:19 PM
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^Everyone was warned lol
 
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post May 30 2005, 08:40 PM
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Lmao. That made me smile. He walks into a bar...ow. Lmao. Just thinking of it makes me laugh.
 
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post May 31 2005, 12:06 AM
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post May 31 2005, 01:41 AM
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What the fack.
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Lol.
 
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post Jun 3 2005, 06:41 PM
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QUOTE(wayne @ May 31 2005, 12:06 AM)

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I did warn everyone.. cool.gif
 
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I didn't get it at first and thought that there was more and my computer was just messed up. Haha. Corniness.
 
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post Jun 6 2005, 10:36 PM
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Haha..took me a few seconds to get that. Haha
 
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post Jun 7 2005, 04:24 PM
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Haha. I didnt get it at first.
I like that =]
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 03:04 PM
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Hrm...
 
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post Jun 8 2005, 10:28 PM
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haha..i'v heard it before but its still funny ... and corny xD
 
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post Jun 9 2005, 01:20 PM
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i have heard that one a million time! rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jun 9 2005, 01:56 PM
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ooo...i get it..lol..it's cute
 
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post Jun 9 2005, 03:20 PM
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lol
 
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post Jun 10 2005, 06:58 AM
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plain philosophy ==
 
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post Jun 10 2005, 09:29 AM
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took me a minute and when i finally got it...it wasnt funny because it took so long for me to figure it out
 
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