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 Jun 1 2005, 10:34 PM
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THis joke might have posted before, but yeah.... Anyways...
There was this girl taking a nice warm bath in her apartment building, but suddenly the door bell rang. So she got up, got dress and went to the door. She saw an old man, the old man told her that is his birthday today and left. She smiled and remember that today is this special, where the 3 people that lives on the same floor with her will come to her door and say something nice that happen to them. But she went back and continue her bath until the door bell rang. She repeats her actions and continue her bath once the teenager is done talking. Then the door bell rang again, and it was the blind man. Since the blind man is blind anyways, she went out nake. She open the door and the blind man said to her "GUESS WUT! I'm not blind anymore!" |
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Jun 1 2005, 10:45 PM
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i think you kinda altered it but
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Jun 1 2005, 11:40 PM
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 Umm its that thing you should call me...... Group: Member Posts: 111 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,898 |
ehh.... Not so funny...I need a good laugh and that almost did it.
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Jun 2 2005, 06:08 AM
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 ...haha...poor girl...
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Jun 2 2005, 11:22 AM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
you REALLY need learn proper grammar. i couldn't understand parts of that. i don't even get the point of the joke.
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Jun 2 2005, 01:09 PM
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Ok i kinda understood. But please your grammar is horrible. Work on it.
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