Top 10 things women need to know about men Options

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Top 10 things women need to know about men...


1.) Unless you're willing to give it up when the man is in the mood you have no right to b###h about porn.

2.) Shut up! Do not bore us with your uninteresting stories of what happened at work/school. That's what girlfriends are for. Also, if you're telling a 5 minute story, don't take 45 minutes to tell it.

3.) Don't ask "what are we thinking." If we wanted you to know, we wouldn't be thinking, we would be talking.

4.) Don't criticize the size of our penis. Even a redwood looks small when it's in the Grand Canyon.

5.) If you ask a direct question, expect a direct answer. The dress dosen't make you look fat honey. The fat makes you look fat.

6.) Don't spend tons of money on expensive lingerie. Men look at lingerie the way kids look at cereal. We're only interested in the prize that's inside.

7.) The toilet seat swings both ways honey! You were born with opposable thumbs just like us. Grip the seat and pull down. Believe me I've tried it, it's not difficult. Oh, and raise the stinkin' seat when your'e done!

8.) Regardless of what you may think, you're farts smell 1000 times worse than ours!

9.) If you want us to help you around the house, don't gripe about the way we do it. If you have a better way, then do it yourself and shut up.

10.) If you want men to be good gift GIVERS. Then you need to be good gift RECEIVERS. Act like you actually appreciate something we give you or do for you. If you want to return the favor, refer back to number one.


got this from one of my oppa's pages! it's so mean but it's sorta funny