I think I hear something Options

[Skyline Drive]

Well everyday I'm the last one to leave the house so that means I have to lock up and make sure all the doors are closed before I leave. This morning as I straightened my hair I heard thumping in the kitchen so I looked around and I saw this shadow in the hallway that seemed to be getting closer so what do I do ? I stand there looking around the corner with my hot hot straightner in my hand and I start burping really loud to let the intruder know someone is at home ( as if that is going to scare them away ) .. After a couple of burps I decide to check out the kitchen to see if I spot a criminal but turns out the fan was set on automatic and that is what I was hearing.. haha what a loser I am.

I've gone through a couple of these.. I almost hit my mom with a metal pole once thinking she was an intruder in the middle of the night.

Anyhow , what would you do if an Intruder broke into your home ? Or have you ever thought an intruder broke in ?

Please share the love and intruderness of it all

[sadolakced acid]

i've never heared sounds that i didn't know that they were.

but i have a nice wooden sword for intruders.

[Miss[x]Tiff]

thats funny caus ei was just watching "it takes a theif".

But no i havent been intruded on or anything like that.

[*stephinika*]

no i haven't, but i have had my paranoid moments. when i went to that retreat last week, a bunch of us were in this huge cabin (the nicest one there ) and we stayed up talking in the living room until 3am or something, and some of the guys scared the crap out of us by coming around and knocking on the windows and stuff...
it was pretty funny afterwards though.

[lovescream]

once.. i keep hearing these noises. Like the doors opened and closed. But that was me trying to sleep, in my bed, being sooo damn paranoid.

And when I woke up in the middle of the night, I heard some unfamiliar voices. Maybe it was me. Then some quiet laughter. So I went downstairs .. quietly.. and grabbed a ruler.. (lame, yes) and I went in and saw my mom with smoe friends. I screamed at first, because she was at work, and then she yelled at me for being up so late. (:

[tooeffingcrazy]

Not intruders, but ghosts. *booo scary*.
I get really freaked out when I'm home alone. I get all paranoid and lock myself in my room. When I hear the floor crack I would just lay against the wall, scared. Haha.

If a intruder came, I would hide somewhere .

[FoOd]

Oh yes, it was funny indeed for me.

It was a dark and story night (It truly was!), and I just came home from Marching Band Practice. (ends at 8:00 PM) And the door was 'mysteriously' unlocked.

So I was like.."Huh, thats funny."

So I came in and to have the luck of all people, the electricity was out because of the storm. So basically, I had no light in the house and I could not see who was in my house.
I clutched my flagpole(Colorgaurd) tightly and I went foward into my house. I heard a noise to the left and I was like "OH NO YOU DIDNT!!" And I swung my Flagpole as hard as I could to the left.
I found out that I actually hit someone and I was happy about it. So then I kept on smacking him with my flagpole and there was an endless barrage of flagpole impalement.
So yeah, then the lights came back on and it showed that it was my friend who was gonna play a prank on me.

It still makes me laugh everytime I see his face because I made a big, fat bruise mark there...

[hiromi]

It always happens whenever I walk alone from school to the library/store >< I always think there's someone walking right behind me or something, but it's always the shuffling of my feet that makes it sound like there's two people X_x;; I hate paranoia

[mocassinsx29]

Once me and my sister heard and saw a dark shadow rustling around in my backyard and it was really late at night. The dark shadow knocked hard on our window and we got freaked out and ran away. At first, we thought it was our dad at first but we went into the living room and there he was with our mom watching TV and when we asked them they said "No." It was really scary. >_<

[laur3nw]

I wouldn't have the guts to go see what's making that noise. I would be too scared to move...I don't know what I'll do. Hide, maybe?

[whomps]

Oh god, I'd be so freaked out.. Not even if it was an intruder, or some scary monster.. I'd scream. If it was an intruder, I'd be like WTF for a couple of miliseconds then kick his ass.

[sharerol]

I am really, really paranoid about that. It has never happened to me before, but I'd freak out if that'd happened. I honestly wouldn't know what to do. Yeah, I should start taking self-defense lessons. -___-

[toodlepops.]

I start burping really loud to let the intruder know someone is at home ( as if that is going to scare them away ) .

ROFL. xP
Nope, never happened to me before. Though I've suspected someone in the house before but it was just the next door neighbour.

[iliang86]

haha ive never had anything actually happen...but i do have my moments of paranoia. haha if it were me, i wouldnt have let them know someone was home...id want to catch them red handed

[Nicolatofu]

dang, that's getting me scared now since I'm always the last to leave the house too! I tend to be really paranoid.

If someone broke in, I'd probably hide under my bed. I'd be too scared to face them. But then I'd hate myself later for not stopping them!

[shortiiex]

i hate those sounds....i don't know what i will do if an intruder came in.....i would probably hide and call the poilce then kick the intruder in the balls

[xbr0kensmil3]

lol i love the burping stragedy.
Sometimes i think someone's trying to break in, but it's the fridge making noises.

[..:loveee.NuTTii]

I always hear noises....is that a bad thing?
Once I woke up early, and I went into the living room to watch TV. While going down, the rocking chair catches my eye. My backpack and sweater are on it and the wind was making the chair rock back and forth. It look like (to my paranoid self atleast) a person curled up in the chair. So I just stared...and stared....and stared. I then came to the logical conclusion that this was one patient robber and that I should run upstairs, hide under the covers, and let this person finish their job. I was sooo smart

[loljuliana]

how does the fan explain that the shadow was getting closer? anyways
ive never had anyone come into my house before. i have no idea what i would do. probably grab the closest hard thing i can find and hit them in the head with it. or maybe punch them in the balls.
once i was sitting at home and someone unlocked my bottom lock of the door. and then they tried to open the door; but couldnt so they just left. that happened like 5 times and now im hecka scared because im scared someone might break in.

[racoons > you]

uh, well, i though i heard something in the kitchen once, turned out to be my dog.

however, while i was on my way over to investigate, i fell over my other dog in the dark, and whacked my head on the counter. which was fun.

[DanielleMaria05]

If I had an intruder at home, well, the upside to living in the country, no one is around, and I have guns. LOL! SO, yeah, I'm sure I've answered your question

[*jooleeah*]

Hm. It was in the middle of the night, and I heard some rocks falling or something. Er, Iunno. It was a weird noise. I freaked out and asked my parents what was going on...so my dad went to go check around the house. Turns out it was nothing. It was weird.

[EmmalieV]

Thats has never happened to me , ever because we have metal bars everywhere , literally.

[__PASS10NAT3]

Hmm.. I was home alone once and I heard this sound in the other room (it was night time). So i freaked out and grabbed my phone. I waited a few seconds and didn't hear anything else. Never figured out what it was.. maybe it was just my imagination~.. lol..

[IamRad]

when im home alone i hear things and just sit still. haha. if someone ever did come into my house i dont kno wat id do. id be too shocked/scared to even move probably