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 May 21 2005, 03:59 PM
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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...." Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...." At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army." |
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May 21 2005, 05:32 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Lmfao. How smart. Smart kid.
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May 22 2005, 01:41 AM
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 Im Gavin HI!! Group: Member Posts: 802 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 111,644 |
lol the kid madem both look bad
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May 22 2005, 03:31 AM
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LMFAO!
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May 22 2005, 04:20 AM
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 Donna-chan Group: Member Posts: 1,183 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,389 |
that is funny. he is smart
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May 22 2005, 11:56 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
ahah sucks for the mom and dad.
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May 22 2005, 02:14 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
that sneaky lil boy hahahaa.
dang he knows everything that goes on in his family. |
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May 22 2005, 04:05 PM
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lol..affairs tsk tsk
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May 22 2005, 11:43 PM
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hahahah. that was funny.
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May 22 2005, 11:52 PM
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Haha Little Johnny rules
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May 23 2005, 05:42 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
haha little johnny didnt mean to say that! its just what he remembered ahah the momma thought she was gon` bust her husband but she got caught up in her own crap. xD
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May 23 2005, 06:36 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
0.0"
they both got burned! 
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May 23 2005, 09:55 PM
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damn! lol.
thats messed up. |
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May 23 2005, 09:58 PM
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 I need you just as much as you need her Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,175 |
He's smart & they were both busted. Haha
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May 23 2005, 09:58 PM
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hahaha. the parents must have been embarrassed (sp?)
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May 23 2005, 11:03 PM
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hha i et you the mother didnt see that one coming
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May 23 2005, 11:07 PM
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 You can call me Jon Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806 |
No wonder Wrath is a sin.
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May 23 2005, 11:41 PM
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lol. that little johnny owned them.
 haha.. but family doing family? 
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May 25 2005, 09:16 AM
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hahahaha. both of them got owned.
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May 25 2005, 05:05 PM
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i love that kid.
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May 26 2005, 08:02 PM
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Haha tht made mai day lol wat a smart kid
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May 27 2005, 05:58 PM
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lol. little johnny..
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May 27 2005, 06:18 PM
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rofl...
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May 27 2005, 06:41 PM
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LOLS that made my day.
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May 27 2005, 10:01 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
Ugh. Gross, but it's a bit humourous.
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