fights, fighters, not lovers Options

[fameONE]

I know everyone has a fight story. I'm interested to see why other people fight and how serious the fight was. Personally, I don't fight unless I feel obligated to (plus, I spend a lot of time at the gym ). But I know everyone has a story or 10 about crackin' a head or two.

Funny stories are more than welcome too.

I wonder how long we can keep this thread going.

[loljuliana]

at my school; there were a few fights in the school yard. it was boring, there was once these 2 guys who were just slapping each other and going "go on, hit me bitch, hit me" over and over again.
this other time, there was this huge crowd of people circled around these people. i couldnt see anything but people were jumping on cars screaming and laughing and watching. i guess it was a big fight.

[d0nchikit0]

Some kid stabbed me with a pen on my arm... I punched the hell outta him.. Then got suspended for 3 days.. XD My fight story..

I have a picture of the "wound"..
http://img70.echo.cx/img70/653/wound4gv.gif

[banthisaccountno...]

last year I got suspended for 4 days because someone was talking shit about my friend, I told him to shut up, he punched me in the face... and then all hell broke loose. I almost broke the kid's nose, and I was almost charged with "battery assault." bull shit.
the other kid got suspended for 2 weeks. :D

I haven't gotten into any fights this year, yet.

[SnowSlasher]

Back in grade9, some kid in my geography class was talking shit about me for no apparent reason since i dont even talk to him period, then i ask him "nicely" to change the subject. He doesnt, and brags like he wants to fight over it.

The thing is, this kid was...
a) a pot farmer
b) smaller then me
c) too mouthy
d) a good fighter because others say that he's won lots of fights

So, i accept his challenge and after school by my bus, we tango'd without any crowd noticing.

The kid lays 20 punches (fast ones but also not really strong hits) on my face. Im still standin and i lay down 1 punch in his face and hes down on the ground.

I end up with a badly brused eye, bloody nose, one hell of a bump on my forehead.

Note: This kid was in many more fights then me, and this was my first one. I won with a single hit.

[fameONE]

A lot of this seems to stem from someone else flappin off at the mouth and us getting tired of it. I've been in more fights than I should've been in but one of my favorites was when I was a freshman.

My mother was a teacher and taught freshman and juniors. I was lucky enough not to be in her class because she was a straight up totalitarian. There was a kid who was complaining that my mother failed him. It went from complaints to sheer disrespect. He called my mom a 'bitch' a 'whore' and any other mindless vulgarity he could think of. I told him to stop, he called me out and threatened to 'beat my ass.'

I'm a 14 year old freshman (5'6") at the time, suffering from puberty but wicked with a right hook (boxing is wonderful sport). He's a junior (5'11"), a middle linebacker and (so I've been told) was a juicer ('roids). In between classes he steps to me in the halls, said something about fighting me and before I knew it, we had an audience. I told him that I'd fight him outside of school (I was the good little choir boy that didn't want to get in trouble) but he pushed me up against a locker. The madness happened.

I drop my books instinctively and put up my fists southpaw style. Two quick jabs to his nose, a duck and a right hook to his ribcage. Being a nice guy, I let him regain his balance. He kept coming at me with these wild punches that never hit anything but air. I hit him with almost the same combo that I started the fight with, but instead of hitting him in the ribs, I swung up to his face and connected with his cheek.

By this point, I'm feeling pretty good about myself. I could've sworn I was Tyson in his prime because I was giving this guy a Grade A beatdown. Inevitably, he tries to spear me but the douche ran with his head down. I step out of the way and hit him in the temple... down he went. Never hit me once. I even had the audacity to keep prance around the circle and talk as much trash as Ali because it felt good to handle a bully.

'Its not the dog in the fight, its the fight in the dog.' I was outweighed by a good 50 pounds and the fight seemed one sided... until he lost.

[SnowSlasher]

I was giving this guy a Grade A beatdown.

Welcome to the club! We got T-Shirts!

P.S. theres this big tall ass kid in our school. 7'6" and hes got no brawn or no brain.

2 midget twins were kicking his ass... thats very sad...

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btw, on my post above, its not that i like getting hit its just i can take pain quite nicely and keep going!

Ever since, ive been working out to increase my strength and damn im doing a good job of it!

I dont smoke or do drugs, so im a healthy type of guy!

[*suddenly she*]

short, sweet, and sharp.

so there's this obscenely overweight guy who rides my bus who thinks he's so cool and gangster and skater-y. i don't know how that works. and he thinks he owns the world. so i was in the back of the bus as usual, and he comes up to me and tells me "get out of my seat or i'll beat the sh*t out of me," and then called me a bunch of unnecessary names. i said, "no thanks." so then he drew back his fist and hesitated.

dumb eff.

so i grabbed his wrist, and bloodied his jaw. and he started crying.

the end. i know you all are proud of me.

[rOckThISshYt]

There's this place in my town called "The Fellowship House." It's basicly like a really mini community center.

The elementary school has a bus stop right there so kids can go there in the morning and just hang out and stuff. I used to hang out there when I was in fifth grade (I know. I was young. But it was a hot fight anways). So, there was this girl Wendy and her "posse" who would always screw with me and my friends. So, one day I had enough.

The set up of "The Fell" outside was basicly there were the main doors. Then these very low curved walls extended out over the front lawn. There is a higher stone wall along the sidewalk that extends out from the smaller one.

Basicly, Wendy had been messing with me and my friend Liz one morning. We were in the basketball court and we decided to go back. (I forget why. It was a long time ago.) While we're walking along the sidewalk, this is the set-up. We were basicly in a line. Liz was in the front, Wendy was behind her, and I was behind Wendy. Liz said something to Wendy so Wendy pushed her from behind. I was pissed because I get really protective over my friends and if someone tries to her them, I always intervene. I pushed Wendy from behind and then grabbed her at the coller of her shirt. I backed her against the smallest brick wall (the one that's curved) and bent her over it. I held her down so she couldn't hit me and just punched this shit out of her until someone went in and got her aunt (who works there) and she pulled me away.



That's my big fight. It was fun watching Wendy cry and shit.

[PreludeTears]

Okay well here it goes, It started when I saw my step dad punch my mom in the face
why? i dont know, (this happend like 3 weeks ago or so), Do I care? No I dont care why All I know is I saw him lay a hand on my mom, well I go to Tae kwon do, and you see him being my step dad we dont have that "bond" so he didnt know I went, just ,my mom who secretly took me behind his back. well I pushed him from my mom and he decided to punch me in the face too, once he did that I kicked him in the stomach, well meanwhile he was punching me and trying to tackle me (and no he was NOT drunk, i dont know what the hell came over him) I was backing him off away from my mom, then I see him go back to my mom(who was on the floor at the time from the punch that kinna knocked her out) and he started to kick her so I got very mad and I kicked him across the face which landed him to the floor after that I kicked teh top of his head, Now he has stiches there. and well called the police and what not they took him away, well turns out that even tho it was self defense I got in trouble by the police cause I hurt him and it was a battery or something like that. what a load of crap that was . well anyways after they found out I was 16 and yesterday we had court everything got dropped. so now the bastard is back in the house but now he knows I can kick his ass lol. well yea theres one for you.

[fameONE]

I'm loving these stories.

SnowSlasher, you could be onto something. *CB FIGHT CLUB*

RockThisShyt, elementary school fights are so gratifying

suddenly she, a guy trying to fight you? A girl? I am proud of you for kicking his ass!

Prelude Tears, fighting for what is right is what its all about. You were defending your mother, you were defending yourself and you were taking a stand for all victims of domestic violence. Give that slimy sombitch the business any time he farts the wrong way. That was a Grade A Beatdown, and I tip my hat to yous.

[SnowSlasher]

The Don has spoken to Big Chief!

[SnowSlasher]

oh and just to let you know, i hate fighting. i dont find it fun, amusing, etc.

The only reason why i had my first and only fight is because i aitn letting that crackhead talk shit about my friends+family. he was making funna my grampa, who died the day i was born from heart attack while on a fishing lake (my parents say im exactly like him in everyway) and he was using the "Your so ugly" jokes to make funna my gramp saying im ugly and he died from it...

I couldnt take it anymore... ive been bbullied throughout my entire school life and i got to take down a kid who took it too far...

If you want proof i can show you... ill post the images on the next post of mine

[fameONE]

Well, I've been in my share of fights. I have stories for days, but nothing is more gratifying than standign up for what's right.

[SnowSlasher]

Go here for the images... this breaks my heart everytime i look at them...

and my Last name is Raftis. Look for my last name on the deadlist gravestone (2nd picture)

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[Eryi]

My friend was fighting this one kid and bashed the kids head on 2 cars. The owners were like: 'MY CAR'

[funbobby]

Well the one I'm most proud of is taking down my huge mate who pushes his friends around for a laugh.
He tried it on with me as a laugh and he jumped on me, I took his inertia and got him in a headlock in order to fall forward so his head hit the ground. He got really pissed there and punched me on the cheek bone to jar my head. He started giving me agro, so I karate flick-kicked (mayorashi(?)) his shin and punch-slapped his nose ((junzuki(?) yeah, I do karate) he got really angry again and punched me twice in the face. That's where I did the set-move number two and elbow-slammed him like in Shenmue and smacked him in the face then kidneys.
Hes no longer my friend and no longer thinks hes so hard. Funny that.

[HoodieObsessed]

I've never gotten into a fight, I've never wanted to fight, I never have.

enough said. I'm a very unviolent person

oh ya, and I'm also weak and deathly afraid of pain

[ghjgfkgfk]

i don't get into offline fights.

maybe you guys aren't getting laid enough

[fameONE]

i don't get into offline fights.

maybe you guys aren't getting laid enough

So you get into online fights?

And what does getting laid have to do with it?

[ghjgfkgfk]

lol, i meant that i dont get into like, physical fights or anything like that.

[fameONE]

lol, i meant that i dont get into like, physical fights or anything like that.

Here's the thing, I'm not telling everyone to go out and start kicking the ass of the first guy that looks at you cock-eyed because that would make you a bully. But the bullies and 'hardasses' that do unjustly give people a hard time and the ones that are disrespectful to women and just mean to the weak are the ones who need to catch a good ass-whoopin. Have you ever known anyone like that?

[maia_dc]

short, sweet, and sharp.

so there's this obscenely overweight guy who rides my bus who thinks he's so cool and gangster and skater-y. i don't know how that works. and he thinks he owns the world. so i was in the back of the bus as usual, and he comes up to me and tells me "get out of my seat or i'll beat the sh*t out of me," and then called me a bunch of unnecessary names. i said, "no thanks." so then he drew back his fist and hesitated.

dumb eff.

so i grabbed his wrist, and bloodied his jaw. and he started crying.

the end. i know you all are proud of me. 

Ahaha, that's hot. <33

Anyway, yesterday I was walking down the stairs when these two litte sixth graders are smacking the shit out of eachother and screaming. So then the teacher runs in to pull one of them back, but she still screaming and then she smacks the teacher, and runs up to the girl and pushes her against the wall and starts grabbing her by the hair.
Then everyone was holding her back and stuff but it was sooo funny...

[lAzN YiN YanGl]

My friend got me mad cause he was being stupid and took my books and ran away with them. I was running and charged at him and ran into a wall. I beat myself up and got suspended for a week for provoking a fight -_-

[*liquidize*]

fights...ahh great fights...i've been in many fights but i don't want to write about them. maybe later ;]]

i don't know if this is the same for everyone...but fights for me only start more fights though...you beat up a guy ...then he gets his friends on you and then you get your friends to back you up ...and theres always tension between you guys...and eventually they'll want to get even with you