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 May 21 2005, 03:49 PM
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A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!" |
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May 21 2005, 03:51 PM
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 Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
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this is dirty [edit] heh I didn't read the title.. |
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May 21 2005, 03:53 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 243 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,570 |
Lol, it's okay. Are we not allowed to have dirty jokes? *GASP* I read the humour rules... hmm
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May 22 2005, 04:07 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
ha..lol...little johnny ain't so little
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May 22 2005, 04:28 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hahahahah i agree with ^ he isn`t soo little anymore
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May 22 2005, 05:04 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
rofl this is funny........
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May 22 2005, 09:17 PM
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 you're reading me. Group: Member Posts: 204 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 123,727 |
lol oh lil johnny jokes
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May 23 2005, 08:28 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 243 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,570 |
QUOTE(alliegrl_x @ May 22 2005, 10:17 PM) lol oh lil johnny jokes  Ya gotta love 'em! |
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May 23 2005, 09:57 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
all i know is if I were to tell that joke.. i'd get slapped.. and laughed at.
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May 23 2005, 10:01 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahaha... how inappropiate but funny.
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May 23 2005, 10:11 PM
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 I need you just as much as you need her Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,175 |
Little Johnny jokes are funny but dirty. Haha
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May 23 2005, 11:14 PM
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nah m8 that was a good 1 Klassik
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May 23 2005, 11:16 PM
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 You can call me Jon Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806 |
(ideas)
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May 23 2005, 11:31 PM
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lol.. another dirty joke about johnny, eh? :P
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May 25 2005, 05:03 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
aw man..that is so frickin dirty! haha. that made my day.
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May 26 2005, 03:36 PM
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Haha. Ew. Cute joke.
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May 26 2005, 06:29 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
johnny jokes are the best!
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May 27 2005, 06:52 PM
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dirty...
 ...but funny...
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May 28 2005, 06:04 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
hahahaha, smart thinking johnny lol. maybe it's not gonna work?
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May 28 2005, 09:46 PM
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Hahaha, what if that actually happened?! That'd be terrible.
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