fights, fighters, not lovers Options

[fameONE]

I know everyone has a fight story. I'm interested to see why other people fight and how serious the fight was. Personally, I don't fight unless I feel obligated to (plus, I spend a lot of time at the gym ). But I know everyone has a story or 10 about crackin' a head or two.

Funny stories are more than welcome too.

I wonder how long we can keep this thread going.

[PreludeTears]

Prelude Tears, fighting for what is right is what its all about. You were defending your mother, you were defending yourself and you were taking a stand for all victims of domestic violence. Give that slimy sombitch the business any time he farts the wrong way. That was a Grade A Beatdown, and I tip my hat to yous.

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<3 means alot.

[fameONE]

I remember back in the days when a fight ended a beef and all was said and done. Matter of fact, back in those days, you actually wound up somewhat 'cool' with the guy who's ass you kicked or the guy that kicked yours. Now, everyone has to involve their boys (or girls) because they're too cowardly to fight their own battles. The least of your worries now is a busted lip when there's 20 guys with bats.

[snak3y3z1001]

When i was a freshman 3 of my friends(2 males 1 female) and I was walking home from school. Then these group of dropouts just walks up to us. Apparently my female friends knew the guy that was leading the pack. Me and my other 2 freinds sort stayed back so they can talk. I just had this weird feelin something was gonna happen so i looked and did a quick head count. There was 10 of them. A few mintutes pass later and all of a sudden the guy my friend was talkin to grabbed her hair. My friend Nata(thats we call him) grab's the guys hand and yanked it away. The guy started to talk smack to Nata. Nata just took the insults and was about to turn and leave. The guy just pushes him. Nata pushes him back. I told Jen to walk down the block and wait for us. My other friend, Luis, and I stood behind Nata getting ready for anything. Nata and the guy started to trade blows. They kept goin at it for a few mintutes. I was just standing there paying attention to the other 9 crackheads that was around us. Finally Nata threw a punch that made the guy lose his balance. At that momnet one of the guys just threw a right hook to Nata jaw. Because he got caught off guard he went down. Me and Luis just started swinging. I caught the guy that got the last hit off Nata with a left and then a right before someone knock me other the head. I just held the pain in and contiuned fighting. Nata had gotten back up and tryin to help me and Luis. Luis managed to knock someone to the floor and i tripped over him >.< Someone kicked me in my gut. Lost my breath and was thinkin to myself, "omfg these dirty bitches. Its bad enuff that its 10 vs 3 but kicking a man while he's down." I sort crawled out of the pack and gotten pack up. From there I just started kicking them right behind their knees so their legs can buckle so i can get a clean shot at their head. I only gotten 2 guys before someone came up behind me and gotten me in a headlock. I started to slam my elbow into the guys gut. took me forever to get him off me. i turned around and said f**k this and kicked him below the belt. RIght after that kick, Nata grabbed his bag and shouted to us to run. We hual ass up the block and ran into this college. We were stopped by the secruity gaurd. We had to explain to him that we were being jumped. TOld us to stay and chased the crackheads away. I had a gash just above my righteye, left side of my abdomen turn black and blue, a busted upper lip and for some reason my left fist swelled up for a few hours. Luis only had a bloody nose :lol: Nata was bleeding from his mouth, his nose, arms was bruised and slitted his right knuckles. After that fight, the 3 of us had a more stronger friendship. What was funny was after the fight, Jen contiune to talk to the guy a few more times. O yea we found out that 4 of the 10 guys had to goto the hostpital for some treatment. One of the guys was the one i kicked below the belt >.< They jumped Luis one day when he was walkin home by himself. A few days later we got him back. Soon they stopped messing with us since they knew the guys on our baseball team had our backs. Hell even the coach encourage us to beat their ass if they start anything.

[misoshiru]

i remember i had a cat fight with a girl when i was in elementary school. in the end, i scratched her across the face and she ran off crying.

[Shahin]

Okay, I've been in quite a lot of fights but I'll tell you about the weirdest one I've ever had.

This guy was talking shit to my friend right, but my friend is sort of passive (as opposed to my aggressive, football mentality) so he didn't do much except say ''F*ck off'' and such. So I took things into my own hands. So I sort of said that if he said one more thing then I'd you know, beat him down. Well see this guy outweighed me by about 30 pounds and 3 inches taller, so he takes the beating offer not really knowing that I'm slightly insane...

Anyway the guy runs at me like a dickhead, so I grabbed him by the throat lifted him OFF the ground and sort of did a choke slam into the basketball court floor we were on. I figured that was enough to let him know that he'd lost so I began to walk away. ''You...P**sy..'' comes him while he's on the floor, so i jump on and lay about 10 punches into his face and ribs, then start walkin away again...i'm walking AWAY and I feel this sudden sharp pain in the back of my head...the bastard threw his SHOE at my head! So I rush over and beat him over the head with his shoe then take his clothes and throw them away...by this time, he's up again so naturally I beat him to the floor with a few well places hooks.

''...P**sy..''
''Holy shit, are you serious?'' *beats more*
*walks away looking cool, until tackled and tazered by campus cop*

[fameONE]

I specialze in the 'one hitta quitta.' I despise verbal confrontation and due the sjady nature of fights nowadays, I try to avoid them.

In English, we were having a debate on seperation of church and state and, of course, I'm all for it. There was a guy who is classified as a "hick" and sports his confederate flag proudly. He got to going on the racial slurs and the bastud dropped the N bomb.

After class, I was pissed but I just wanted to talkt o him in hopes to put an end to his ignorance. He went ahead and called me one again so I knocked him out cold with one hit. Let him lie on the wet pavement for a moment and then helped him up.

Afterwards, I sat and talked to him about what happened, why I hit him and why he needs to stop being such a racist fuckwit. In the end, he's opened his mind a bit but I still see a bit of a regression when he gets around his cowboy buddies.

All in all, I think he learned his lesson because he never hesitates to shake my hand when we see each other.

[xMayleex]

Well i have just one recent fight happened on friday afternoon. Anyway there's this girl shes about 16 or 17 maybe and she was stuff bout my mum, just because my mum is asian. Anyway she was saying i should go back to where i came from, so i get off the bus, i'm walking home and shes saying to me stop, chink country is the other way, i just snapped, shes quite short so i just grabbed chucked her into a van, i was kinda mad at that point, shes got braces, so i knew exactly where to hit her, so i just punched her [in the mouth], so cut her gum and her lip. i just walked home then, well i spat on her and started shouting and cursing at her lol, i'm in trouble tomorrow though, i will suspened probably lol. I have been in a few fights though, the worst one was when i almost got stabbed by some weird boy lol.

[fameONE]

Is anyone in here into UFC, Muy Thai or anyother sort of extreme form of fighting?

[*suddenly she*]

i'm into kung fu. i don't know if you call that extreme or not. what are you into?

[fameONE]

i'm into kung fu. i don't know if you call that extreme or not. what are you into?

Boxing but I would love to learn the art of Muy Thai.

Extreme to me is basically getting your ass beat in an organized manner, then being helped off the ground by your opponent with your jaw dangling from your skull by only tendons and caritlege. Thats extreme.

[*suddenly she*]

hm, well what i do is definitely not that extreme.. i have the option to go that extreme, but i don't really think i'm ready for sanshou (all out fighting) yet. sadly.

[kev88]

uh yea

Out golfing with my buddies, and one of them brought along his so called "friends" but all he really does is talk sh*t. Anyway we were messing around and i like accidentaly killed his powerade when i hit a ball. So he grabbed one of my clubs (which i was borrowing from my dad) and smacked the end against a wooden post completly twisting it and all. And then he grabbed another and smacked it against the pavement killing that to, just really psycho So i just let go and smacked him in the stomach with a huge blow. He kinda keeled over and just had theis shocked look on his face. So he took the club he had in his hand and just wacked me in the side with it (right in the kidney...that hurt for the longest time...meh yea i wont go into details) So i got fed up tackled him and beat the sh*t out of him. The course ppl broke us up and we werent able to come back to golf...but o well

[fameONE]

You about to see a (what?) GIRLFIGHT

Enjoy

[angelrevelation]

Okay well here it goes, It started when I  saw my step dad punch my mom in the face 

he hit you both? and they're still together??

i havent been in/seen any real fights

[fameONE]

Click the above link. Suburban White America (SWA) girlfight at its finest (worse).

[nocturnal]

Is anyone in here into UFC, Muy Thai or anyother sort of extreme form of fighting?

Yeah, I love UFC. I just got "UFC Greatest Knockouts Volume 1&2." They are awesome.

[Le_Jay]

Guy tried to pull his fancy karate tricks at me, but I booted him in the shins and pummelled him to the ground after that.

[The 1 and only J...]

my last fight i was in.. o yeah this one kid that i used to goto school with always talked shit about and says he's a boxer and he has won so many medals and he was also stalking one of my friends and when i told him to stop he said he would beat my ass so i was like fine lets see so every time i saw him he would run from me. and then the one day we planned it and had a whole bunch of people watch i started to fight him but he didn't know that i took jujutsu, and tae kwon do.
and this kid is..
-way smaller then me
-skinny
-no muscle
-slow
He threw punches like he never threw one before. he got 1 hit on me and it just made my lip bleed a little i ended up hitting him about 30 times and i even told him i would stop if he would stop talking shit and he said "wat are u scared" so then i hit him in the face he backed up into a fence and i hit him pretty hard and he fell to the ground and i kicked him he got up and i just gave him one more hit in the face and he was knocked out. when he got up one of my friends were like "ha! now u have to kiss Jeff's foot." and he ended up doing it. rofl. i was laughing like hell. when i saw his face it was all bruised and bleeding. he doesn't talk shit any more now.

[ikayto]

Man, I read all of your posts, and i've come to a conclusion. If i was in any of those situations, i'd wimp out or lose at every fight. I"m just flat out too weak, all i have if my arm distance advantage, big bony knuckles, and height. Other than that, i'm a little girly man. Maybe with adrenaline pumping i can open a can off of whupp ass, but damn i'd just get my ass kicked. aha

i need to learn how to fight, i'm only passive cuz i cant do shiz.

time to pump some weights ;p

I've only been in one fight, and i lost. Got one clean punch to his ear, but i hesitated at the last moment because i didnt want to get suspended. Then he gave me 3 to the head, and i panicked, so i whipped out my pen so he'd leave me alone. I was a stupid freshmen abah...

ah i'm ashamed
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[fameONE]

Man, I read all of your posts, and i've come to a conclusion.  If i was in any of those situations, i'd wimp out or lose at every fight.  I"m just flat out too weak, all i have if my arm distance advantage, big bony knuckles, and height.  Other than that, i'm a little girly man.  Maybe with adrenaline pumping i can open a can off of whupp ass, but damn i'd just get my ass kicked. aha

i need to learn how to fight, i'm only passive cuz i cant do shiz.

time to pump some weights ;p

I've only been in one fight, and i lost.  Got one clean punch to his ear, but i hesitated at the last moment because i didnt want to get suspended.  Then he gave me 3 to the head, and i panicked, so i whipped out my pen so he'd leave me alone.  I was a stupid freshmen abah...

ah i'm ashamed
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Just lift enough weights to fend for yourself and learn enough of a fighting skill so you won't ever have to get picked on. When there's a definite improvement in your body and you know you can win a fight, it boosts your confidence.

[SSJ Kenshin]

Okay well here it goes, It started when I  saw my step dad punch my mom in the face 
why? i dont know, (this happend like 3 weeks ago or so), Do I care? No I dont care why All I know is I saw him lay a hand on my mom, well I go to Tae kwon do, and you see him being my step dad we dont have that "bond" so he didnt know I went, just ,my mom who secretly took me behind his back. well I pushed him from my mom and he decided to punch me in the face too, once he did that I kicked him in the stomach, well meanwhile he was punching me and trying to tackle me (and no he was NOT drunk, i dont know what the hell came over him) I was backing him off away from my mom, then I see him go back to my mom(who was on the floor at the time from the punch that kinna knocked her out)  and he started to kick her so I got very mad and I kicked him across the face which landed him to the floor after that I kicked teh top of his head, Now he has stiches there. and well called the police and what not they took him away, well turns out that even tho it was self defense I got in trouble by the police cause I hurt him and it was a battery or something like that.  what a load of crap that was  . well anyways after they found out I was 16 and yesterday we had court everything got dropped. so now the bastard is back in the house but now he knows I can kick his ass    lol. well yea theres one for you.

I've got a fight kind of like that...

Last year, my mom and *then* stepfather were having marital problems, and one night at about 4 AM, I hear yelling then a crash. I jump up, fearing the worst, and I see him standing over her with his fist raised, and my mom with a busted lip. He went to hit her again, but I caught his hand, and pushed him back. He punched me in the chest. Hard. I'm catching my breath, and I see him kick my mother in the ribs. I...snapped I guess. I jumped on his back (I'm no small person, 6'7"; 250 lbs,) so he falls to the ground. I punch the back of his head about 8 times before he throws me off, and gives me this savage kick to the ribs. I spring back up, and tackle him into the side of an entertainment center, and I start clubbing him with both of my fists together, until he passes out. That bastard broke two of my ribs, and a collarbone, but I broke his nose, jaw, and his cheekbone. He goes to jail for domestic abuse, and assaulting a minor (I was 17 at the time.) My mom divorced him a month later, and I haven't seen him since.

[fameONE]

Domestic violence is an epidemic that is becoming more severe and the more I hear about it or see it, I'm just filled with absolute rage. I'm a mama's boy and I'm proud of it. I couldn't imagine anyone disrespecting a woman because, in reality, you should show all women the same respect that you give your mother (granted that you're respectful). You stepfather deserved what was coming to him and I can't express how much it makes me happy to know that justice was served. Your battle wounds came with the nature of the incident but you're a good man.

Props.

[Ballpointpencil]

I've been in a few fights, all with guys oddly enough. The worst I was in was when this guy went after my kid sister (this was when I was in 5th grade, as was he, and my sis was in 2nd grade) for no reason. He just turned around and smacked her in the jaw after school when we were waiting for the bus. I... eh, took him down fairly easily, even though he was bigger than me (actually, I'm better with people bigger than me, Dad taught me some self-defense stuff that uses their own weight against them). That was 5th grade, but I try to avoid fighting, or leave it to my bigger guy friends. XP

[dopeSOUL]

This guy was mad at me because he was thinkin that i was stealing him girlfriend. and he startes some sh*t with me and my friends.. and finally he went up to me ans ask watsup and tellin me to back off. after that my friends stood up in back of me. (FRESHWUNZ CREW) and he didnt do nuthen until after school when he had people at his side to rumble.. i was like WTF. his girl got mad and broke it off the night before. we kicked their asses exept we had some friends that had to go to the hospital to get treated and they got in deep Sh*t. We didnt get anything

[SnowSlasher]

I used to take Judo classes for self defence since i was a picked on guy from grade 1-8, but my stories from before were in the high school years...

heres a tip for freshmen, when you go up a school, everything from your prievious life wont count or matter