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 May 7 2005, 07:27 PM
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Okay, a boy goes to school and the teacher asks him to say/sing the abc's. He said he didn't know it and so his assignment for homework was to ask and know the alphabet by tomorrow. He goes home and asks his sister, "how does the alphabet go?" she goes, "ah, shut up!" Next he goes to his brother while his brother was watching tv and he asks, "how does the alphabet go?" He says, "batman! nananananananana, batman!" He continues and goes and asks his father, who's scrubbing the toilet, he sing, "in the toilet, in the toilet." Lastly he goes to his mom, who's baking buns and asks, "can you tell me how the alphabet goes?" and she replies with, "Ding! My buns are ready!" So the next day he goes to school and the teacher asks him, "Sing the alphabet." The boy goes, 'ah, shut up'. The teachers in shock and asks, 'do you know who i am?' The little boy joyfully sings, 'batman! nananananananana, batman!' The teacher drags him to the principles office and he asks, "where do you live?" The kid goes, "in the toilet, in the the toilet." The teacher and the principle has had enough and asked, "Are you asking for a spanking?" And the boy says, "DING! My buns are ready!"  I may have made multiple mistakes on the story, but the way i was told this story went like this. I'd like to know how you were told about this story. |
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May 7 2005, 08:30 PM
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Oh my!
Ha ha, I feel sorry for the little boy.
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May 7 2005, 09:19 PM
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 JULiiANA FAYE. Group: Member Posts: 460 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,749 |
i heard that joke but everytiem i hear it it is still reallly funny!!
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May 7 2005, 09:23 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol that's a good one.
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May 8 2005, 02:50 AM
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ahh .. that's sooo .. olllllddddd ..
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May 8 2005, 04:11 AM
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Lmao, thats hilarious ! That kid believe everything ..
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May 11 2005, 10:21 PM
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 Umm its that thing you should call me...... Group: Member Posts: 111 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,898 |
Umm yeah I saw this in another section but yeah still isn't funny to me... Sorry MAn i'm all out of humor today...
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May 11 2005, 10:27 PM
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 Disgrace to the asian race Group: Member Posts: 346 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,080 |
Lololololol. Hehe.
That was funni. |
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May 17 2005, 05:32 PM
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Sizzling. ;] Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 135,737 |
a classic. <3
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May 17 2005, 05:37 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Hahaha. That's hilarious. I heard that before, but it was different.. instead of the boy saying "in the toilet, in the toilet", he said "in the jungle the mighty jungle".
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May 18 2005, 12:48 AM
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hhhaha it's funnYY
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May 19 2005, 06:33 PM
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 ||amaterasu|| by rene Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,728 |
heard a different variation of it, but its still funny ^_^U
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Jul 3 2005, 03:55 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
i love these kinds of cute stories!
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Jul 3 2005, 05:05 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
haha. well put together.
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Jul 3 2005, 05:12 AM
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HEHE. I would rate it 80 out of 100.
Classic joke. LOL. Still quite funny. |
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Jul 9 2005, 12:01 PM
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rofl aww poor boy
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Jul 9 2005, 12:05 PM
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 d@niel Group: Member Posts: 1,267 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,453 |
i've heard many different versions of it...its funny, yet very very old...i heard it like when i was in first grade.
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Jul 10 2005, 12:34 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LMFAO! poor boy...haha, sure glad i'm not him
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Jul 10 2005, 07:32 PM
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 Go to Tahiti, and make out with a native. Group: Duplicate Posts: 914 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,267 |
AH THATS HOW IT GOES!
i was trying to remember that all the way from the 2nd grade. still a great joke and thanks for helping me remember |
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Jul 11 2005, 09:31 PM
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 My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,342 |
lol! "ding" my buns are ready!!! so funny
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