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 Apr 29 2005, 05:28 PM
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im not sure; i dont think i haeva pick up line
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May 10 2005, 12:00 AM
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My favorite is:
I'm a fermata, hold me. Of course you wouldn't understand it if you aren't in band or chorus lol |
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May 13 2005, 07:41 PM
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I like the one that said "just as i thought made in heaven"
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May 13 2005, 08:36 PM
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Are you a movie star? I sure would like to see you on my television screen.
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May 15 2005, 07:17 PM
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these are some funny ones i've heard.
my love for you is like diarhea i just cant hold it in. hey hey hey, is that mirror in your pocket? why? cuz i can see myself in your pants. STOP DROP AND ROLL, cuz baby you're on fire. If you were the new hamburger at mcdonalds you'd be called the mcgorgeous you must be jamaican? cuz ja makin me crazy if i said you had a great body, would you.... take off your pants and dance around i bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer. your eyes are even bluer, than the water in my toilet. if i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? i dont have a library card, but do you mind if i check you out? you're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear. i like your skeletal structure baby, you're an ectomorph no doubt. i bet you're magically delicious like a bowl of lucky charms your face is real symmetrical and your nostrils are so nice, i wish i was cross eyed girl, so i could see you twice baby, you smell like fritos, that's why im givin you this hungry stare has anyone ever told you, you've got yugoslavian hands? i hope im not being forward, do you mind if i chew on your butt? my lips are registered weapons, can i invade your personal space? how'd you get through security? cuz baby you're the bomb. anti-pick-up lines: you're absolutely perfect, dont speak now, you might spoil it you must've fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face. |
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May 15 2005, 07:21 PM
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 Live Your Own Party Group: Member Posts: 1,261 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,489 |
QUOTE(sikdragon @ May 15 2005, 8:17 PM) these are some funny ones i've heard. my love for you is like diarhea i just cant hold it in. hey hey hey, is that mirror in your pocket? why? cuz i can see myself in your pants. STOP DROP AND ROLL, cuz baby you're on fire. If you were the new hamburger at mcdonalds you'd be called the mcgorgeous you must be jamaican? cuz ja makin me crazy if i said you had a great body, would you.... take off your pants and dance around i bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer. your eyes are even bluer, than the water in my toilet. if i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? i dont have a library card, but do you mind if i check you out? you're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear. i like your skeletal structure baby, you're an ectomorph no doubt. i bet you're magically delicious like a bowl of lucky charms your face is real symmetrical and your nostrils are so nice, i wish i was cross eyed girl, so i could see you twice baby, you smell like fritos, that's why im givin you this hungry stare has anyone ever told you, you've got yugoslavian hands? i hope im not being forward, do you mind if i chew on your butt? my lips are registered weapons, can i invade your personal space? how'd you get through security? cuz baby you're the bomb. anti-pick-up lines: you're absolutely perfect, dont speak now, you might spoil it you must've fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face.  *laugh my ass off!!* That shit was good! |
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May 15 2005, 08:45 PM
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you look innocent. :)
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May 16 2005, 02:13 PM
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Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1000 miles. If train A is going 95 mph, and Train B is going 85 mph, how long will it take for you to go out with me?
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May 16 2005, 09:50 PM
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"Love is not an emotion its a desicion" True!
"You are only young once but you can be imature every day" Somthing like that but its true! I KNOW i have more its just i can't remeber some 
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May 16 2005, 11:49 PM
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 HI IM aLLi =] Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,012 |
-Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine!
-My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours? -Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some!? -I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you... -The only thing I want between our relationship is latex. -I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings? -Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread. -Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons. -Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look! -Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? Wanna find out? -Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars? -It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean. -I can read palms. (write your # on their hand) OOh it says your gonna call me soon! -Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you? -Q: "May I have the directions to your heart?" A: "Yes,you make a left at 'Hell No' Ave. and leep going straight 'til you get to 'F.U.' Blvd. -He: Your body is like a temple... She: Sorry, there are no services today. -Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? A: Yeah, but this time don't stop! -He: So what do you do for a living? She: Female impersonator. -Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here. A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then! - He: So, baby, your place or mine? She: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine! - |
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May 17 2005, 11:42 AM
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Live Your Own Party Group: Member Posts: 1,261 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,489 |
QUOTE(MzShortieAlli @ May 17 2005, 12:49 AM) -Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine! -My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours? -Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some!? -I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you... -The only thing I want between our relationship is latex. -I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings? -Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread. -Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons. -Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look! -Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? Wanna find out? -Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars? -It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean. -I can read palms. (write your # on their hand) OOh it says your gonna call me soon! -Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you? -Q: "May I have the directions to your heart?" A: "Yes,you make a left at 'Hell No' Ave. and leep going straight 'til you get to 'F.U.' Blvd. -He: Your body is like a temple... She: Sorry, there are no services today. -Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? A: Yeah, but this time don't stop! -He: So what do you do for a living? She: Female impersonator. -Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here. A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then! - He: So, baby, your place or mine? She: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine! - lol. Those are good. 
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