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 May 11 2005, 06:42 PM
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1. Men are like.........Laxatives.........They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like.........Bananas.........The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like.........Weather.........Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like.........Blenders.........You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like.........Chocolate Bars.........Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like.........Commercials.........You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like.........Department Stores.........Their clothes are ˝ off. 8. Men are like.........Government Bonds.........They take soooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like.........Mascara.........They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like.........Popcorn.........They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like.........Snowstorms.........You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like.........Lava Lamps.........Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like.........Parking Spots.......All the goods ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. |
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May 11 2005, 07:36 PM
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 she who rocketh thou sockeths Group: Member Posts: 271 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,478 |
QUOTE(azndreamer @ May 11 2005, 6:42 PM) 13. Men are like.........Parking Spots.......All the goods ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.  hahahahaha that made me laugh out loud, even though i've heard it several times before. |
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May 11 2005, 07:47 PM
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real true
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May 11 2005, 08:14 PM
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 Disgrace to the asian race Group: Member Posts: 346 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,080 |
rofl....funny......and so true.
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May 11 2005, 08:27 PM
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 highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
hahah yup. oh so very true.
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May 11 2005, 09:03 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
ahahaha, i didnt get the first one though
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May 11 2005, 09:08 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,732 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,327 |
lol, 5 and 11 are the funniest to me
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May 11 2005, 09:10 PM
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lol,this one made me laugh-11
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May 11 2005, 09:12 PM
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LOL!! This cracking me up! And it is SO true!
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May 11 2005, 09:26 PM
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Oh my...
 Ha ha, thats funny!
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May 13 2005, 06:48 PM
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haha!!! thats so funny! XD
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May 13 2005, 07:13 PM
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Ahaha that is so true.
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May 13 2005, 09:52 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,220 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,808 |
QUOTE 6. Men are like.........Commercials.........You can't believe a word they say. YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS TRUE LOL 
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May 14 2005, 07:08 PM
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12. Men are like.........Lava Lamps.........Fun to look at, but not very bright.
lol. |
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May 15 2005, 04:38 PM
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OOO I HAVE A NEW ONE
men are like...chocalate or coffee... always better rich |
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May 15 2005, 04:42 PM
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SMILE! Group: Member Posts: 80 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 135,089 |
They made me smile
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May 16 2005, 02:09 PM
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there has to be a girl version...
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May 17 2005, 03:55 PM
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 Hello my name is Yula, I'm a baller! Group: Member Posts: 329 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,918 |
burn in hell.
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May 17 2005, 05:45 PM
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QUOTE(hosing @ May 16 2005, 2:09 PM) there has to be a girl version... women are like ........ pringles ....... once u make em pop they just cant stop.. haha, that was sorta lame but i tried 
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May 17 2005, 08:26 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
the one about them being snowstorms was good. i liked it.
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May 27 2005, 06:11 PM
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funny. sort of true for some..
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May 27 2005, 06:16 PM
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rofl...haha...sooooo true!...
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