My daddy licks lightbulbs, a bit (a teeny tiny bit)of a sick joke.. |
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 May 4 2005, 03:21 PM
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Little Johnny goes to school one day. When the teacher asks the class to say something about someone who can do amazing/extraordinary things, little Johnny jumps up and goes to the front of the class.
"My daddy licks lightbulbs," he announced! "How do you know that?" his teacher asked "Well, I heard him telling mommy 'Turn off the lights and I'll lick that thing." |
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May 4 2005, 05:16 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 726 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,137 |
ewwww >_<
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May 4 2005, 05:40 PM
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NASTYYY
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May 4 2005, 05:42 PM
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 Luvd 4 hoo I aM Group: Member Posts: 84 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 124,082 |
eww...
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May 4 2005, 05:46 PM
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 I'M THE NASTY YELLOW TOOTH[that.looks.like.corn] Group: Member Posts: 104 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,030 |
HAHA. That's hilarious. L0VE it.. lick that thing.. haha..
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May 4 2005, 07:44 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lmao! it's nasty but also funny.
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May 4 2005, 08:18 PM
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Ha ha!!
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May 4 2005, 08:51 PM
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its not funny.. its just...
ewwww |
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May 4 2005, 08:59 PM
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very disgusting.
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May 4 2005, 11:59 PM
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 brandon demarin Group: Member Posts: 287 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,512 |
lol
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May 5 2005, 08:23 AM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
Its a toss up between nasty and funny
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May 5 2005, 12:27 PM
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yuck
 I'd choose licking lightbulbs rather than "that thing". |
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May 6 2005, 01:53 AM
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Haha poor kids.
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May 6 2005, 06:33 AM
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 College Dude Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,527 |
uhmm what is "that thing"?
i dont find it funny.... LOL....just kidding.... |
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May 6 2005, 03:27 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
Guys stop the spamming!!! But I got to say that is sort of disgusting, how do you know he'll lick a vagina? Maybe lick the bed?
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May 6 2005, 07:16 PM
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haha that was a good joke made me laugh for a while
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May 6 2005, 07:22 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 744 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,986 |
OK, thats just wrong..
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May 17 2005, 07:23 AM
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 Bardic Nation Group: Member Posts: 1,113 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,059 |
ha ha ha lol... that's funny
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May 17 2005, 02:50 PM
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haha thats funny, poor kid when he finds out what that means he'll have a trauma
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May 29 2005, 12:47 AM
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 ^^ 2005 Suzuki rm125 2-stroke. My baby... Group: Member Posts: 309 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,737 |
Haha.
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May 29 2005, 12:55 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
ahhah he's so cool.
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May 30 2005, 03:40 AM
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...sick...but also rofl...
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May 30 2005, 05:26 AM
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HAHAAHAHHAAHHA, BULB ! LMAO. GREAT JOB, MAN.
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May 30 2005, 06:11 AM
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 What up? Group: Member Posts: 16 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 140,567 |
lmao... very funny... but ewww....
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Jun 1 2005, 07:37 PM
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woah...little little little Johnny
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