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 Apr 30 2005, 05:13 PM
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**You might have heard of it somewhere but this is pretty funny when I first heard it.
There was a rumor that if you jump off the "Bridge of Swan" and yell out your wish it would come true. 3 ugly girls wanted to try to see if it works, so they arrived at the bridge. Girl #1 jumped of the bridge and yelled out "Britney Spears!!" After the fall and she got out of the water she turned into the popular singer Britney. Girl #2 jumped of the bridge and yelled out " Mulan!!" When she got our of the water she turned into Mulan!! Girl #3 jumped of the bridge but tripped over the steel railing and as she fell out she thought she would die so she screamed out "Oh Shiii i i iT" |
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Apr 30 2005, 05:15 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
I've heard this before. Made me crack a smile.
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Apr 30 2005, 06:39 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Lmao. I never heard of it before. That made my day.
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Apr 30 2005, 07:23 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
ahaha, poor girl =)
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Apr 30 2005, 08:04 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,212 |
Hah a!!!
SOrry girl numbah 3!
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Apr 30 2005, 09:06 PM
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banned Group: Member Posts: 1,589 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,768 |
for those who don't get it girl number 3 turned into poop.
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Apr 30 2005, 09:17 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,899 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,580 |
lmao, must have been a blondie! jk
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Apr 30 2005, 09:18 PM
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 Styna Group: Member Posts: 261 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,047 |
Thats funnyput a smile on my face
 thanks for the cheer up
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Apr 30 2005, 10:00 PM
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banned Group: Member Posts: 1,589 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,768 |
QUOTE(Jayembe @ Apr 30 2005, 9:18 PM) Thats funnyput a smile on my face thanks for the cheer up hehehe! you're welcome! |
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May 1 2005, 03:37 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,881 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,134 |
lolss.
verry funny |
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May 1 2005, 11:05 PM
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banned Group: Member Posts: 1,589 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,768 |
I'm happy I made some of you people laugh! The version I heard was a filipino one so i changed this one
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May 2 2005, 09:01 PM
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LOLS. that sucks for her.
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May 3 2005, 06:36 AM
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 College Dude Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,527 |
good one!
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May 3 2005, 12:34 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol i kinda didn't get it but then i did.. lol
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May 3 2005, 06:06 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 744 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,986 |
lol thats gross!! :P
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May 3 2005, 06:53 PM
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ahaha that one made me smile i feel bad for the girl.
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May 5 2005, 12:02 AM
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 brandon demarin Group: Member Posts: 287 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,512 |
lol
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May 6 2005, 11:03 PM
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lol ^_^
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May 6 2005, 11:34 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
it made me chuckle.
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May 6 2005, 11:35 PM
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 un cool. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,269 |
ah... funny, funny.
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May 6 2005, 11:41 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
hah she turned into shit
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May 7 2005, 06:58 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
ahahahahah!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!
sooo lyke funni3! |
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May 8 2005, 01:44 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 121 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 134,309 |
funny joke, heard different versions...
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May 8 2005, 01:51 AM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
ahah that was cute. i woulda said jessica alba with jlos booty and angelina jolies boobs ! YEA !
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May 31 2005, 07:23 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
This is amusing.
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