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 Apr 27 2005, 07:39 PM
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this thread is fukken hilarious...specially "Just don't post anymore"
I pmsl...this kid is a likkle wanksta...he tried 2 make himself sound all BIG and HARD. Now we all know wot a dickless wonder he is. As 4 his g/f..can i get a SLUT in here? |
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| *CrackedRearView* |
Apr 29 2005, 01:18 AM
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20 seconds? Divide that by 19, take the square root of it, subtract 1.01E-10, and get rid of any number that arises after that, and that's how long it'd take him to ruin his boxers, pending he ever got around to putting his member where God made it to go.
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Apr 29 2005, 07:11 AM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
I actually read all the posts. Just to see how many of yal said don't post any more or I agree or something in that format. And, everytime I read one, I started laughing. haha.
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Apr 29 2005, 02:47 PM
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 Hello my name is Yula, I'm a baller! Group: Member Posts: 329 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,918 |
QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Mar 24 2005, 3:15 PM) Just don't post anymore.  Follow your own damn advice. |
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Apr 29 2005, 03:46 PM
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 t3h koolest guy in cB Group: Member Posts: 2,194 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 513 |
i dont get it... your a 7th grader, you stuck your hand out the window while it was raining while getting a leg dance and holding ur balls? WTF WERE YOU PLAYING? A TWISTED VERION OF SIMON SAYS?
i dont get your story.. |
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Apr 29 2005, 09:32 PM
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 im popCORNY Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,357 |
QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Mar 24 2005, 2:15 PM) Just don't post anymore. agreed 
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Apr 30 2005, 10:50 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,746 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,125 |
QUOTE(CrackedRearView @ Apr 29 2005, 1:18 AM) 20 seconds? Divide that by 19, take the square root of it, subtract 1.01E-10, and get rid of any number that arises after that, and that's how long it'd take him to ruin his boxers, pending he ever got around to putting his member where God made it to go. Haha, that made me laugh. Hahaha. |
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Apr 30 2005, 06:19 PM
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 sang loves hayden. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,373 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,687 |
That's quite hilarious. xD
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Apr 30 2005, 11:32 PM
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woah....all she has to do is show her breast and play with them..that takes liek 3 seconds
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Apr 30 2005, 11:39 PM
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 ^-^ Group: Member Posts: 1,676 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,668 |
QUOTE(teaspoondesigns @ Mar 24 2005, 5:00 PM) Wtf, mate? This has nothing to do with anything. Go screw yourself. It's your girlfriend, isn't she just supposed to give you a "hard-on"? And don't try and be all sohpisticated like an adult if you aren't. Use "boner", like any normal idiotic teenager. lol. a little over agressive today? |
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May 1 2005, 01:29 AM
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 it was just my imagination... Group: Member Posts: 36 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,842 |
for some reason that seems hilarious! ahahaha :]
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May 10 2005, 12:38 PM
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 Faster. Harder. Better than the average bear. Group: Member Posts: 59 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,783 |
whatthehell? XDD n then you boned her walking home?!
kids these days. @_@ |
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
May 10 2005, 01:34 PM
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WTF
 ROFLMAO... oh my god... you had sex on the sidewalk? 
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May 10 2005, 02:13 PM
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 wanderlust personified. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
Hmmmm.... why are you middle schoolers so friggin horny. Go play hopscotch or jump rope or something.
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May 13 2005, 10:20 PM
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 ^^ 2005 Suzuki rm125 2-stroke. My baby... Group: Member Posts: 309 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,737 |
QUOTE Just don't post anymore. And 3 minutes? What the hell? Im under 5 and sprung. Prety funny you boned her on the way home tho. |
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May 14 2005, 12:35 AM
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 Get at me Group: Member Posts: 515 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,964 |
hey i get hard looking at import cars
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May 14 2005, 09:07 AM
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 when the sun sleeps. Group: Member Posts: 210 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 138,079 |
when i was in middle skewl i was good.
i didnt do no leg dances. or have someen give me a hard on by puttin there cold wet hand in my pants. |
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May 14 2005, 10:35 AM
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This is the saddest story I have ever heard.
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May 14 2005, 11:32 AM
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QUOTE(krn_kiddo254 @ May 13 2005, 11:35 PM) hey i get hard looking at import cars LMAO. Where you going to stick your d*ck at. In the tailpipe. |
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May 14 2005, 11:35 AM
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Running Group: Member Posts: 596 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,064 |
QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ May 14 2005, 11:32 AM) LMAO. Where you going to stick your d*ck at. In the tailpipe. Duh... Where else? The keywhole? Sadly that happens to me but Im like 4years older than him.... |
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May 15 2005, 02:20 AM
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Why aren't you posting anymore?
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May 15 2005, 02:24 AM
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that's cool, go have yourself a cookie.
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