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 Apr 17 2004, 07:15 AM
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 i'm susan  Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029  |
yeah soo true... i helped u, v@por! so stop whining! lols listen to wat THE administrator says.... hes scary lols seon ho is a scary man~ lols jk
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Apr 17 2004, 10:54 AM
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 Ph34r with great ph43r Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,744 |
lol. most of the 36 are funny. most of them will probably get u slapped, unless you actually know the girl and she knows ur just playin
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Apr 17 2004, 09:11 PM
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 Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Apr 17 2004, 6:22 AM) Please stop; if people want to help, they will. Let's stay relevant to the topic. Thanks. ok.. thanks for telling me message received 
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Apr 17 2004, 09:46 PM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
I have this font that has 52 pick up lines =)
I'll name a few.. QUOTE Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? You are the only reason why I come here alone. The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? I lost my teddybear, will you sleep with me? You're so hot you make the devil sweat. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock! You will all those curves, and me with no brakes! Are from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see. Hey, you wanna play lion? You go kneel over there and I'll throw you my meat. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 AM? Fcuk me if I'm wrong, but is your name Shanaynay? Damn girl, you even look good with the lights on! I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well then, please start. Come over to my house and let's do math. Add the bed, Divide the legs, and we'll multiply. I want to use your thighs as earmuffs. Can I put my thingie in your thingie? There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't seem to take them off of you. Would you like to dance, or should I go fcuk myself again? Do you mind if I stare at you upclose instead of from across the room? Is it hot in here, or is it just you? If I were a dog, would you help me bury my bone? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I put U and I together. I lost my phone number, can I have yours? Can I have a picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. Did you watch your jeans in Windex? Cuz I can see myself in 'em. Can I borrow 25 cents? My mom told me to call him the first time I fell in love. Do you have any Italian in you? Want some? Let's play army. I lay down and you blow the hell out of me. Damn, I thought only "very fine" came in a bottle. Should I call you or nudge you? You and me, we be dancin' in the sheets. Those are a nice set of legs. What time do they open? You wanna know what would look good on you? "Me." |
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Apr 17 2004, 10:34 PM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Apr 17 2004, 9:46 PM) I have this font that has 52 pick up lines =) I'll name a few.. haha those are funny |
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Apr 17 2004, 10:52 PM
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 -Moo?- Group: Member Posts: 99 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,414 |
I got one.. I should use it on a guy and see if it works.. * ahem* Did anyone ever call you the sun? Because you sure light up my life.
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Apr 20 2004, 12:52 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 7 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,989 |
 Haha these are great! I dont know if anyone posted these yet but yeah.Are you wearing astronaut pants? because your ass is out of this world! Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out! Are you from Tennesse? No, because your the only TEN I SEE Can I have you number to give to my friends to tell them where to call me in the morning? I lost my phone number can I have yours? All that i can think of right now! haha |
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Apr 21 2004, 09:00 PM
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yall... at a club... its like this... check it:
you have to find a really good looking person that knows theyre good looking or it doesnt work: (look up and down at them) aw the hell with pick up lines, how 'you' doin? say 'how you doin' like joey does from Friends. |
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Mar 14 2007, 10:29 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 49 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 360,063 |
haha i got a few...
are you jamaican?? cuhs JA-MAKIN me crazy. is yer dad a terrorist?? cuhs you the bomb! are you a chef?? cuhs yer body's cookin'! i think i had more...i just can't think of any more.... |
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Mar 15 2007, 09:21 AM
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 cb's #1 fan! =) Group: Advisor Posts: 2,342 Joined: Nov 2003 Member No: 1 |
haha pick up lines are cheesy and never work. how about trying this:
hi, im [insert your name here]. =) |
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Mar 20 2007, 03:23 PM
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 Kourtney Luvs You! Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: Feb 2007 Member No: 505,420 |
An old Boyfriend of mine said " Did it hurt?" i said "what hurt" then he said
" Falling all the way from heaven because you have a face like an angel" It was mushy at the time.
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Mar 21 2007, 12:26 PM
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Cedric Group: Member Posts: 101 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 496,502 |
this one is rude!!
hey how about a pizza and f&*k?? girl says no then say dont be picky i wasnt!! haha If you and i where both squirls could i bust a nut in ur hole!! hahaha this one is sweet Give a girl a rose and tell her u wanted to show this rose how beautiful u are!! |
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Mar 21 2007, 12:34 PM
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QUOTE(micron @ Mar 15 2007, 10:21 AM)  haha pick up lines are cheesy and never work. how about trying this: hi, im [insert your name here]. =)   Forealz. Pick up lines are so cheesy. I liked doing them to friends of mine, 'Cause I find it hilarious. "Do you eat a lot of lucky charms? Because you're magically delicious!"  My personal favorite. |
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Mar 28 2007, 06:15 PM
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 BABESTARR Group: Member Posts: 600 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 442,634 |
Some of the ones i read on here are HILARIOUS!! they might work on me...gotta give props to the guy for trying right? and i like laughing too!!
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Mar 28 2007, 07:03 PM
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 cvchango Group: Human Posts: 492 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 332,717 |
my favorite...
Too bad your not DNA helicase... causes I'd let you unzip my genes. |
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Mar 28 2007, 10:05 PM
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 Offical Hopless Romantic Group: Member Posts: 65 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 512,182 |
here
Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you. I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking? :]] enjoy ahha |
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Apr 10 2007, 03:26 PM
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 Hi, Im Brook. Group: Member Posts: 1,774 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 508,383 |
QUOTE(Fireshrieker @ Apr 16 2004, 9:09 AM) here's a list of 37 (i think) great (and dirty) pickup lines: lol some of those are funny as heck lol they are
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Apr 11 2007, 04:46 PM
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Worst one i ever had was from my current Boyfriend :
"Is oyur second mane Jacobs, coz ur a cracker!" I was like LOL!! and it took off from there
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Apr 12 2007, 10:32 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,020 Joined: Feb 2007 Member No: 505,785 |
Do you know karate?
'Cause your body's KICKIN. |
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Apr 13 2007, 12:35 AM
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That's some nappy-headed hos there. I'm gonna tell you that now, man, that's some -- woo.
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Apr 13 2007, 01:02 AM
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Dang Kyro, way to post in every forum! :)
QUOTE(Flip_x @ Mar 21 2007, 12:26 PM) this one is rude!! hey how about a pizza and f&*k?? girl says no then say dont be picky i wasnt!! I thought it was... "Then how about just the f**k?" |
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Apr 13 2007, 04:54 AM
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 The kooks Group: Member Posts: 499 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,563 |
I've never really used lines like that before but like someone said there supposed to be cheesy to break the ice and make you laugh. So hopefully who ever your trying to chat up, they'll see the funny side to it. Here's some that I know off:
"Hi sex bomb, mind if I defuse you" "Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?" "If your left leg was easter and your right leg was christmas, Could I visit you between the holidays?" ""Hey baby, if you and i were squirels, could i bust a nut in your hole?" |
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Apr 13 2007, 06:34 AM
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 What a sick, masochistic lion. Group: Member Posts: 1,853 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,535 |
These are ones I think are funny: "Pardon me, miss, I've lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?" "You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu." (peek at you... hahhaha lame) I don't think pick-up lines would ever work on me... sure they'd break the ice but I'd think the guy was so lame! Unless it was a total joke and not an actually sincere attempt at trying to get at me.  |
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Apr 21 2007, 11:21 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 518,848 |
i think cheesy pickup lines are cute.
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Apr 21 2007, 11:49 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 793 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 425,250 |
pick up lines dont work any more...
silly mortals |
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