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post Apr 26 2005, 12:00 PM
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It's almost my birthday (ill be 17 by the end of may, weeeeeeee), lol, anyways, my parents are getting divorced and my mom's moving to England, and she might not be around for my sweet 17 sad.gif, anyways, this morning she woke me up early just to talk to me.

Mom: ... so your birthday present from me is going to be sex
me: say what?
mom: i'm giving you the permission to have sex
me: awww thanks mom!! *hugs*

Now, my mom doesn't know that i'm not a virgin...if she finds out, she'll probably kill me, so it's a good thing knowing she's going to approve of me having sex! weeeeeeeee....BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER! i swear!...i'm soo happy!!

So what's your best birthday present?

I'M SOO HAPPY

(sorry, i'm a little wierd whistling.gif )
 
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post Apr 27 2005, 02:17 PM
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to be honest, i wouldnt feel comfortable having my mom say that im officially allowed to have sex. cuz then id feel like she'd always be wondering if i ever DID have sex there on out. id prefer just doing it when im ready...whether my parents like it or not.
 
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post Apr 27 2005, 02:35 PM
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ooo a hello kitty themed party happy.gif i wish i could have one of those...maybe i can have a hello kitty wedding, i saw it in this hello kitty book of merchandise or something

Hahaha. Whoa. That makes me want a Hello Kitty-themed wedding, although I don't know if Johnny would mind. rolleyes.gif It seems as if many of peoples' best presents were iPods. laugh.gif
 
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post Apr 27 2005, 06:53 PM
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post Apr 27 2005, 07:33 PM
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wow...
interesting birthday present.
the best birthday gift i recieved were opera tickets and dinner with friends in new york. _smile.gif
 
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post Apr 27 2005, 08:14 PM
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ummm ...woW?? ... that's pretty messed up NO OFFENSE ..
neway ..whatever rocks yall's boat ..is COOL i guesss right.
 
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post Apr 27 2005, 09:08 PM
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never heard of a bday present like this from parents.
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 09:29 AM
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QUOTE(eli5e @ Apr 28 2005, 3:14 AM)
ummm ...woW?? ... that's pretty messed up NO OFFENSE ..
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How the hell is that messed up? and sorry but that offended me stubborn.gif
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 09:38 AM
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my mom will probably give me that gift when I turn.. 30 hahaha
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 09:52 AM
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QUOTE(xlaydee_v @ Apr 26 2005, 1:01 PM)
Lols, that's funny. Nice gift&cherish it ;P
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yup
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 09:58 AM
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QUOTE(eli5e @ Apr 27 2005, 8:14 PM)
ummm ...woW?? ... that's pretty messed up NO OFFENSE ..
neway ..whatever rocks yall's boat ..is COOL i guesss right.
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Are you a monk?

Also, Ariel, please no one word replies. By the way. You have the same name as me. That deeply disturbs me. I do not know why.
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 10:00 AM
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QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Apr 28 2005, 4:58 PM)
Also, Ariel, please no one word replies. By the way. You have the same name as me. That deeply disturbs me. I do not know why.
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The only difference is that you are a boy
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 10:14 AM
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hahah you've got a cool mum too. haha.. congrats on that!
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 10:15 AM
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 28 2005, 10:00 AM)
The only difference is that you are a boy
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Oh yeah. I forgot. cool.gif

QUOTE(someflipguy @ Apr 27 2005, 9:47 AM)
GJ I like it.
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Haha, are you posting in the wrong topic?
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 11:50 AM
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QUOTE(Miss[x]Tiff @ Apr 26 2005, 6:26 PM)
Thats what America is comming to i guess, where parents let their kids have illegal sex.
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is she from america? I thought she was from somewhere else....I dunno

anyways, that is very odd.... huh.gif
and I dunno why it offends you that people think its "messed up"
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 11:54 AM
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QUOTE(StanleyThePanda @ Apr 28 2005, 6:50 PM)
is she from america? I thought she was from somewhere else....I dunno

anyways, that is very odd.... huh.gif
and I dunno why it offends you that people think its "messed up"
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I'm not from america mellow.gif ... I'M FROM BELGIUM...haha...
anyways...saying a birthday present from my mom is messed up annoys me...
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 12:12 PM
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Whoa that's some present you'll be having! blink.gif

BTW sandra6645, do you live around Brussels or Antwerp? blink.gif
 
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Brussels, that's why i speak french...wish i lived in Antwerp
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 12:42 PM
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 28 2005, 9:14 AM)
Brussels, that's why i speak french...wish i lived in Antwerp
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That's cool. One of my former classmates goes to the International School in Brussels. cool.gif
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 04:07 PM
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and so what are you planning to do with this present??
hahaha
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 06:44 PM
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lol.. nice b-day present !! glad u were happi to accept that weird b-day present.
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 08:33 PM
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QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 28 2005, 11:54 AM)
I'm not from america  mellow.gif ... I'M FROM BELGIUM...haha...
anyways...saying a birthday present from my mom is messed up annoys me...
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Its not that she gave you a gift, the type of gift. Its like saying your mom is okay with you possibly getting some STD or getting pregnate.
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 08:43 PM
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that's a weird birthday present... it's funny though, congrats.
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 09:26 PM
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you should have said..."but i want an iPod"
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 10:30 PM
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ahaha um.. wow is all i can say.
 
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who was the unlucky guy to take your virginity away?
 
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