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 Apr 28 2005, 04:14 PM
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QUOTE(JlIaTMK @ Apr 28 2005, 3:59 PM) James.... i love you :p. What more can I say? Your ignorance/lack of good sarcasm is really annoying. Please do not make those jesters again. I didn't get ticked easily because you said I was just joking after, even thought it must hurt plenty of homosexual/bisexual people to have even more jokes about their sexuality added on to their life.  jesters? gestures?  well. this is interestiing. |
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Apr 28 2005, 04:16 PM
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lol nicki, i realized i did that, and i realized that it was fine how it was
i was waiting for someone to read that part and be like... what? jestures = jokes gestures = act or sign of attitude |
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Apr 28 2005, 07:11 PM
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purple ponies (self-deleted 12/06)
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Apr 29 2005, 01:13 AM
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Wait, you asked for us to prove it to you?
Does that warrant a picture? Because if so... 
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Apr 29 2005, 06:35 AM
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it's not about the size, its about the technique
let's take 2 cases and compare: 1. ex had a huge d**k, he couldn't work it at all. it felt like he was just shovin a bottle in and out really hard and quick..newb. vs 2. current: smaller than the first, but that boy can work it. which one felt better? 2 |
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Apr 29 2005, 07:04 AM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
Whoa, haha a bottle really that shiz is huge. haha!
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Apr 30 2005, 01:15 AM
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 Live Your Own Party Group: Member Posts: 1,261 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,489 |
QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 28 2005, 4:52 PM) oh my goodnes! you are JUST the moron i've been waiting for to brighten my day! but, why would you suggest it was a 'gay' thing to do, and then say that the reason to lie about your penis would be to impress a girl? there is a serious flaw in either logic or understanding there you realixze that it takes two to hve an argument? you could have pmed her, as well, you know. three cheers for raging hypocrisy!! Oh em jee, lyk whn did cb bcuma pce whr sd lil cnts cold blabber on in ignrunse lyk ttl prats and thn blaym othrs fr prvokin thm? wow. it takes a lot more effort to type like an idiot than like a real person. why not give that some thought? and how old are you? 15? wow. im impressed. i think it takes more of an adult attitude to confront a howling bigot and imbecile than it does to be that bigot or imbecile. but what do i know? i AM 15. and, if it wasnt already clear, i violently dislike you as far as the penis goes. no i have never lied. it really is two feet long.  Dude, I love you. You're just.. too good. lol. And, loving the two feet thing goin' on there.
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Apr 30 2005, 10:41 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,443 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,050 |
no i havent lied haha
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Apr 30 2005, 11:28 AM
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Nope & when I say i have a size 32 it's true.
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Apr 30 2005, 11:33 PM
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My friend was talkin got someone online.....they said they were something something inches...and she was liek really what size are you...then he said a # taht was 3inches smaller than what he sadi b4
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Apr 30 2005, 11:51 PM
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QUOTE(xSonia @ Apr 25 2005, 8:52 PM) rofl yes, People are so perverted..why would anyone want to know the size of your penis? unless they wanna "woohoo" with you or something..then they will see for themselves, jeez. {yeah, ive been playing sims2.} lol, I love that game, and I completely agree with you, who cares? QUOTE(hardbodyactiv @ Apr 27 2005, 3:14 AM)  ...well little girlie...wow u got sum front soundin me out  u wanna hv a row bout my casual use of the adjective 'gay' do u...  Ur not 2 bright r u...my use of the adjective 'gay' suggests that this kinda behaviour as suggested within the context of my post is homosexual...r u suggesting by inference from ur reply '"gay" as a word for "stupid"'that you believe homosexuals, or homosexual behaviour is stupid???? ...since when did CB become a dull grey place inhabited bi boring PC inhibited losers like u dictating 2 me...u wanna bring it on then pm me rather than tryin 2 score points off me by tryin 2 look sooo superior in a thread...keep 2 the thread or dont bother posting...ne wayz this is a guys locker room and ur just a little teen probably virgin gurl who knows...wat? ?Sweet feck all bout this kinda subject. Also...if u can quote 2 me the relevant passage in the CB rules that say i shud use correct grammar and spelling then i will....otherwise keep ur snotty likkle nose out of adult business babe. whoa dude, back of, what the hell is your problem?  and I completely agree, your spelling and grammar is atrocious! 
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May 1 2005, 01:09 AM
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why do guys lie. why are they so ashame? ..remember "its not the size of the ship that matters; it all depends on the motion of the ocean"... ahahaha :]
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May 1 2005, 01:17 AM
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Not to be honest, the sizes of my thing is the same size as a straw. Wonderful isnt it ?
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May 26 2005, 09:11 PM
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 ^^ 2005 Suzuki rm125 2-stroke. My baby... Group: Member Posts: 309 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,737 |
No I ant got no shame in my game haha okay maby once or so.
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May 26 2005, 10:55 PM
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 damn u got owned! Group: Member Posts: 215 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,850 |
no i don't lie. i really do have to wear mine as a belt.
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May 26 2005, 11:38 PM
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Yes, I have. :(
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May 27 2005, 01:59 AM
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 Kuki Nakamarua - AKA Bobby Lee Group: Member Posts: 447 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,812 |
no.for real.i never lie about that....hehehe
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May 27 2005, 02:10 AM
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It's not about size..it's how you work it =X
BUt you don't know how many times I've heard guys say how big theirs is..0_o..I doubt all those guys were honest... |
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May 27 2005, 04:36 AM
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Lights Are Blinding My Eyes Group: Member Posts: 90 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 142,218 |
Don't need to. If a chick finds it so important, I wouldn't care much for her.
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May 27 2005, 10:16 AM
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STOP THE WAR Group: Member Posts: 298 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,182 |
nope.=) no need to. proud of the size lol for an asian guy hahaa
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May 28 2005, 08:30 AM
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mine is short!but so what?
i wont lie my size! size isnt mean anything |
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Jul 17 2005, 02:40 PM
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 I'm HOT Group: Member Posts: 36 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,271 |
hasnt every guy, i mean, you arent going to tell a girl that you have a 4 incher, but that is not my size though, i dont lie that much
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Jul 17 2005, 08:55 PM
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CHYEAAHHH MAN Group: Member Posts: 1,255 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 168,013 |
Well I read somewhere that no more then 5% of the population of males are very largely "endowed" so it's just natural for guys to life plus people think big thing = manhood. Anyway, I don't like. I'm a small fish but there are a lot smaller fish and I should be happy with what I have. Plus its not like it's going to get bigger if I lie about it...
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Jul 17 2005, 09:25 PM
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 who goes there?!?!?! Group: Member Posts: 144 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,020 |
i dont need to lie... those who ask can see for themselves lol
sike... actually no one has asked me but if they did i guess i would add 3 inches then its real size
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Jul 17 2005, 09:30 PM
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CHYEAAHHH MAN Group: Member Posts: 1,255 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 168,013 |
QUOTE(cookienmilkfornaps @ Jul 17 2005, 10:25 PM) i dont need to lie... those who ask can see for themselves lol sike... actually no one has asked me but if they did i guess i would add 3 inches then its real size is it half an inch? |
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