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 Apr 27 2005, 07:57 PM
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I don't think microwaves are satan. Just possesed by him.
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Apr 27 2005, 07:59 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 744 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,986 |
whoa...thats freaky...i'll never look at microwaves the same way again after reading that article!!
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Apr 27 2005, 07:59 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
QUOTE(chii @ Apr 27 2005, 7:46 PM) well, an oven has to be preheated so that's why it takes so long...a microwave was made to be heated quickly to make those fast snack things...that's what i think   actually, the cooking time for something doesnt include the preheating. It takes about 30 minutes to do to a hot pocket what a Microwave does to some in a minute and a half. |
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Apr 27 2005, 08:13 PM
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yea ..lol my grandma ALWAYS says it's bad to stand in front of a microwave.
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Apr 27 2005, 08:33 PM
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RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Apr 27 2005, 6:54 PM) microwaves work with radiation. conventional ovens work with radiation too. 1- you can't do anything to your face by looking at it too closely. 2- anything can be changed by heating. Milk expecially, because the protiens start comming apart at 110 degrees. actually yes it doesnt actually do anything to your face, but standing too close to it can cause cell damage thank you. I researched it in chemistry a long time ago. oh, and the thing about it changing stuff when it heats it, it like changes the chemical make up of food. Like changes water molecules into carbon monoxide or something. go read the link I provided up in the post, it has a lot of scary details.  I swear I didnt just make this stuff up cuz I'm paranoid. Microwaves zap the nutrients out of food too. And its weird cuz my family always says "go zap that in the microwave for 30 seconds itll be done" and now I get why. creeeeepy. |
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Apr 27 2005, 08:46 PM
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 Sharie. Group: Member Posts: 2,429 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 103 |
I think it's fine. If it heats up stuff for me and cooks frozen food, I don't care.
It's not like I'd die. That quick. |
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Apr 27 2005, 09:09 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
Hahaha my gosh that's a really interesting thought. I saw that whole foil thing happen before. I freaked out like crazy because I thought the microwave was going to explode. I'm gonna try that chip bag one..
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Apr 27 2005, 09:16 PM
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satan's a hell of a lot worse.
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Apr 27 2005, 09:21 PM
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Wow, I like microwaves.
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Apr 27 2005, 09:23 PM
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 mosh. Group: Member Posts: 1,841 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,114 |
^^ lol, how randomm, robert!
This is funny, about all the microwave stuff. It gives me ideas... 
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Apr 27 2005, 10:13 PM
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QUOTE(caytexo @ Apr 27 2005, 10:16 PM) satan's a hell of a lot worse. And how do you know that? ...Wait, are you Satan?
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Apr 27 2005, 10:14 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
i knew it...microwaves are evil and unnatural
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Apr 27 2005, 10:45 PM
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If mocriowaves are Satan than gods in the tv....
I love my microwave*pets microwave* i mean all the food that is "cooked" in microwaves has already been cooked, and dont microwaves use MICRO waves to cook things?... so i dunno if its considered radiation.. lol who care microwaves rock! |
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Apr 27 2005, 11:45 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
ok first thing that came into my mind...
omg, have you ever put an egg in the microwave? lol, you should. But clean up afterwards. oih wait, you have...lol. I only did it once, for the record, lol. and the other thing, yah mircrowavable dinners have all kinds of chemicals in it to perserve the food and help it heat up quickly, lol ur right. It's really bad for yah, but i eat it neway lol. |
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Apr 28 2005, 12:00 AM
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QUOTE(KissMe2408 @ Apr 28 2005, 12:45 AM) ok first thing that came into my mind... omg, have you ever put an egg in the microwave? lol, you should. But clean up afterwards. oih wait, you have...lol. I only did it once, for the record, lol. yeah i have put an egg in the microwave...doh  I really thought I was being smart...for some strange reason I thought it would boil. I felt such a stupid ass cleaning all that mess up.
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Apr 28 2005, 12:17 AM
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I agree on this belief....once my arby's melt caught on fire....I have always acknowledged the fact that the microwave is indeed spawned from satan....
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Apr 28 2005, 12:38 AM
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 ART is everything. Group: Member Posts: 230 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,166 |
AH! I eat those stuff! ><
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Apr 28 2005, 12:44 AM
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 You'll find me in your dreams. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,536 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,010 |
I'm not allowed to use my microwave anymore....
>.> <.< No I didn't screw up my science project so badly it blew up the microwave... Nope. I didn't use too much foil either.... Nope. |
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Apr 28 2005, 04:05 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
Meh. Technology has its ups and dows, I guess.
Deal with it, life goes on. =] |
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Apr 28 2005, 04:31 AM
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 .bubblicious inspirations. @ www.bubbliciousoul.com Group: Member Posts: 466 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,228 |
hahahahhaa this si so funny.. bu i don't seem to be able to survive without a microwave.. so yea.. i'm possessed.
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Apr 28 2005, 03:50 PM
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wow so if you microwave coffee it explodes in your face o_O that`s scary x____x ahaha yeah once i microwaved popcorn and the foil caught fire i ran around the house like a moron.
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Apr 28 2005, 04:19 PM
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 my <3 is in Ohio Group: Member Posts: 899 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,599 |
i learned the hard way the dangers of the microwave. it was fun though. then my friend put a cd in there. it looked really cool but it kinda broke the cd....
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Apr 28 2005, 04:19 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 135 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,093 |
haha yes, i started a fire in my house.
because of microwaves. and im extremely talented. |
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Apr 28 2005, 06:00 PM
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...
 YOU'RE RIGHT! |
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Apr 28 2005, 09:31 PM
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 Chtaime Group: Member Posts: 609 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,918 |
wow interesting train of thought.
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