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a dentist
wonmin
post Jan 5 2005, 11:26 PM
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A guy and a gal meet at a bar.

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love.

After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a really good dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Well yes, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"

"I didn't feel a thing!"
 
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rockstah_14
post Apr 22 2005, 01:47 AM
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ill never marry a dentist... from now on...
 
xbr0kensmil3
post Apr 22 2005, 03:11 PM
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whatever d00de
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lol .. i feel bad for the dentist.
 
demomode
post Apr 22 2005, 03:16 PM
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haha that's funny =)
 
*iNyCxShoRT*
post Apr 24 2005, 08:40 PM
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AHAHAHA
 
loljuliana
post Apr 26 2005, 10:06 PM
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ahaha, i wonder what his reaction was :D
 
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post Apr 27 2005, 12:59 PM
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ahahs. funny. what a cruel thing to say to the man.
 
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post Apr 27 2005, 08:03 PM
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lol...poor dentist
 
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post Apr 29 2005, 05:55 PM
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i dont get it
 

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