leroy!!!, whoa.......... |
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 Apr 12 2005, 08:27 PM
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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered mumma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's this one?" Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right..." says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I just yell 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all come a runnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "Ah, that's so easy," said the momma. "Then I calls them by their last names." |
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Apr 13 2005, 01:12 PM
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Hahaha. What's the mother a prostitute? LOL.
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Apr 13 2005, 01:29 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Hooker.
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Apr 14 2005, 07:27 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
Lmao-thats one busy mother
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Apr 14 2005, 08:50 PM
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 The Light One Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,249 |
Hahaha, genius.
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Apr 14 2005, 09:27 PM
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OHHH SH**TT!! LOL THATS FUNNY HAHA
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Apr 15 2005, 12:09 AM
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Dang, just imagine the hospital bill
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Apr 15 2005, 12:15 AM
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hahahahah, cute joke ! =]
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Apr 15 2005, 01:17 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha omg what a slut
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Apr 15 2005, 09:06 AM
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nice one!
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Apr 15 2005, 09:13 AM
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I've heard this one before but they weren't called Leroy and the mum was having a conversation with her friend. Dirty woman. Bet she has a fun sex life though
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Apr 16 2005, 12:11 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 744 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,986 |
haha! i like this one XD
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Apr 16 2005, 01:42 PM
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 You can call me Jon Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806 |
HAHA HOLY HELLFIRES THAT WAS GOOD.
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Apr 16 2005, 02:06 PM
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LMAO. Niceeeeeeee. that's funny.
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Apr 16 2005, 10:19 PM
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Bus-ay Bus-ay!! Funny.
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Apr 17 2005, 01:21 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hhahahhahahhaha dang that lady is smart
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Apr 17 2005, 02:08 AM
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hhaha. ... that was good
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| *xcaitlinx* |
Apr 17 2005, 10:17 AM
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lmao. that was really funny! ah prostitute.
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Apr 26 2005, 10:54 AM
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lmao nice joke xD
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Apr 26 2005, 05:40 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
aww now that was a good one...you's a HOE!!
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Apr 26 2005, 07:13 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
LMAO! Thats funny!.. this joke is a good one.
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Apr 26 2005, 07:18 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
hahah. see, this is why we keep spare condoms in our pocket. not that it would have made her any less slutty anyway. hehe. good joke.
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Apr 26 2005, 08:12 PM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
Wow, that mother has been really busy, hasn't she?
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Apr 27 2005, 12:58 PM
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LOLS. woah.
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Apr 27 2005, 06:27 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol. nice one.
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