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ever wanted a new name? ;)
mickybeans
post Apr 19 2005, 05:26 PM
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Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butter
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

So next time someone asks you for your name, don't forget what your new name is now (;

and just a random fact that i learned today: children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day! so make a poor adult laugh with your new name or at least tell them what our president's new name is! LOL. (:

hehe, i went from Brenda Nguyen to Crusty Lizardbrains laugh.gif
 
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iwannakisshim
post Apr 20 2005, 01:59 PM
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Cheeseball bubblenose biggrin.gif
 
_sarcastic_
post Apr 20 2005, 04:09 PM
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crusty girdle-hiney

i love it
 
KELLYYY
post Apr 20 2005, 04:09 PM
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KELLY TRUONG.

Boobie GizzardHiney.

Eew. Reminds me of lizzards. Me no likey my new name. sad.gif
 
KissMe2408
post Apr 20 2005, 04:29 PM
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t = tootie

i = cootie
l = brain

"a random fact that i learned today: children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day!"

ahh! that's crazy! laugh people, laugh!

So Katie Mills would be

Tootie CootieBrain. ah what a name :)
 
Ington
post Apr 20 2005, 04:32 PM
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I'm Chim-chim Liverhead.

This is from Captain Underpants, but revised a bit. biggrin.gif
 
jennyjenny
post Apr 20 2005, 05:48 PM
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zippy wafflehiney...
 
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post Apr 20 2005, 05:49 PM
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loopy apple butter
 
loljuliana
post Apr 20 2005, 06:30 PM
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Hehe I remember this from the captain underpants book
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 12:04 AM
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mine is tootie coffiesniffers
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 10:50 AM
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Loopy Gerbilbiscuits happy.gif

hahahaha
 
*xcaitlinx*
post Apr 21 2005, 04:52 PM
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chim-chim rhinofanny

hahaha blink.gif
 
sweetxsimplicity
post Apr 22 2005, 12:06 AM
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hi, my name is brianna! =]
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Chim-Chim Apple Nose
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ThIz*aZn*GuRL
post Apr 23 2005, 11:08 PM
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QUOTE(allthatglitterss @ Apr 19 2005, 8:17 PM)
My last name only has 3 letters..hahah.
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Same.....
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 11:11 PM
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crusty chickensniffer? ew..
 
me1issaaaa
post Apr 23 2005, 11:11 PM
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...Boobie Gerbillips.
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*islandgirl4eva*
post Apr 23 2005, 11:14 PM
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Zippy Girdlehiney...LMFAO.
 
krnl0v3r
post Apr 23 2005, 11:18 PM
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QUOTE(xXYouMeBedNowXx @ Apr 19 2005, 5:43 PM)
zippy wafflechunks

yuh-hum.
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close to mine

mine is
greasy wafflechunks ^^
 
xXYouMeBedNowXx
post Apr 23 2005, 11:27 PM
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WE ARE ZE WAFFLECHUNKS!
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 11:52 PM
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Zippy Chickenchunks.
 
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post Apr 23 2005, 11:55 PM
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Poopsie Cootiesniffer XD
 
5ayuri
post Apr 24 2005, 12:40 AM
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dinky apple-lips ..lol thats pretty cool.
 
hiromi
post Apr 24 2005, 07:49 AM
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Zippy Applehead o_O;;;
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 07:57 AM
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Loopy Girdlepants! blink.gif huh.gif

hahahahahahaha
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 10:16 AM
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HI IM aLLi =]
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DINKY LIZARD BRAINS
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 02:29 PM
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Crusty Gizzardchunks.

interesting.
 
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