Japanese Prostitute, pretty dirty.... |
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 Jan 5 2005, 02:59 PM
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There was once a man named Bob who hired a Japanese prostitute one night. He rented a hotel room and then they started having sex. A few minutes later the girl starts saying "fasta hadda... fasta hadda" So Bob starts going faster and harder. Then a few minutes later the girl starts saying "fasta hadda" a little louder this time. So a little confused Bob starts going faster and harder. Then the girl starts screaming... Bob finished up and left.
The next day Bob goes to play golf with one of his Japanese friends. The guy hits the ball and says "Damn it... fasta hadda." The Bob asks "What does 'fasta hadda' mean in Japanese?" The guy turns to him and says "wrong hole." |
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Jan 5 2005, 03:19 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Ouch.
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Jan 5 2005, 03:43 PM
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wow...
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Jan 5 2005, 04:13 PM
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heheh that funny...japanese girl her asss much be very lose
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Jan 5 2005, 04:43 PM
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 Lets Boogie! Group: Member Posts: 567 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,294 |
Oooh sick...but funny
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Jan 5 2005, 05:08 PM
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hehe she's not gonna crap right for a month
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Jan 5 2005, 05:40 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
ooooooo
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Jan 5 2005, 06:36 PM
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lol....
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Jan 5 2005, 08:01 PM
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ewwwwwww....
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Jan 5 2005, 08:46 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lmfao
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Jan 5 2005, 11:09 PM
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owww!
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Jan 5 2005, 11:12 PM
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hahaha oh my.. that is rather gross.
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Jan 5 2005, 11:15 PM
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maybe it was meant for the "fasta hadda"
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Jan 6 2005, 12:25 AM
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^ hahaha
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Jan 6 2005, 09:04 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
o.O Boy. If a guy f**ked me that hard, in the vagina, i'd be somewhat happy.
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Jan 6 2005, 11:42 PM
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 jellyfishing, jellyfishing Group: Member Posts: 1,174 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,185 |
lol EW. That erm, must've, erm, hurt
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Jan 7 2005, 01:59 AM
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hahahahaha!
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Jan 7 2005, 10:15 AM
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omg...fasta hadda...
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Jan 8 2005, 12:00 AM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
lol owww
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Jan 8 2005, 12:48 AM
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Fasta Hadda....wow.
That must have been painful. |
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Jan 8 2005, 04:13 AM
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QUOTE(karrar @ Jan 5 2005, 5:08 PM) hehe she's not gonna crap right for a month  o trust me that wont be a problem,lmao... |
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Jan 8 2005, 04:45 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
HAHAHAHHA OWWWWW W LMAO!!!
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Jan 8 2005, 12:33 PM
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Life without danger is a waste of oxygen. Group: Member Posts: 119 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,077 |
QUOTE(JoeLII @ Jan 7 2005, 10:15 AM) omg...fasta hadda... ya. my friend that told me that joke keeps coming up to me and whispering "fasta hadda" in my ear and we both crack up. |
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Jan 8 2005, 04:04 PM
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Jan 8 2005, 04:11 PM
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T_T
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