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MzShortieAlli View Profile View Subprofile	Apr 23 2005, 03:51 PM Post #1
HI IM aLLi =] Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,012	I GOT THIS FROM MY FRIEND FROM HER XANGA.. The 7 dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then happy goes and knocks on the door. A nun answers and says “ can I help you, my child?” happy says “ are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?” the nun is puzzled, and says “no, there are no 3 foot nuns in this convent.” Happy thinks for a minute then says “are there any 3 foot nuns in this city?” the nun says “no, there are not 3 foot nuns in this city.” So happy leaves and forms a huddle with the rest of the dwarves. Then a few minutes later, doc leaves the huddle and goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers and says “what now?” doc says, “ok, are there any 3 foot nuns in this state?” the nun says “no ! there are no 3 foot nuns !” doc thinks, then says “are there any 3 foot nuns in this country?” the nun says “N0 ! THERE ARE N0 3 F00T NUNS !” so doc leaves and returns to the huddle. A few minutes later, sleepy goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers. Sleepy says “are there any 3 foot nuns in this continent?” the nun says “N0 !!! HOW MANy TiMES D0 i HAVE TO TELL y0U?!?!? THERE ARE N0 3 F00T NUNS !!!” sleepy says “ are there any 3 foot nuns anywhere in the world?” the nun says “N0!!!!!!” and slams the door in his face. Sleepy returns to the huddle , theN a few minutes later, all the dwarves started running around chanting “ D0PEy sCREWED A PENGUiN !!!! D0PEy SCREWED A PENGUiN !!!!!!”
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