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 Feb 5 2005, 11:22 PM
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 you wish...  Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273  |
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
He goes to a gun shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill." The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house," the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's d**k off." The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!" |
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Feb 5 2005, 11:24 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
lmao. hahaha, sucks to be the clerk. nice joke.
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Feb 5 2005, 11:42 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
heehee...
the guy got a deal though. |
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Feb 6 2005, 01:42 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hahaha poor clerk .. how embarrasing for the clerk .. but hilarious
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Feb 6 2005, 01:57 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
lol...that must suck
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Feb 6 2005, 03:28 PM
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for3ver y0urs Group: Member Posts: 203 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,162 |
hahahaha.
i would hate to be the clerk.. xD |
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Feb 6 2005, 10:15 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
Lmao, nice.
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Feb 6 2005, 10:22 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
lmao ;D freaky deaky.
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Feb 8 2005, 02:41 AM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
oooOOohhh.....
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Feb 8 2005, 01:58 PM
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 none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
HAHA NIOCE!
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Feb 8 2005, 03:35 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,882 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,064 |
aww poor clerk! lol kill two birds with one stone....nice!
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Feb 8 2005, 08:32 PM
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 ^ I might look scary but i'm the nicest person in cb! Group: Member Posts: 1,364 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,979 |
ahahahahahahahah nice one!
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Feb 9 2005, 03:55 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lmao! that made me laugh
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Feb 10 2005, 03:00 AM
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The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
I dun get that part.... |
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Feb 10 2005, 05:30 PM
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How sad, his wife is cheating on him ?
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Feb 11 2005, 01:22 PM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
haha... poor guy getting his d**k sucked... he has to live without a penis.
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Feb 16 2005, 01:37 AM
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lol that was funny
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Feb 16 2005, 06:51 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
hahahah. thats funny
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Feb 16 2005, 12:34 PM
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 tower over me Group: Member Posts: 1,190 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,717 |
:( poor clerk!!!
good one 
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Feb 16 2005, 06:14 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 3 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 84,457 |
FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!
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Feb 16 2005, 09:35 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
LMAO! Poor clerk
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Apr 22 2005, 01:37 AM
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poor lil' clerk..
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Apr 22 2005, 01:11 PM
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haha ew
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Apr 22 2005, 01:21 PM
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 yeah. i'm kevin. Group: Member Posts: 1,399 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,782 |
hahahhaha
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Apr 22 2005, 07:00 PM
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He can kill it in two shots.... hmmmm
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