funny thing happened at school today... Options

[Azn Kid from NY]

lmao some funny shit happened at school today

anyway, theres this rich preppy faggot who thinks he's so hot and been pissing me off lately.....i mean, u all know the type of kid im talkin about....he thinks he's the shit....anway..i HATE those kind of arrogant fukks...
so then today i thought i'd teach him a lesson...

so i go into class, i sit right in his chair....he comes in and says "dude, ur in my seat"

i said "hey thats too bad...im sitting here"

and he said "dude get the fukk out of my seat"

i was like "bitch u go sit somewhere else....its my seat now"

and he just looked in my eyes and then walked around and sat behind me..he started to shake my chair and i just closed my eyes and started laughing....i was thinking in my head 'this kid is giving me the perfect excuse to whup his ass'...

i look to the side and said to his friends, "tell ur friend here to stop unless he wants to get hurt."
and his friends are all like trying to tell him to stop but he kept doing it....

so i got up and i bitch slapped that faggot with the back of my hand as hard as i could....i smacked the shit out of him rofl and he just sat there and let me smack him around....everyone around was like "aw man dont let him to that to u"...

and i kept talkin shit to him and smacked him around more....then the teacher came in and pulled me back...lmao, then in the principals office, i lied my ass off and acted like i felt regret and was sorry...and he gave me a break and i only got ISS for one day...lmao i put that bitch right in his place AND i got away with it with only a minor punishment....