How to fake being sick? Options

[x0xpaulax0x]

Ok, i have a science exam tomorrow, i cant take it because im soooo not prepared for it and i dont have my science book, does anyone have any ideas on how to fake sick so i can stay home from school? I need some replies by the end of the day [April 21, 2004 btw]

[inlonelinessidie]

How 'bout using your notes and doing some research online, instead of coming to createblog?


Start coughing now, or your parents won't believe you because you're sick all of a sudden in the morning.

[x0xpaulax0x]

because i dont even know what its about and he picks "certain" questions and i dont have my notes lol

[nyctophiliac]

Make yourself puke & claim to have a huge headache, that always works with my parents. XD

[Negi]

hmm........how about u mix somthin to make it look and smell like throw-up,and when ur parents aint lookin,throw it all over ur bed,thats just ma opion.

[iZnEedSuMcOkE]

pretend you have really bad cramps? lol that's all i can think of..

[ghjgfkgfk]

play around with make up and make yourself look green and pale

[aznxdreamer]

faint. works like a charm.

[*mzkandi*]

I dont fake being sick anymore because missing college classes is a big NO NO!!

[lilphoenix]

Watch the beginning of 'Ferris Buller's Day Off'

btw: you will eventually have to take the test, so better be prepared then.

[Skyline Drive]

Wake up like you do normally, as soon as you wake up go to the restroom. Take different pieces of food with you and crumble it then throw it into the toliet. Make a couple of coughing noises, then go tell your mom you feel sick and that you threw up.. btw don't flush it down.. that's your evidence.

Or

You can fake a migraine, say that you feel very light headed.. maybe you can wear some warm clothing to make you sweat a bit so it can make it look more realistic.

Good luck.

[azn_shortie]

cramps? parents can always check fevers with thermometers, and forcing yourself to throw up/ throwing food in toilet seems disgusting..

just my opinion.

[IamRad]

say u got major cramps and a huge headache and u cant even walk.. say u have ur period.. yup yup.

if u dont have ur boook>.. how are u going to get it in order to study??? soo either way ur screwed

[iwannakisshim]

I say go with the throwing up thing. It's always worked for me, anyway.

[danishcookiez]

don't go to sleep all night. in the morning, you'll be dead tired, and you'll even look a bit sick, keep coughin too, that helps

[starlette]

haha I'm the pro on this. so sad. Grab red lipstick. This is gonna sound crazy but it works. Put it on the inner rim of you eyes, on the bottom. Right up close to your eye. just a little. and then take some purple or black eyeshadow, smudge just a little bit under your eyes. make it good and smudged. if you want to increase the effect, sleep with pencil eyeliner on. these will make your eyes look irritated due to allergies or a col. Fake sniffle a lot. Cough thru the nite as well if you can. The fake snifflig works really well. Also, get a cold wash rag (make sure they see you) and put it on your head. Leave it there til morning. So when you get up you still have it on your face. Force yourself to yawn, so your eyes are watery. remember, sniffle a lot. And let your parents see you taking medicine. I recommend advil (or any ibuprofen) because its gentle on your stomach. U can take it even if there isnt something wrong with you. Lean up against the walls when you are talking to them. Dont try to fake throwing up unless you really wanna gag yourself. if you plan on doing so, drink somethng orange or red, and eat some crackers or bread. This works the best for fake throw up, but it will hurt to force it. I recommend eating all of this before your parents wake up. This give you a chance to digest it some. wow. Okay thats a lot of stuff. And dont worry about over doing it. i over did it once, and my family took me to the doctor, and decided it was food poisoning. FOOD POISONING!! and it was all fake. But yeah. Also, if you wanna try somethng effective, fake diahrea. Thats one they wont wanna ask a lot of questions about, and u cant go to school with diahrea cuz u'll be running to the bathroom all day. Just spend a lot of time in the bathroom. Flush the toilet more than once, so it sounds like ur trying to get it all out haha. This is so sad. I used to be the school skipping queen. so yeah, thats advice from a pro.

[dani41790]

fake a headache. they can't really check if you really got one so they wouldn't know if you're faking it.

[aera]

i fake the stomach flu. its the only thing i ever get so... i also get sore throats. i dont know exactly how i do it, but when i want to get sick i can... i would do what karamelle said.

[frenchaddict88]

wait, why dont u hav ur notes/book exactly??

yea...i would pretend u hav cramps. moan a lot. lol. good luck!

[jennyjenny]

tapeworms.

[sweetdreamsx3]

Cheese and milk.

[FoOd]

haha I'm the pro on this.  so sad.  Grab red lipstick. This is gonna sound crazy but it works.  Put it on the inner rim of you eyes, on the bottom. Right up close to your eye.  just a little.  and then take some purple or black eyeshadow, smudge just a little bit under your eyes.  make it good and smudged. if you want to increase the effect, sleep with pencil eyeliner on.  these will make your eyes look irritated due to allergies or a col.  Fake sniffle a lot.  Cough thru the nite as well if you can.  The fake snifflig works really well. Also, get a cold wash rag (make sure they see you) and put it on your head.  Leave it there til morning.  So when you get up you still have it on your face. Force yourself to yawn, so your eyes are watery.  remember, sniffle a lot.  And let your parents see you taking medicine.  I recommend advil (or any ibuprofen) because its gentle on your stomach.  U can take it even if there isnt something wrong with you.  Lean up against the walls when you are talking to them.  Dont try to fake throwing up unless you really wanna gag yourself.  if you plan on doing so, drink somethng orange or red, and eat some crackers or bread.  This works the best for fake throw up, but it will hurt to force it.  I recommend eating all of this before your parents wake up.  This give you a chance to digest it some.  wow.  Okay thats a lot of stuff.  And dont worry about over doing it. i over did it once, and my family took me to the doctor, and decided it was food poisoning.  FOOD POISONING!!  and it was all fake.  But yeah.  Also, if you wanna try somethng effective, fake diahrea.  Thats one they wont wanna ask a lot of questions about, and u cant go to school with diahrea cuz u'll be running to the bathroom all day. Just spend a lot of time in the bathroom.  Flush the toilet more than once, so it sounds like ur trying to get it all out haha. This is so sad.  I used to be the school skipping queen.  so yeah, thats advice from a pro.

::Takes notes::

[kokosofly]

I heard oatmeal w/ water looks like throwup.. but yeah its kinda too late now

[*mzkandi*]

haha I'm the pro on this.  so sad.  Grab red lipstick. This is gonna sound crazy but it works.  Put it on the inner rim of you eyes, on the bottom. Right up close to your eye.  just a little.  and then take some purple or black eyeshadow, smudge just a little bit under your eyes.  make it good and smudged. if you want to increase the effect, sleep with pencil eyeliner on.  these will make your eyes look irritated due to allergies or a col.  Fake sniffle a lot.  Cough thru the nite as well if you can.  The fake snifflig works really well. Also, get a cold wash rag (make sure they see you) and put it on your head.  Leave it there til morning.  So when you get up you still have it on your face. Force yourself to yawn, so your eyes are watery.  remember, sniffle a lot.  And let your parents see you taking medicine.  I recommend advil (or any ibuprofen) because its gentle on your stomach.  U can take it even if there isnt something wrong with you.  Lean up against the walls when you are talking to them.  Dont try to fake throwing up unless you really wanna gag yourself.  if you plan on doing so, drink somethng orange or red, and eat some crackers or bread.  This works the best for fake throw up, but it will hurt to force it.  I recommend eating all of this before your parents wake up.  This give you a chance to digest it some.  wow.  Okay thats a lot of stuff.  And dont worry about over doing it. i over did it once, and my family took me to the doctor, and decided it was food poisoning.  FOOD POISONING!!  and it was all fake.  But yeah.  Also, if you wanna try somethng effective, fake diahrea.  Thats one they wont wanna ask a lot of questions about, and u cant go to school with diahrea cuz u'll be running to the bathroom all day. Just spend a lot of time in the bathroom.  Flush the toilet more than once, so it sounds like ur trying to get it all out haha. This is so sad.  I used to be the school skipping queen.  so yeah, thats advice from a pro.

*Takes notes too*

[tomboysocks]

put pennies in your mouth [not the real nasty ones]

my friend says thats what she does and then she gets sick within a couple days.

she doesnt do that anymore.