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 Apr 16 2005, 08:14 PM
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 The Best Thing Since Instant Soup  Group: Member Posts: 815 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,928  |
One day a little girl was walking home and found a pair of panties and takes them home.
She shows her dad and he rips them up. She goes outside crying to find a lost kittie and says "Daddy Daddy! I found a kittie and I'm naming it P**sy." So, he shaves the kittie and throws it outside. The girl goes outside crying to find a lost puppy and says "Daddy Daddy I found a puppy and I'm naming it dumbass." The father kicks it out the window. The little girl walks outside crying. The mail man walks by and asks "What's wrong?" The girl replies, saying: "My daddy ripped my panties, shaved my P**sy and threw my dumbass out the window!" I know, I know, It's not ALL that funny.. But I thought it was worth a post. |
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Apr 16 2005, 08:20 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
woah...wow...that was extereme
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Apr 16 2005, 08:25 PM
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 The Light One Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,249 |
Hahaha, I found that funny.
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Apr 16 2005, 08:51 PM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
That was something else. Thats trippy. I liked it.
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Apr 16 2005, 09:29 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol..wasn't expecting that, but it was funny
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Apr 16 2005, 10:11 PM
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 im addicted to my car<3 Group: Member Posts: 635 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,236 |
whoa that was just weird. and that kid was... eh something wrong with her lol.
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Apr 16 2005, 10:44 PM
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ha ha...
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Apr 17 2005, 12:44 AM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Hahahaha. Lmao. That was a good one.
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Apr 17 2005, 01:18 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hahah its not that funny but kinda
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Apr 17 2005, 02:10 AM
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waww i love it...
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Apr 17 2005, 03:31 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
kinda weird. that kid is messed up though
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Apr 17 2005, 05:20 AM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
meh i've heard it before. and it wasnt that funny then
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Apr 17 2005, 09:13 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
THAT WAS FUNNY! LOL.
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Apr 17 2005, 09:15 AM
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Its was pretty ummm....funny is not the word i am looking for....strange i guess?
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Apr 17 2005, 09:25 AM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
Haha; so harsh
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Apr 17 2005, 10:13 AM
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haha thats pretty funny.
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Apr 17 2005, 11:37 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 106 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 48,359 |
haha thats scandalous
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Apr 17 2005, 03:23 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 4,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,115 |
so why would the father shave the cat in the first place? and throw the dog out the window?
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Apr 17 2005, 03:29 PM
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The threw my dumbass out the window part didn't make sense.. hahaha.
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Apr 17 2005, 03:30 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
QUOTE so why would the father shave the cat in the first place? and throw the dog out the window? ^ haha right. funny joke though |
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Apr 18 2005, 04:50 PM
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 t3h koolest guy in cB Group: Member Posts: 2,194 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 513 |
QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 17 2005, 5:20 AM) meh i've heard it before. and it wasnt that funny then  ..... you... ...suck... ....anyways.. that was funny |
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Apr 20 2005, 09:07 PM
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 Take advantage of me. Group: Member Posts: 912 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,792 |
wow...the names she chose were pretty random
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Apr 21 2005, 07:48 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
^ i agree..and HOLY SHIZZLES. o_______o
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Apr 21 2005, 08:05 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
I wanna know what that little girl was doing runnin around outside with stray animals and underwear!! And the random dude, In logic the story makes no sense, but it is a cute joke.
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Apr 21 2005, 05:17 PM
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 Mr. Brightside Group: Member Posts: 332 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,646 |
some parts don't even make sense.
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