What are some of your best excuses?, . Options

[HongKongDong]

I searched and found nothing like this, well somethign similiar but it was for a certain subject.

So post some excuses you've used for.. anytyhing!! HW, work, parents etc.

Heres one I used 2 weeks ago on my co-worker

Heres a little story for it to make some sense-
Everyday at work, I get to the office like 2 hours before my co-worker or my supervisor dude. So what I do is take a nap for about an hour n' a half. Yeah, another bit... the Insurance Agent I work for keeps a box of chocolates on his desk ...

Ok, back to the subject
I was sleeping as usual waiting for everyone... then suddenly my Co-worker came in and was like "What the hell are you doing sleeping on the job?!?!"

(Just like Will Smith I seem to have that ability to seem serious even though im joking around)

"You see what happened was. Some guy came in, and tried to steal the chocolate... he knocked me out... then I guess he put my jacket over me to make it look like I was sleeping... yeah thats what happened"

*Blank stare towards me*

"Shut up and get back to work"

darn him, nothing seems to be able to get passed him

Heres another one I tried using on my AP Bio teacher...

I forgot my science folder at home so...

Ms. B: Rik' wheres your HW?

"Im sorry Ms. B, I accidentally wrote it in dissappearing ink, it wont come back until tommorow... so can I turn it in then?"

Ms. B: *Completely ignores what I said and moves on*

--5 MINUTES LATER--

*Quickly copies friends HW*

"Hey Ms. B! The ink came back quicker then I had expected... can I still turn it in and get full credit?"

Ms. B: Sure w/e, just put it in the tray

=D






So what are some of your best excuses?

[JC4P]

The Evil Monkey in my closet ate it

---and---

I ate it

[FoOd]

Never had work experiences....yet

But for school,

I said that my backpack was ransacked by someone and they took everything away.

Also "My pet died"

[Looow]

My pet ate it is such a classic.

LOL. How about "I lost my homework?"

[aznxdreamer]

i didnt feel good, fell asleep, etc.

[HongKongDong]

you guys are boring... c'mon wheres the good stuff?
lol

[Shattered_Hope]

"I was sick"---Normally excuses don't work in most of my classes. The only class it works in is English...But when I use these excuses, I normally mean it...

[EXPLO5ION]

"I didn't do my hw caause I suddenly felt the need to study Newton's laws of motion... I got blown away."

It worked.

[kana-p]

"I was... abducted by an alien?" o.O;

[*Solipsist*]

^ low blow.

" Did you do your homework? "
" No. "
" Why not? "
" It didn't interest me. "

- Solipsist

[kris_fox17]

"It was my twin..." <<; >>;

ahahaha........

i'm not jocking.......... it's my photographic memory

[WhiteLotus*]

"I left [ insert object here] at home"
Psssh, yea right.

[xSiLLyMex]

"U never told us it was due today?" haha..I dont kno. =\

[kryzcoak47luv666]

^^^
yeah that always works for us
I usually do forget and they never believe me
I just say I was absent that day, I miss so much school they can't tell the difference

[liloandstitchx3]

i did my homework but i left it at home.

[jnukes]

once i was late to basketball practice with two of my other friends cause they came over .. we were late by like 30 minutes because we were recording a song ..

so then my brother drops us off to practice .. and then coach asks us why we were late .. and i said "well .. my brother overslept .. and we didn't realize what time it was .. so .. yeah .." ..

had to run like 5 suicides and thats it, heh ..

[xenosaga]

just some corny ones..when i leave for another place for two days during school, when i came back with a note i put down "had a family emergency"

[lovescream]

COOOOOL, YOU HAVE A JOBBB.

*nod*

for homework.. my best excuse is "I forgot it at home" [; even if sometimes i really didnt.
what's great is that i dont get a detention for it [sometimes] because my teacher is uberrrrr nice!

[xTINAA]

I usually speak to my teachers privately after class if I didn't do the homework and I say something like, I left it at home or my computer broke or my printer ran out of ink. Then I try to sound really sad and depressed about it and really stressed out and I start to get teary eyed. Then I apologize a million times so then they say it's okay for me to turn it in later. Today I wanted to ditch Spanish and I had already seen her and in fact borrowed her book like an hour before class (the teacher.) So like a minute before class starts I start running to class and get my keys and cell phone out and by time I see her I look all frazzled and out of breath and I gave her the book and I was like, "Omg. My dad just called me. I have a family emergency. I have to go." And I ran away. Haha. Uhm there are other excuses but I can't remember them right now. Oh I've also used the excuse of car trouble or sleeping in.

[xenosaga]

^ that's a cool excuse i like the last one..i should try that one time!

[HongKongDong]

Hahaha.. for some reason Jose's made me laugh... I might use that one day.

Chrissy... thats great I might use that but if they get on me about why I didn't clear my absence with the "family emergency"

[Juicy <3]

"I had really really bad period cramps...."

Male teachers normally get put off by that, and say I can hand it in the next day or something

[Tung]

whenever i want to sleep in class, i do sleep. and my teacher tell me to wake up. and i say my contacts are hurting my eyes, and they let me rest my eyes..ahahhaha

[miss barnes]

i'll say my hw is in my locker if i know its a teacher that wont let me go to the locker...that way she'll say to turn it in tomorrow

[shortiiex]

we had homework?
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someone stole it
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