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 Apr 18 2005, 06:56 PM
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 skaters gonna skate.  Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336  |
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing, "he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention." |
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Apr 18 2005, 07:06 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
heh. thats a good one. good way of showing people to pay better attention. still gross tho.
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Apr 18 2005, 07:07 PM
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Oh my....
 I wonder what it tasted like...? 
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Apr 18 2005, 07:25 PM
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 CB's Forum Troll Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,142 |
oh yes, it mustve been delicious
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Apr 19 2005, 06:09 AM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
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i should start paying attention in class. |
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Apr 19 2005, 06:11 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,882 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,064 |
haha omg eww that's disgusting! I knew that there were reasons for paying attention in class!
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Apr 19 2005, 08:28 AM
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oh wow...lol
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Apr 19 2005, 05:16 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
ahha, how gross.
the students must have been pretty pissed off...
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Apr 19 2005, 05:45 PM
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 You can call me Jon Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806 |
Holy...wow.
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Apr 19 2005, 08:18 PM
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 NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16. Group: Member Posts: 4,616 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,577 |
Hahahha...nice lesson =P
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Apr 19 2005, 08:34 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl thats funny but i think this was posted before
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Apr 20 2005, 05:58 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 4,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,115 |
ew, gross. dead people turd.
and i've heard of this joke before. |
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Apr 20 2005, 06:00 PM
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Wow. That's....really gross.
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Apr 20 2005, 06:29 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
 AHAHA, poor students
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Apr 20 2005, 09:02 PM
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 Take advantage of me. Group: Member Posts: 912 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,792 |
LOL. good one.
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Jun 20 2005, 07:58 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
Wow. The professor was a bit harsh, wasn't he? I mean, he didn't have to make his first-year students suck on their fingers from a dead butthole.
Gross, but funny. |
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| *danielle_x3* |
Jun 23 2005, 09:54 PM
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ewwwwww! haha that was slick
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Jun 24 2005, 01:31 AM
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ROFL
i've heard a similar version though. it had to do with urine instead...heh. still hilarious though |
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Jun 24 2005, 04:28 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
ROFLROFL, that joke actually got me laughing. xDDD Touche, professor, TOUCHE!
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Jun 24 2005, 06:04 PM
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 je suis une noix de coco <33 Group: Member Posts: 1,242 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,768 |
lmao...i'm planning to go to med school
this will be handy |
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Jun 24 2005, 06:11 PM
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ewwww!!! That was funny though! Gross, but definately hilarious!
I feel so bad for the students though.... |
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Jun 24 2005, 06:15 PM
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AYHAHHAAHHAHA, that sucks. i cannot handle it.
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Jun 24 2005, 08:41 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol that's gross. that must have tasted really bad.
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Jun 24 2005, 08:53 PM
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 No Day But Today. Group: Member Posts: 1,405 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,184 |
HAHA! That's funny!
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Jun 24 2005, 09:06 PM
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 The Texan Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 136,431 |
I want to puke...but DAMN was it worth it to laugh at that.
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