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 Apr 9 2005, 06:25 PM
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Skin Transplant Surgery
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek." hahahahahaha. that son is really kind to his mother-in-law dont you think? 
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Apr 9 2005, 06:57 PM
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rriiiggghhhttt....i dont find it funny
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Apr 9 2005, 07:10 PM
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So the mother-in-law kisses the skin from his buttocks. I don't find it funny either.
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Apr 10 2005, 01:40 AM
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hahahahhaha...i love that
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Apr 10 2005, 01:17 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
Not THAT Funny....
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Apr 11 2005, 10:47 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
that made me smile. it was cool. he LOVES his mother in law dontcha think.
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Apr 12 2005, 04:54 PM
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that's the only way you can get someone to actually KISS YOUR ASS
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Apr 12 2005, 05:00 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
That made me smile.
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Apr 12 2005, 05:01 PM
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Haha, I sort of liked that one.
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Apr 12 2005, 05:04 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
that was alright...
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Apr 13 2005, 12:46 AM
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lols, cute joke (:
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Apr 13 2005, 01:47 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
hehehe. I found that funny. lol.
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Apr 14 2005, 07:24 PM
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haha? It was a nice change from jasons jokes.
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Apr 14 2005, 08:55 PM
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QUOTE(..:loveee.NuTTii @ Apr 14 2005, 7:24 PM) haha? It was a nice change from jasons jokes.  lmao amen to that |
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Apr 15 2005, 05:39 PM
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oh i get it.. its alright. he love the mother in law kissing his a$$ haha
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Apr 15 2005, 06:14 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
Hehe. That was cute
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Apr 15 2005, 06:16 PM
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aw it made me smirk ;)
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Apr 16 2005, 08:24 PM
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taht took me a while to get it...it was funny but not the best
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Apr 16 2005, 10:13 PM
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Yeah yeah thats right kiss it! mwahaha. Made my smile
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Apr 17 2005, 10:20 AM
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QUOTE(JAMx33 @ Apr 12 2005, 4:54 PM) that's the only way you can get someone to actually KISS YOUR ASS ahh i get it now. harhar. |
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Apr 22 2005, 12:28 AM
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so i guess thats where the cliche "KISS MY ASS" came from!??!
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Apr 23 2005, 10:43 PM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
Uhh, that's nice.
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