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Daddy Did It, Read//Not For Youngies
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post Apr 16 2005, 08:14 PM
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One day a little girl was walking home and found a pair of panties and takes them home.
She shows her dad and he rips them up.
She goes outside crying to find a lost kittie and says
"Daddy Daddy! I found a kittie and I'm naming it P**sy."
So, he shaves the kittie and throws it outside.
The girl goes outside crying to find a lost puppy and says
"Daddy Daddy I found a puppy and I'm naming it dumbass."
The father kicks it out the window.
The little girl walks outside crying.
The mail man walks by and asks
"What's wrong?"
The girl replies, saying:
"My daddy ripped my panties, shaved my P**sy and threw my dumbass out the window!"

I know, I know, It's not ALL that funny.. But I thought it was worth a post.
 
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post Apr 16 2005, 08:20 PM
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woah...wow...that was extereme
 
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post Apr 16 2005, 08:25 PM
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Hahaha, I found that funny.
 
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post Apr 16 2005, 08:51 PM
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That was something else. Thats trippy. I liked it.
 
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post Apr 16 2005, 09:29 PM
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lol..wasn't expecting that, but it was funny
 
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post Apr 16 2005, 10:11 PM
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whoa that was just weird. and that kid was... eh something wrong with her lol.
 
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post Apr 16 2005, 10:44 PM
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ha ha... laugh.gif
 
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post Apr 17 2005, 12:44 AM
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Hahahaha. Lmao. That was a good one.
 
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post Apr 17 2005, 01:18 AM
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hahah its not that funny but kinda biggrin.gif
 
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post Apr 17 2005, 02:10 AM
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waww i love it...
 
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post Apr 17 2005, 03:31 AM
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kinda weird. that kid is messed up though
 
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post Apr 17 2005, 05:20 AM
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meh i've heard it before. and it wasnt that funny then
 
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post Apr 17 2005, 09:13 AM
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THAT WAS FUNNY! LOL.
 
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post Apr 17 2005, 09:15 AM
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Its was pretty ummm....funny is not the word i am looking for....strange i guess?
 
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post Apr 17 2005, 09:25 AM
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Haha; so harsh
 
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post Apr 17 2005, 10:13 AM
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haha thats pretty funny.
 
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post Apr 17 2005, 11:37 AM
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haha thats scandalous
 
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post Apr 17 2005, 03:23 PM
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so why would the father shave the cat in the first place? and throw the dog out the window?
 
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post Apr 17 2005, 03:29 PM
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The threw my dumbass out the window part didn't make sense.. hahaha.
 
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post Apr 17 2005, 03:30 PM
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so why would the father shave the cat in the first place? and throw the dog out the window?


^ haha right. funny joke though
 
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post Apr 18 2005, 04:50 PM
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QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 17 2005, 5:20 AM)
meh i've heard it before. and it wasnt that funny then
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....anyways.. that was funny
 
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post Apr 20 2005, 09:07 PM
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wow...the names she chose were pretty random
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 07:48 AM
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^ i agree..and HOLY SHIZZLES. o_______o
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 08:05 AM
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I wanna know what that little girl was doing runnin around outside with stray animals and underwear!! And the random dude, In logic the story makes no sense, but it is a cute joke.
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 05:17 PM
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some parts don't even make sense.
 

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