Story Time!, Your worst blow to the nuts |
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 Apr 16 2005, 01:57 PM
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This probably has been done before but I ran a search and got nothing so I'm sorry if there is one like this already.
I just thought it would be fun to listen to some stories about how bad you've taken it....So Ill start us off: We were in gym class and just got done running a mile or something like that and we got freetime for the rest of the period so a bunch of us went to play volleyball in a circle. We were just messing around like always and one of my friends was just going crazy and he started making the girl who I like really pyssed off. So she finaly got a hold of the volleyball and she went to spike it towards him but she hit the ball wrong. >*must interupt you to tell you I was having a conversation with someone to my left when she was to my right and that she was in volleyball and was best player from our school with lots of aces*< So I'm just having my conversation and the next thing I know I get a volleyball right in my nuts.....hurt like shyt....It literally made me close my eyes so fast from the pain 2 eye drops just flew out of my eyes....i wasnt balling or anything but like it just squirted out if that makes any sense.....I could hardly walk for the rest of the day..... So How about yours? I'm sure mine is nothing compared to half of yours. |
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Apr 16 2005, 02:07 PM
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damn datz gotta hurt like hell.... hm> not as bad as urz but i was havin a snowball fight wit one of ma guy friendz, & i picked up this chunk of ice and threw it @ him...guess where it landed...
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Apr 16 2005, 02:13 PM
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 Holla if ya hate me Group: Member Posts: 2,386 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 80,819 |
That day... I seriously thought my babies were dead. It hurt like a got damn satanic bitch. I was playing baseball. I was on a roll, just catchin those hits. Not allowing any hits at all. Well I had it commin' to me. I was getting tired so I decided to play third base that inning. It was dreaded, probably the most strongest powerful hitter there was at bat. Square, bee lin straight for the nads. I had no time to react for when I finally noticed it was commin my way... it was too late. I was on the ground wheepin in pain for who knows how long. The scream, I dont even remember it.. all I remember, is pain
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Apr 16 2005, 02:14 PM
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I'm rad, you're not, go die. Group: Member Posts: 61 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,980 |
Hm... Let's see.
About a week ago I was playing football with the guys, and I was going out for a pass. Now, hell, I didn't think to wear a cup -- I was injured halfway through the season, so I'm just glad I can play, right? Yeah. Anyways, I jumped to catch the ball, and Eric (who played defensive linebacker for the other team) just right behind me. I guess when I jumped, he dove for my feet. I caught the ball, came back down and fell over him. As luck usually has it at times like this, I got twisted around, and landed right on his foot. I quit for the day. Yeah, I cried... Didn't bawl, but I cried. It hurt a lot. Went home and iced "it" for the rest of the day. edit// It wasn't organized football, just a fun game with friends. edit two// No, his shoe wasn't pointing up, otherwise I think that I'd be in the hospital right about now. |
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Apr 16 2005, 02:16 PM
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I'm rad, you're not, go die. Group: Member Posts: 61 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,980 |
QUOTE(Funky Buddha @ Apr 16 2005, 11:13 AM) That day... I seriously thought my babies were dead. It hurt like a got damn satanic bitch. I was playing baseball. I was on a roll, just catchin those hits. Not allowing any hits at all. Well I had it commin' to me. I was getting tired so I decided to play third base that inning. It was dreaded, probably the most strongest powerful hitter there was at bat. Square, bee lin straight for the nads. I had no time to react for when I finally noticed it was commin my way... it was too late. I was on the ground wheepin in pain for who knows how long. The scream, I dont even remember it.. all I remember, is pain  But you wear a cup in baseball.  (I'm not saying it shouldn't have hurt at all, just that it couldn't have hurt that bad. It's happened to me in baseball too. Not all that uncommon.) |
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Apr 16 2005, 03:07 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
Girls kick me there. LOL.
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Apr 16 2005, 04:07 PM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
We had a food fight and a girl picked up a battery (AA) and threw it. Guess where it went. Athletic shorts, too.
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Apr 16 2005, 05:20 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
one time my sister doubled up her fist and punched me in my private area. it hurt really bad.
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Apr 16 2005, 05:40 PM
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former member Group: Member Posts: 706 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,339 |
the baseball one puts mine to shame
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| *xcaitlinx* |
Apr 16 2005, 06:14 PM
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hahaha im a girl, so yeah, ive never been hit in the nuts. but i have been hit in my chest a MILLION times during volleyball. ahhh sometimes it hurts really bad, and sometimes its just straight up hilarious. guys seem to do it on purpose, so i get upset.
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Apr 16 2005, 06:29 PM
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 ^-^ Group: Member Posts: 1,676 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,668 |
I know I'm a girl, but htis really hurt:
I was in gymnastics and we were doing backward and forward summersalts to warm up and I Was doing them fine than I decided to do another backward summersalt and I ended up kicking myself in teh groin really hard and bashing my knee into my nose  god dammit that hurt. I don't knwo how I maged to do it, but I did. the nose was bleeding everywhere, which was imbarrising, but tha'ts not really the part that hurt  
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Apr 16 2005, 08:01 PM
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NyteRyder Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,348 |
earlier today, my gf said my pants were too low, so she pulled them up and the part that splits off into the seperate pant legs, went right into my balls....i cried....
 not really.
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Apr 16 2005, 08:12 PM
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 I'll never be who I was again.. Group: Member Posts: 2,886 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,981 |
i accidently kicked a guy there...he was crying after it..I felt so guilty..
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Apr 17 2005, 02:46 AM
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 BOO Group: Member Posts: 73 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,060 |
oo at camp there was this activity called the giant swing. it was massive swing 15 metres high? i duno but really tall and u get catapulted from a 90 degree angle really really fast. and the straps were one of those wedgie straps where it goes right in the middle. lol u cood imgaine the force of the straps digging in2 ur thing.. >< ima gurl but there was this guy who dint put it on properly.. lets say . *squash*
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Apr 17 2005, 11:31 AM
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 The windmills of your mind .. Group: Member Posts: 1,317 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 83,699 |
Well i was in a park about two weeks ago and i was on a swing and i was swinging really fast now and this plank walks right in front of the swing and my legs went straight into his downstairs area, i just remember seeing him rolling over in agony, i was nice enough to say sorry and by him some chocolate lol and fracturedsilence my birthday is on the same day as you lol, just thought i would say that lol
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Apr 17 2005, 01:35 PM
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I was playing lacrosse in 5th grade and i had no clue how to play. So this kid (he was a guy) was my partner and we were just supposed to throw it back and forth with the lacrosse stick. So the sun was in my eyes and i just threw it really hard and i had no clue where it went. 2 minutes later he never threw it back so i went to see what happened and he fell down to the ground and said it hit his gonads.
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Apr 17 2005, 06:20 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
I was standing up in math and this guy moved his desk and it just so happens that my thing is right next to the tip so he rammed the tip of the desk into it....ow.....
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Apr 17 2005, 09:37 PM
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Holla if ya hate me Group: Member Posts: 2,386 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 80,819 |
QUOTE(FracturedSilence @ Apr 16 2005, 2:16 PM) But you wear a cup in baseball. (I'm not saying it shouldn't have hurt at all, just that it couldn't have hurt that bad. It's happened to me in baseball too. Not all that uncommon.) This was for school PE, no cups were being worn... |
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Apr 17 2005, 09:41 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
I'm not a guy so I never got a bad blow, but my best friend, he got kicked in the jewels by a chik friend of his (not anymore) and she kicked him so hard he had to go to the hospital to get the untwisted. I say that must have hurt like hell and then some.
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Apr 17 2005, 09:54 PM
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 The Hooded Warrior Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 124,833 |
^^ twisted testicle ouch thats like the 2nd worst thing that can happen to it other than it being crushed/ruptured
ive been kicked there a couple times but i dont remember the pain i was young |
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Apr 18 2005, 11:52 AM
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former member Group: Member Posts: 706 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,339 |
id hate that.....or out of sight...that would suck....anyone ever lose sight? lol cuz i bet that would be an entertaining story....
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Apr 18 2005, 05:57 PM
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 *~*Yo IcY FrEsH AzN!!*~* Group: Member Posts: 167 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,747 |
basically when i was playin pool and one of muh friends did a jump ball staight into muh gnads hahaha..ouch...i was layin on da floor for like an hour yo...
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Jun 16 2005, 06:42 PM
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actually, getting knicked is alot worse than a straight blow, lol. Especially with a 85 MPH fastball in practice... ugh, and the one time i didn't wear a cup! it was pretty funny tho.
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Jun 16 2005, 06:55 PM
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Well today, I saw a whole bunch of people crowded around this one boy on the floor. He was tearing a bit, i asked what happened and my friend told me that he threw a basketball at him (thinking he would catch it) really hard. Unfortunately it was a low ball and right in the family jewels i felt so bad.
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Jun 16 2005, 10:42 PM
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 Lil JC Group: Member Posts: 868 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 145,741 |
used to be a soccer goalie.. broke my cup.. play mid-field now...enuf info?
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