farm boy ferrari race, ~clikit |
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 Apr 13 2005, 08:09 PM
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One day, in a small town in the middle of no-where, a redneck wearing nothing but jeans and suspenders was pumping gas into his pinto at the local gas station. To his surprise, a rich man in a Ferrari pulled up next to him to pump gas into his $600,000 car. As the rich man was pumping gas he looked over at the bewildered redneck. Noticing the admiration on his face the rich man asked, in a cocky tone, "what, you wanna race farm boy?" Not one to back down to a challenge the redneck replied in a defiant tone "I sure do city boy!"
Shortly after that, the two men had there cars lined up on a super long stretch of straight road. The two men were standing in between the two cars discussing how to insure a fair start. They finally concluded that the rich man would hold up 3 fingers and do a count down. When the last finger dropped they would go for it. So the rich man opened his door and stepped into his car, then the redneck walked around to the door of his car and climbed in. The rich man started the count down and when the last finger fell they took off. The rich man decided to toy with the redneck and only shift up to second gear, but by the time he got to full speed in second gear the pinto was just a dot in his rear view mirror. "What a waste of time." the rich man thought. suddenly, RRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM!!! The pinto went roaring by. "Whoa!" the rich man said. So then he shifted up into 3rd then 4th gear to still give the redneck a sporting chance. Once again the pinto became a dot in his rear view mirror. RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!! To the rich man's surprise the pinto went flying by again! "FINE!" The rich man shouted. So then he went all out, shifting up into 6th gear and putting the pedal to the floor. By now the Ferrari was doing about 210 Mph. The Ferrari blew by the pinto and once again the pinto became a tiny speck in his rear view. RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!! The pinto blew by him again, practically blowing the Ferrari's doors off. Having been beaten by the pinto the rich man pulled over to the side of the road and stopped. In a rage he got out and slammed his door as the redneck backed up next to his car. "WHAT KIND OF MOTOR DO YOU HAVE IN THAT PINTO!" Shouted the rich man. The redneck climbed out of his Pinto shaking like a nervous Chihuahua and replied, "I have no idea, BUT I GOT MY SUSPENDERS CAUGHT IN YOUR DOOR!!" |
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Apr 13 2005, 08:13 PM
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 baker o.O Group: Member Posts: 446 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,190 |
haha i have to say that was pretty good
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Apr 13 2005, 08:14 PM
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Running Group: Member Posts: 596 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,064 |
Wait... That dosent explain how the car went so fast -.-
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Apr 13 2005, 08:38 PM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
I dont get it
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Apr 14 2005, 05:06 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
Shouldnt the car be next to the ferrari the whole time then?
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Apr 14 2005, 06:11 PM
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lol ...i get it ..
well still suspenders strecth it just kept flingin up ...right? |
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Apr 15 2005, 12:26 AM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
QUOTE(Stuckie @ Apr 13 2005, 5:38 PM) I dont get it  since the suspenders [his strap thingys on his overalls] were stuck to the ferari`s door, that means when the ferrari speeds up, it flings him. which made him fly forward. good joke (: |
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Apr 15 2005, 06:03 PM
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hey, that's a pretty good one! I never knew ferraris were so expensive!
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Apr 17 2005, 03:14 PM
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i don't get it. i mean, i do but suspenders can't be that long... well, not long enough for the car to be a dot in the mirror.
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Apr 18 2005, 05:00 PM
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 t3h koolest guy in cB Group: Member Posts: 2,194 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 513 |
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Apr 18 2005, 07:52 PM
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 CB's Forum Troll Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,142 |
the moment i heard "farm boy" i instatnly thot "star wars" ugh, gotta stop watchin that stuff
lol funny joke tho 
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Apr 20 2005, 06:17 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,101 |
its a joke everyone... lighten up.. there is no need to get literal with it..
very funny lol, ive usually heard most of the ones on this site, but thats a new one to me |
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