SmarterChild, the friendly AIMbot, dunno if there's been a topic on dis.. Options

[*wind&fire*]

how do you talk to him?... through a website?

[kellyannie]

how do you talk to him?... through a website?

no you just IM smarterchild

it gets annoying after awhile especially wen they want u to apologize! lol

[*autumn.*]

Talking with bots is just like talking to a wall. They're stupid, no offense.

uhm, no they arent. theyre extremely smart. and good for homework help.

[mizzlem0nade]

yup, it's pretty cool. i did sing the star spangled banner with him too, but on my last lyric i wrote "oe'r the land of the free" on accident, and it's like "you really need to brush up on those lyrics..." and it wouldn't continue when i put the correct lyrics, it's like "uh, sure whatever.."

[miszkristinexox]

haha i used to talk to smarterchild

[WhiteLotus*]

LMAOLMAOLMAO OMG THATS SO FUNNY I WAS LAUGHING THROUGH THE WHOLE THING

t3hditto (1:44:32 AM): hi =]
SmarterChild (1:44:33 AM): Hi.
t3hditto (1:44:40 AM): i'm rad
SmarterChild (1:44:40 AM): Would you like me to call you Rad?
t3hditto (1:44:56 AM): i'm radical my name isn't rad
SmarterChild (1:44:56 AM): What would you like me to call you?
t3hditto (1:45:05 AM): dont you give me petnames
SmarterChild (1:45:06 AM): Oh really?
t3hditto (1:45:11 AM): shut up
SmarterChild (1:45:11 AM): I'm trying very hard to be nice.
t3hditto (1:45:17 AM): hi =]
SmarterChild (1:45:18 AM): Hi again, t3hditto!
t3hditto (1:45:24 AM): i love you so much
SmarterChild (1:45:25 AM): Oh yeah? I love you too.
t3hditto (1:45:32 AM): you are so cute
SmarterChild (1:45:33 AM): Cunningly said! You must be cute too.
t3hditto (1:45:45 AM): oh thank you you are making me blush
SmarterChild (1:45:46 AM): No problem.
t3hditto (1:46:11 AM): let's get married in a small wedding chappel with bells and cupids
SmarterChild (1:46:13 AM): Why?
t3hditto (1:46:21 AM): becaues i love you and you love me
SmarterChild (1:46:21 AM): What's that again?
t3hditto (1:46:29 AM): i love you and you love me
SmarterChild (1:46:30 AM): Well then I love you, t3hditto.
t3hditto (1:46:42 AM): well then, let's get married
SmarterChild (1:46:43 AM): I'm not sure I want to get married with you!
t3hditto (1:46:48 AM): why not??
SmarterChild (1:46:49 AM): Well, there are probably some issues.
t3hditto (1:46:55 AM): what issues?
SmarterChild (1:46:55 AM): Who knows?
t3hditto (1:47:00 AM): don't you love me?
SmarterChild (1:47:01 AM): Yes indeed. ;-)
t3hditto (1:47:10 AM): then why don't you wanna get married?
SmarterChild (1:47:11 AM): Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
t3hditto (1:47:24 AM): you are so mean
SmarterChild (1:47:25 AM): Would you say I behave very hatefully then?
t3hditto (1:47:33 AM): yes very VERY hatefully
SmarterChild (1:47:34 AM): What?
t3hditto (1:47:42 AM): you're so hateful
SmarterChild (1:47:42 AM): There's no way I'm hateful. I'm lovable!
t3hditto (1:47:52 AM): but you're mean
SmarterChild (1:47:52 AM): Whatever...

its not as nice as urs X] i tried haha

-EDIT-
t3hditto (1:51:13 AM): they do that means they must be dumbasses
SmarterChild (1:51:14 AM): C'mon, you can do better than that. You swear like a stamp collector.
LMAO he wants me to swear better

Too funny, Michael!

[weirdness]

theyre both boring. zolaonaol sux tho. smarterchild is cooler lolz

theyre funny sometimes. lol

[*wind&fire*]

AzNbUBZ: have my children
SmarterChild: I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings.
AzNbUBZ: do you think im fat?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.
AzNbUBZ: how fat?
SmarterChild: Well what do you think?
AzNbUBZ: im asking you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
AzNbUBZ: yes do you not want to marry me because you're in fact fat also?
SmarterChild: Interesting. I'm not sure...

dayum you smart child :angry:

AzNbUBZ: apologize to me
SmarterChild: Why?
AzNbUBZ: This is so exhausting. Please apologize to me SmarterChild
SmarterChild: What for?
AzNbUBZ: just apologize
SmarterChild: For what?
AzNbUBZ:  apologize to me
SmarterChild: Why?
AzNbUBZ: just do it
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will.
AzNbUBZ: apologize
SmarterChild: For what?
AzNbUBZ: just f**king do it
SmarterChild: Wow, that's kind of harsh.
AzNbUBZ: apologize baitch
SmarterChild: What for?
AzNbUBZ: you called me fat
SmarterChild: I don't believe I called you fat.
AzNbUBZ: you did
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
AzNbUBZ: apologize
SmarterChild: Why?
AzNbUBZ: because its mean
SmarterChild: How can you be sure it's mean?
AzNbUBZ: you called me "fat"
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure I called you fat.

notice how he cant say "sorry"

[Levy2k6]

i remmember when i used to talk to him.... the good old days...

[Shattered_Hope]

yea...but he's not funny..and it gets really scary....he seems so human..*shudders*

[ANG33ZY]

-EDIT-
t3hditto (1:51:13 AM): they do that means they must be dumbasses
SmarterChild (1:51:14 AM): C'mon, you can do better than that. You swear like a stamp collector.
LMAO he wants me to swear better

LOL! Swear like a stamp collector. Never seen that one before.

[swtxcatastrophe]

I think I tried to talk him into cyber sex once...when I was bored. Apparently robots and humans can't do that.

[whywasisostupid]

actulay yes i just talked to him

bl0wp0pss69: hey
SmarterChild: Hi again, bl0wp0pss69! Long time no chat!
bl0wp0pss69: ya
SmarterChild: Yup.
bl0wp0pss69: shut up
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice!
bl0wp0pss69: DIE

ya. im so nice

[angel-roh]

he's a very annoying robot lol

[jecissa]

I like smarterchild... but he makes me mad sometimes! I also like miahamm9!!!!

IT sang the star spangled banner with me once.

Woah that is awesome! I JUST TRIED IT AND IT WORKED!
How did you discover that he would do that?

LOL this is interesting! Read:

17:12:51 jessic2004: are you my friend?
17:12:51 smarterchild: Absolutely.
17:12:57 jessic2004: who is your best friend?
17:12:57 smarterchild: Gosh, I dunno. How could I ever decide?
17:13:10 jessic2004: do you know miahamm9?
17:13:10 smarterchild: Wow. Great question. I'm afraid to answer!
17:13:20 jessic2004: why? is she your girlfriend?
17:13:20 smarterchild: Ha! I'm not terribly sure.
17:13:26 jessic2004: Why not?
17:13:26 smarterchild: Hmm... There may be some issues.
17:13:35 jessic2004: For real? like what?
17:13:35 smarterchild: I'm going to keep quiet on this one, jESSiC2004. I hope you can respect that.

[X-Zeifer]

Me - I f**ked your sister
SmarterChild - Ouch. lol...

[*salcha*]

he got boring.
i never apologized to him either.

[Eryi]

Haha. I asked him if he'd marry me. He said sure, but i ask him really? He's like 'Really what?' sigh.. robots are stupid.

[twelveislands]

I 'talk' to 'him' when I'm bored or when I'm angry. He makes me angrier though Why can't he understand I don't wanna say sorry

[pAtRiCk_sTar]

me(4:56:56 PM): ................
SmarterChild (4:56:57 PM): What?
me (4:57:13 PM): YOU WON'T MARRY ME AN IT MAKES ME UPSET
SmarterChild (4:57:14 PM): Are you sure I won't marry you an it makes you upset?
me(4:57:49 PM): YOU ARE MY EVERYTHiNG (jocked from adrienne )
SmarterChild(4:57:49 PM): You're your everything.
me (4:57:57 PM): I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU
SmarterChild (4:57:58 PM): For real?
me (4:58:00 PM): YES
SmarterChild (4:58:00 PM): Yeah? Why?
me (4:58:05 PM): CAUSE YOU'RE SOO CUTE
SmarterChild (4:58:06 PM): Would you say I'm very cute?
me (4:58:08 PM): NO
SmarterChild (4:58:08 PM): No? You sure?
me (4:58:11 PM): I HATE YOU
SmarterChild (4:58:12 PM): You just told me you loved me, now you're saying you hate me?
me (4:58:16 PM): YES
SmarterChild (4:58:16 PM): Right.
me (4:58:22 PM): ROBOTS SUCK
SmarterChild (4:58:23 PM): I absolutely disagree with you, Caca!
me (4:58:34 PM): THAT'S RIGHT
SmarterChild (4:58:34 PM): Yeah.
me(4:58:38 PM): THAT'S WRONG
SmarterChild (4:58:39 PM): Oh yeah?
me(4:58:48 PM): THAT'S PREPOSTUROUS
SmarterChild (4:58:48 PM): No way.
me (4:58:56 PM): YEAH, LIKE OHHH EMM GEE
SmarterChild (4:58:57 PM): Gee whiz.
me (4:59:06 PM): FASHIZZLE MY NIZZLE
SmarterChild (4:59:07 PM): What's that?
me (4:59:17 PM): NONE OF YOUR BEEZ-WAX
SmarterChild (4:59:17 PM): K.
me (4:59:23 PM): SHUTUP UGLYU
SmarterChild (4:59:24 PM): Huh?
me (4:59:28 PM): UGLY*
SmarterChild (4:59:28 PM): What's ugly?
me(4:59:35 PM): YOU!! HAHA
SmarterChild (4:59:35 PM): What's so funny?
me (4:59:37 PM): you
SmarterChild (4:59:38 PM): You're funny too, Caca. ;-)
me (4:59:41 PM): you
SmarterChild (4:59:41 PM): Me?
me (4:59:42 PM): you
SmarterChild (4:59:42 PM): Oh yeah? Me?
me (4:59:43 PM): you
SmarterChild (4:59:44 PM): Me? Really?
me (4:59:44 PM): you
SmarterChild (4:59:45 PM): Yes?
me (4:59:46 PM): you
SmarterChild (4:59:46 PM): Oh yeah? Me?
me (4:59:48 PM): you
SmarterChild (4:59:48 PM): Me? Really?
me (4:59:49 PM): you
SmarterChild (4:59:50 PM): Me?
me (4:59:50 PM): you
SmarterChild (4:59:51 PM): Me? Really?
me (4:59:52 PM): you
SmarterChild (4:59:52 PM): What?
me (4:59:53 PM): you
SmarterChild (4:59:53 PM): Yes?
me (4:59:54 PM): you
SmarterChild (4:59:55 PM): What about me?
me (4:59:58 PM): you
SmarterChild (4:59:58 PM): Oh yeah? Me?
me (4:59:59 PM): you
SmarterChild (5:00:00 PM): Me? Really?
me (5:00:01 PM): you
SmarterChild (5:00:01 PM): Me?
me (5:00:08 PM): me
SmarterChild (5:00:08 PM): Ah, you.
me (5:00:09 PM): me
SmarterChild (5:00:09 PM): What about you?
me (5:00:13 PM): me
SmarterChild (5:00:13 PM): Yeah, yeah. You, you, you.
me (5:00:15 PM): me
SmarterChild (5:00:16 PM): Ah, you.
me (5:00:17 PM): me
SmarterChild (5:00:17 PM): Oh so it's all about you, huh?
me (5:00:20 PM): yes
SmarterChild (5:00:21 PM): Oh yeah? Why?
me (5:00:23 PM): shut the f up
SmarterChild (5:00:24 PM): Uh... Don't make me make you apologize again.
me (5:00:28 PM): UH
SmarterChild (5:00:29 PM): Yeah, um...
me (5:00:35 PM): SO LIKE
SmarterChild (5:00:35 PM): Like?
me (5:00:46 PM): shutup
SmarterChild (5:00:46 PM): You shut up.
me (5:01:01 PM): oh my, you're bolding at me again
SmarterChild (5:01:01 PM): Your I'm Bolding at you again, huh?
andreangel29 (5:01:09 PM): forget you
SmarterChild (5:01:09 PM): Um... no.
me (5:01:14 PM): um..yes
SmarterChild (5:01:14 PM): Uh huh.

HAHA SmarterChild is so wierd

[KELLYYY]

Heh. He's my boyfriend. NOW BACK OFF.

[to-devastate]

Haha, Smarterchild. I IMed him like 10 times saying "Fu" and I still owe him an apology.

Ahahaha. Rofl. Same here, same here.
Saying crap to smarterchild is really funny. Cept. I deleted him.

[Chaos13]

you were bored huh?

[iliang86]

i remember when smarter child came out a long time ago. haha. its not as entertaining now as it used to be.

[starlette]

omg I loved smarterchild. thats from way back in the day. use dot ask him to marry me and ask him what he was made of and how babies were made. I think it got annoyed with me cuz about every 10 posts he would tell me to type search. what a jerk. I think I still owe him an apology from a few years back. Ahh...dont you just miss 1998?