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The Father's Things, Catholic Joke
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post Apr 11 2005, 03:54 PM
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Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in
the father's room the other day and guess what I found? A bunch
of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns
asked. "Of course I threw them in the trash."

The second nun said, "I can top that. I was in the father's room
putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh
my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I
poked holes in all of them!" she replied.

The third nun fainted.
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 04:06 PM
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I don't get it. O_O I feel so slow.
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 04:07 PM
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aahahahahahahaahah thats great laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 04:08 PM
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how can you not get it ?
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 04:19 PM
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QUOTE(karrar @ Apr 11 2005, 4:08 PM)
how can you not get it ?
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It's Spring Break, I don't think during days that i have no school.
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 05:34 PM
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QUOTE(im_s0_sp0ngey @ Apr 11 2005, 3:19 PM)
It's Spring Break, I don't think during days that i have no school.
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i think the joke is that the third nun had slept with him and they thought that the condoms were alright. but they had holes.

is that is? huh.gif
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 05:35 PM
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QUOTE(Frankie @ Apr 11 2005, 4:34 PM)
i think the joke is that the third nun had slept with him and they thought that the condoms were alright. but they had holes.

is that is? huh.gif
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Yup, thats the joke.
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 05:42 PM
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hahah i was w/ the other grl too ...but i get it now
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 06:28 PM
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QUOTE(Frankie @ Apr 11 2005, 5:34 PM)
i think the joke is that the third nun had slept with him and they thought that the condoms were alright. but they had holes.

is that is? huh.gif
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Smart ass. I get it now. Kthx.
 
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QUOTE(im_s0_sp0ngey @ Apr 11 2005, 5:28 PM)
Smart ass. I get it now. Kthx.
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It didn't hit my pastor right away when I told him, either. ohmy.gif

And I like your new icon and sig. I need a sig but I haven't the slightest idea how to do it.
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 06:31 PM
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Funny laugh.gif
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 06:32 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Apr 11 2005, 6:30 PM)
It didn't hit my pastor right away when I told him, either.  ohmy.gif

And I like your new icon and sig. I need a sig but I haven't the slightest idea how to do it.
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Heh. I had a hard time thinking of what to do with my sig. Thanks.

Silly third nun.
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 06:42 PM
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At first I thought the nun did something so much worse that she fainted.
 
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post Apr 11 2005, 07:34 PM
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lol.. funny.
 
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lol yeah i didnt get it then i rereead it and i was all oohhh,
 
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post Apr 12 2005, 04:49 PM
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i didn't get it but i laughed..
 
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post Apr 12 2005, 04:51 PM
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Hahaha. I didn't get it at first.. but after reading it the second time, that was quite a chuckle. laugh.gif
 
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post Apr 12 2005, 07:25 PM
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QUOTE(JAMx33 @ Apr 12 2005, 4:49 PM)
i didn't get it but i laughed..
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lol awww

haha that was funny
 
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post Apr 12 2005, 07:37 PM
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It was kinda funny.
 
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very nice
I enjoyed that
 
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post Apr 13 2005, 11:00 PM
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ohhhhhh sh*t!!!! lol protection isn't working these days lol
 
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post Apr 13 2005, 11:58 PM
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lmaooo ! nice joke ! (:
 
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post Apr 14 2005, 04:57 PM
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Haha, that is pretty funny! It is probably one of the funniest jokes in this forum right now.
 
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