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 Nov 20 2004, 07:06 PM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
QUOTE(mony0407 @ Sep 23 2004, 5:21 PM) guy#1: says stupid comeback guy#2: if i wanted a comeback i'd wipe it off your chin [[ haha that one always gets me!! its so funny! okie doke.. later ]] OMFG!! Dude, I'm sooo using that now. Lolz.... 
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Nov 21 2004, 08:56 AM
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 xinistical member Group: Member Posts: 123 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,328 |
when pplz insult me, i can never think of good comebacks
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Dec 10 2004, 10:11 PM
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doofus - you're ugly
me - if im ugly, what're you doofus - pretty me - if you're pretty, im glad im ugly. |
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Dec 10 2004, 11:41 PM
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 BOO Group: Member Posts: 73 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,060 |
this guy always sed this 2 me wich anoyed me
me: fark u!! him: mmm mayb later |
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Dec 11 2004, 12:55 AM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
when someone says
"yo' momma!" I go "YO' ASS!" they never reply back. rofl  and if someone says a mean insult like "you're dumb" i go "i wouldn't be talking." |
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Dec 11 2004, 10:47 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
when someone tells me to shut up i got it's a free country i can say whatever i want. i said that to my teacher when she said be quiet and she's like not in my class and i went well your class is in a school that's in a free country and she ignored me and moved on...but anyways..i either say eff you or your mom or stfu you lil skank
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Dec 12 2004, 04:06 PM
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i wish goddamnit, we'll make it if you believe. Group: Member Posts: 71 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,650 |
Usually I get insults thrown at me by the wannabe ghetto guys at our school, so my reply is somewhere along the lines of
"STFU You little wannabe n*gga" That usually shuts them up... more than anything, they hate being called a wannabe. Or to anyone else: "Stick a d*ck in your ear and f*ck what you heard" |
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Apr 10 2005, 01:39 PM
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 The Best Thing Since Instant Soup Group: Member Posts: 815 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,928 |
I usually use things like..
Some1: Where'd you get your street cred, Sesame Street? Me: Where'd you get your face from? I really hope you have the receipt Some1: Eww your project is gay Me: Your face is gay Some1: Eww your project is crappy Me: Your girlfriend is crappy Some1: Eww you have something on your face Me: Your's is being taken over by a horde of ugly insects. Some1: You suck Me: Suck a left testicle and make the right one jealous. XDXD I'm so dumb.. |
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Apr 10 2005, 01:45 PM
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 You can call me Jon Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806 |
I remember one kid who was getting a yelling fit from the teacher. He just kept smiling. The teacher started stuttering eventually.
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Apr 10 2005, 02:12 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
shut the f**k up because i don't speak dumbass!
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Apr 10 2005, 02:40 PM
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 itz fo shor. Group: Member Posts: 68 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,590 |
some1: u are ___________ (fill-in-the-blank). ex: stupid/gay/dumb/a slut, etc.
me: look who's talkin. |
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Apr 10 2005, 04:23 PM
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 giving excuses is admiting failure :\ Group: Member Posts: 22 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 124,411 |
me and my friends always pass around
comebacks.. like, i would say your mom. then my friend wouls say your face. so i would top it off with your moms face! 
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Apr 10 2005, 04:59 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
What are you laughing at? You're fat too.
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Apr 10 2005, 05:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 145 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,204 |
QUOTE(magnificentmike @ Sep 22 2004, 11:00 PM) lol when someones grumpy and takes their anger out on other people and i either go up to them and ask them if they need a nap just to piss them off or say out loud so everyone to hear "looks like someone had a bowl o' b!tch flakes this morning"  haha 
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Apr 10 2005, 06:38 PM
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just say anything that confuses them and walk away or accidentally smack them as you walk off.
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Apr 10 2005, 06:46 PM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
I dont talk. Im quick to just lay you out.
 But if would say something it would probably be a simple yo mama joke. |
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Apr 10 2005, 09:26 PM
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any girl - you must be __________
me - you must be lesbian |
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Apr 10 2005, 09:28 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
.. i'd be like..
" eat my balls ". or "shut your mouth". dunno where that came from. |
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Apr 12 2005, 07:40 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 183 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,503 |
i know you are but WHAT AM I!!!
ha JK YO MAMMA U PUT MEANING TO IT THANKS! is that the wind i hear? it sounds like a voice.... REALLY? I AM? tell me somthing ELS i dont know! well your a slutty b*tch also...thanks...you too... ha comebacks.......that was a good topic....though i suck at it... |
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Apr 12 2005, 11:39 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,220 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,808 |
person a: you dont have a ass
person b: if having a ass has to do with being fat, then no i dont have one, but chea i can get one just by eating all the sh*t you eat --itz kinda long |
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Apr 12 2005, 11:42 PM
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HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Chubby Cheese(Instead of saying Chuck E Cheese
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Apr 13 2005, 02:12 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
I don't have much, well maybe i do, but i wouldn't like to say them since their kind of racist. Heres 2 of them for blacks: dirty, midnight. Its all for fun. we combat for fun. its no biggie.
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Apr 18 2005, 04:58 PM
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 t3h koolest guy in cB Group: Member Posts: 2,194 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 513 |
"SHUT THE f**k UP"
my favorite one.... i swear it is...lol |
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Apr 18 2005, 07:50 PM
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 CB's Forum Troll Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,142 |
top of da mornin to ya too b!tch
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Apr 19 2005, 06:08 AM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
for those homophobic aholes out there...
"i called ur bf gay, and he hit me with his purse." *backhand* shut the f*** upp.... |
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