teachers, post about the worst teacher u ever had! Options

[blah3868]

all muh teacherz hate me cuz im bad in dere classez

[Mireh]

u slept with ur teacher?!?! ew gross... hehe jk

Definatly my 6th grade pys. ed teacher...

Eek...I'm still scared of him

[fiji_kid]

ummmm lets see.. i just moved to u.s.. so i dont go to skool but i hav online classes.. so i dont see any teachers .. well back in fiji i hated this one teacher who took our art.. well when ever i talked to this one grl, the teacher just look at mee n told me to move out.. soooon i found out that he liked that grl ... lol..

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[hybrid]

Well all my regular teachers are nice but I had like 2 substitutes this year because 2 of my teachers in Maternity ward (or somewhat like that.) One of the substitute was the worst teacher ever. She was my italian substitute! Anyway, she would like creep me out. She would yell then she would smile at us. I think she was paranoid.

[alfskater]

I don't actually have had a worse teacher but yeah... I think it would be one that left essay homeworks everyday and had quizes everyday and stuff... Yeah that was a bad one... Loser...

[whomps]

eck. i took a class in the summer for math to get better at itt and omfg my teacher.. ROAR "Mrs. Doto" damn she was a horse's ASS T_T sjhlsh she'd put the room temperature to like BELOW ZERO and it was in the summer but we were SO FRIKKEN' COLD and we'd be glad to go out in the one hundred degree heat
and she wore the SAME CLOTHES every SINGLE DAY. green sweater, dark blue jeans.. black shoes.. haha everyone was so damned surprised when on the last day of school she wore a WHITE sweater.. it was like O_O_O =O =O !!

[m@dcow]

i love all my teachers, i'm greatful that i even have a teacher... just hink of those homelss children in africa... yes val, even ms.chubik

[FinaL_dr3amS]

omg my worst teacher ever and i hate so much........is now! i have this teacher at my skool he is soooooo mean! he gives us homewrk everyday even on holidays and yells at us constantly! and mostly at me which makes me not like him even more the only time i have seen him smile is when he talks to a teacher....

[l_baybeexgrl_l]

my worse teacher was my 8th grade algebra.. she was such a biotch.. she couldnt teach right. if u have a question.. she'll make u read the whole chapter again. and if u tell her you dont understand the assignment.. she'll say "too bad" and sends u to ur desk.. and then helps the person behind u in the line.. how gay is that?? .. if u have a really bad grade in her class.. she doesnt even tell u or tries to help you bring it up.. lets just say she just doesnt give a damn.. everyone makes fun of her because shes seriously over weight...i used to b nice to her until she started being a big a-hole to me. lol

[DesperateXMeasur...]

Meh...my homeroom teacher is definately my worst.
He has the worst hygene.
He has nasty breath that you can smell 10 feet away.
he has nasty yellow spots on his shirts where the armpits are.
*shivers* Gross..

[kirbymuixo]

my second grade teacher was really annoying...whenever i wasn't able to finish my classwork during class (cuz usually im slow) she gets up on my case and forces me to sit outside on the bench during recess and finish it up... all because i wasn't able to finish up my classwork...its not that i don't want to...

[*CJ1*]

My teacher scares me. He is rumored to be a child molester (and from good sources, not idiotic people) and when you raise your hand, he comes to you and put his head very close to your face.

[LiNHy POO]

my worst teacher is the one i have now! she's my last period... and i hate the class... its sooo boring! she blabs and screams at ppl for trying to get tissue or throw sumthing away... and her room smells like old ppl... blah! we turn in our work and she looses it! and she gives us a zero... thats unfair! she gots on my last nerves!

[DrNick311]

I had this horrible Bio teacher last year. He had this really thick German accent that you couldn't understand. Even worse, he wore the same clothes everyday and most likely didn't believe in deodorant. Fortunately for the entire school, he was fired.

[IIO__oII]

had this horrible Bio teacher last year. He had this really thick German accent that you couldn't understand. Even worse, he wore the same clothes everyday and most likely didn't believe in deodorant. Fortunately for the entire school, he was fired.

HAHAHA.. that sounds like MY bio teacher

im haveing the worst classes and teachers this year... =[ SIGH

[silver-rain]

I always seem to get the bad teachers. This year- it was my math teacher last term. omg, he would always be yelling at students and talking about horror movies and stuff, espcially with a thick accent, and we were soo behind the other classes. but, he was a pretty good grader. and last year, my english teacher was also a math teacher so she would integrate the two subjects- making us write essays on math proofs and stuff. eh- i can go on and on- every year i get a terrible teacher.

[hawyngurlie8o8]

Wellz i had dis sub once im 6th grade and OH MAI GOSH!!! she treated us lyk we were in kindergarten!! She would be lyk..."Lets all sing the Happy song!" or "Don't forget the three golden rules!!" and she would actually bring PUPPETS to Sku!!! seriously!! She lyk...."this is Starmanner, everyone say hello to Starmanner!" and she even had a song for datt idiot puppet i thik it wz lyk, "wen u wish upon a star, starmanner will not be far...." or sumtin' lyk dat.....and then she lyk, "he'as starmanner's boyfriend! Mr. Be Very Kind! say hello to Mr B. V. KIND!!" its lyk HELLO WE AREN"T KINDERGARTERNERZ!!! i swear...... and now in 7th grade i have dis scienec teacher....WARNING!!! DO NOT ENTER HIS CLASS..DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'E WARNED!!!....seriously, his class stinks and don't enter unless u have an umbrella or sumtin' cause when he talks.....get ready for a waterfall!!! Ugh!! everyone also thinks hes gay 2 reasons
1 hes ALWAYZ (except wen teaching) wit dis other guy teacher
2 at lunch they would plau "poker" w/ a bowl full of "candy" in the bathroom

[mega_m]

worst teacher of mine was my 4th grade teacher. she was sooo mean and would hit you when you do something like talk to someone or get out of yer seat

[BeyondElite]

My Math teacher is from Texas which I can't understand her English acsent [BTW: I'm from Maryland] and on Math class, she keeps on telling stories about what she did yesterday which give me a little time to learn Math (*cool*)

My Language Arts teacher keeps on smiling and have this "School Spirit" thing and when a boy/girl is talking while he talks, he just smile

My Science teacher is another "School Spirit" teacher but very teen acsent, you know.... He keeps on yaping on why energy is like this, like that and whatever he do, he does not smile at us, which make us very annoyed if he is here...

Our Principal is very small, like 3 feet tall and walks like a penguin....

Hehe, that's all

[photoboothromanc...]

My absolute worst teacher was my Algebra teacher in 8th grade. He was just so very discouraging... Our class wasn't very good at Algebra, and he was so frightening that no one ever asked questions. So, he would yell at us for never telling him that we didn't understand what he was teaching. Finally, a few of us got up the nerve to tell him that we were completely lost... and he yelled at us for not understanding him. Riiight, because that is at all helpful.

And to make things even better, he had a terrible Middle Eastern accent, that was so heavy that no one could understand him. On Shadow-a-Student day (when parents come to school for they day), my dad heard him talk and asked me, "How do you guys understand what he's saying." I looked right at him and said, "We don't."

Ah, the poor fellow.

[thedilenquent]

the chemistry teacher i have now because he is unwilling to help me he says if i dont know the material by now he cant help me he always goes on about how he cant help me if i cant help myself but im always taking the extra inicitive to go to him and ask for help but he denies me which im starting to really loath

my worst teacher.......i have her right now...my chinese teacher
Ms. Smith
Gabrielino High School
626 LA California

look! i even wrote a poem and a rap song bout her

Poem
smith is a white name.
you thought you got a fame.
of wut?
a piece of slut?
you GOT no fame,
all you brought us was shame.
You drugged up looper,
You so ugly you cant even be a hooker.
Smith you bore my class,
Your face broke the glass.
You stupid ass.
All I hear you saying,
is always been the same thing.
"You know what?"
"You know what?"
GO LICK MUD!
Old bitch,
you cant even teach.
I bet even I can teach better,
Cuz you cant even spell out a letter.
Whats that you've been to college?
Oh please, you don't even have enough knowledge.
We all hate you so much we want you to die,
we wanna kill you with all of our might.
What a great sight.
Seeing your dead body,
we'll go off and party.



Rap
[Intro]
yo chinese children,
watch it cuz imma blend
imma bust my flow,
so here it goes..

[Smith]
im your evil teacher at GHS
come to my class
help me clean up my mess
do my chores
clean my doors
after your done
we'll have fun some fun
take a bite at my dumpling
then we can write pinyin

[Smith Chorus]
yo
my name is smith
come, im ur bitch
i'll call you master
watch me flip
push me and i'll trip
then slip
if i dont do a good job
go ahead and do your WHIP, WHIP, WHIP

[Smith]
im too old for all this shit
but yet i still walk a bit
im walking like an old wrinkly rat
man, at this speed imma really loose some fat
im too old now, i beg on my bed
for god everyday
'oh please god, please please god,
wont you just give me one chance to suck a cock?
i know im not gonna live long
but god, you gotta know how much i luv mr. fong
please god, before i die
i wouldnt want to live with a sigh
all i want is to suck a dick
even if its only a small little stick'

[Smith Chorus]
yo
my name is smith
come, im ur bitch
i'll call you master
watch me flip
push me and i'll trip
then slip
if i dont do a good job
go ahead and do your WHIP, WHIP, WHIP

[Smith]
you wonder wut i do at home
i go out dressin like a hooker at night in the gloom
but what i hate bout this
is that nobody wants this miss
one time i tried givin it free
then this lil boy came and saw me
i walked up to him and told em i dont want money
he saw my face and climbed up to a tree
i followed the child
all i wanted to see was a smile
but guess what? he leaped
i chased after..he flee
later few years i was hired by dr. murphy
he came to me, and asked me if i knew chinese
and now i teach
but kids told me i had to use some bleach
cuz i was durty
i was smelly
my hair was curly
and my face looked f**king ugly
but i dont really give a fudge
even though i look like a duck
ever heard of ugly duckling?
well thats wuts gonna happen to me if i eat my dumplings
but nobodys eatin them
i wonder why
maybe cuz the waters dirty just like my wife
ops did i say my wife? no i ment my husband
hes this one junior who looks like a freshman
my favorite student, named steven

[laur3nw]

my worst teacher was in 7th grade. my reading teacher was boobless. i hated her so much. she got mad at everyone for not knowing how to answer a question on our classwork. one time she got so mad at a student for a little reason and grabbed his arm and pulled him out of his chair. we all tried to get her fired.

[darkangel]

my worst teacher was my second grade teacher. she threw PENS at us if we talked. she's ok now, but class with her was hell

haha that's funny. my worst teacher was my band teacher. when he gets mad, he starts yelling and starts spitting without even noticing. i'm in the front row, so me and my friends are all, "EWW!!" then he smiles and says sorry.

[BeyondElite]

I have a poem about my teacher!:

Teacher, so tall and old,
knows how to fold
a japanese origami
might be nice to me!