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 Mar 21 2005, 12:26 AM
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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe."
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Mar 21 2005, 12:32 AM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 20 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,661 |
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes? |
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Mar 21 2005, 12:20 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 89 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,899 |
please dont double post and im not trying to be negative or anything but i dont get the jokes.
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Mar 21 2005, 12:26 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
Double posting? Thumbs down. First joke, thumbs up. I like that, its cute. Second joke is a bit played out tho. Thanks for sharing anyway!
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Mar 21 2005, 04:27 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
cute, but not exactly funny?
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Mar 21 2005, 05:10 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
first joke was ok..second joke was..err..yea..
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Mar 21 2005, 07:03 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
those jokes are old and corny but good job for trying.
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Mar 22 2005, 06:21 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
i liked the first one better
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Mar 23 2005, 01:05 AM
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the first was okay/
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Mar 23 2005, 04:11 AM
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 Syaoran...kawaii... Group: Member Posts: 19 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 113,627 |
i liked the first joke...cool pun
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Mar 24 2005, 07:28 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
dont doulble post. the seccond one was stupid.
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Mar 24 2005, 09:37 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
MEh... it was alright I guess. But the 2nd one was stupid.
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Mar 24 2005, 09:39 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
no double posting. and um i didnt really laugh though
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Mar 26 2005, 11:23 PM
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 sorry. i drowned your fish. Group: Member Posts: 1,485 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,683 |
^ me neither. the first one was ok..
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Apr 6 2005, 05:14 PM
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uh........y did he bring a girraffe in a bar and get it drunk.......first of all WHY.......UH BRING A GIRRAGE IN THERE....y not like.......lettace.....
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Apr 6 2005, 05:17 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
People from Poland are Polish [pole-ish]
surfhottieoffcoast - STOP SPAMMING AND USE A DAMN DICTIONARY OR SPELL-CHECK! |
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Apr 7 2005, 09:25 PM
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 Nobody Knows Your Heart. Group: Member Posts: 388 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,906 |
QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 6 2005, 2:14 PM) uh........y did he bring a girraffe in a bar and get it drunk.......first of all WHY.......UH BRING A GIRRAGE IN THERE....y not like.......lettace.....  gosh darn it. use spell check. it wasn't really all that funny. |
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