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| *Statistik* |
 Apr 3 2005, 10:59 PM
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What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
====== ===== === == = ==== === == ==== ==== An air mattress. |
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Apr 3 2005, 11:00 PM
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.......okay
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| *wind&fire* |
Apr 3 2005, 11:02 PM
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edit.. f**k off
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Apr 4 2005, 06:40 PM
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^^^^^ UP THERE^^^^^^
why did ya say f**k off? u blone or somthin? i am too! i'd laugh at the joke but.......its not funny.........DI INT YO MAMMA TEACH U TO WACH THEM BUBBA COON IN YO FISH STEAKS B4 EATEN THE FRIED SODA WIT THEN FLY JOPE? |
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Apr 4 2005, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 4 2005, 5:40 PM) ^^^^^ UP THERE^^^^^^ why did ya say f**k off? u blone or somthin? i am too! i'd laugh at the joke but.......its not funny.........DI INT YO MAMMA TEACH U TO WACH THEM BUBBA COON IN YO FISH STEAKS B4 EATEN THE FRIED SODA WIT THEN FLY JOPE? that degrades all blondes everywhere... p.s.- use a d-i-c-t-i-o-n-a-r-y. |
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Apr 4 2005, 08:24 PM
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QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 5 2005, 9:40 AM) ^^^^^ UP THERE^^^^^^ why did ya say f**k off? u blone or somthin? i am too! i'd laugh at the joke but.......its not funny.........DI INT YO MAMMA TEACH U TO WACH THEM BUBBA COON IN YO FISH STEAKS B4 EATEN THE FRIED SODA WIT THEN FLY JOPE?  are you inbred or something or mentally retarted cos that made no sense... you have no idea what youre talking about |
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Apr 4 2005, 08:47 PM
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QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 4 2005, 6:40 PM) ^^^^^ UP THERE^^^^^^ why did ya say f**k off? u blone or somthin? i am too! i'd laugh at the joke but.......its not funny.........DI INT YO MAMMA TEACH U TO WACH THEM BUBBA COON IN YO FISH STEAKS B4 EATEN THE FRIED SODA WIT THEN FLY JOPE? *chirp chirp* whoa there..thats not blond. |
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Apr 5 2005, 05:42 PM
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sorry.....i'm stupid.........also blonde.............HOT AND SPICY CHEEKEN WANG WITH MUSTARD AND POTATOS
SUCK IT!!!!!! |
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Apr 5 2005, 05:43 PM
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DAT GUY SPEAKS BIRD!!!! *CHIRP CHIRIP* i can speak ostrich *EEOKAFAGA EEOKAFAGA!*
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Apr 5 2005, 10:18 PM
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^ wtf there is a edit button for a reason
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Apr 5 2005, 10:56 PM
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QUOTE(wind&fire @ Apr 5 2005, 8:18 PM) ^ wtf there is a edit button for a reason This person was the wierd person that went "I am sexxxxxxxxxxi with 4 x's AND A CAPITAL H" I was like "wtf? that made no sense" Also, I think this person might be Paul Murphy. And to the joke, I kinda chuckled at it... |
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Apr 5 2005, 11:11 PM
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what a weirdo.. yeh no one could be that retarted
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Apr 5 2005, 11:17 PM
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No Jason. Just no.
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Apr 5 2005, 11:23 PM
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hahahahaha
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Apr 6 2005, 02:07 PM
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QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 5 2005, 5:43 PM) DAT GUY SPEAKS BIRD!!!! *CHIRP CHIRIP* i can speak ostrich *EEOKAFAGA EEOKAFAGA!* mmhmm. newb |
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Apr 6 2005, 04:24 PM
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but i did kinda laugh. O_O |
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Apr 6 2005, 04:39 PM
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The joke wasn't too bad.
As for surfhottieoffcoast. You are stupid, and making a fool of yourself. One day you will realize no one cares about you and you'll overdose on pills. Slowly you will start to go numb, and you will rush to the hospital but no one will take you in. You're going to die alone. No one will bury you, because no one cares about you. You will be Satan's bitch for the next eternety, and no one will remember you. I hope you enjoyed that, because it was fun to write. 
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Apr 6 2005, 04:41 PM
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Jason, I am sitting here at work, trying so hard to not say anything. But I want to so bad because this job is just a pain and I feel making fun of you will just make me happy... ok im out before I say something...
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Apr 7 2005, 06:59 PM
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it was ok....
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Apr 7 2005, 09:12 PM
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QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 4 2005, 3:40 PM) ^^^^^ UP THERE^^^^^^ why did ya say f**k off? u blone or somthin? i am too! i'd laugh at the joke but.......its not funny.........DI INT YO MAMMA TEACH U TO WACH THEM BUBBA COON IN YO FISH STEAKS B4 EATEN THE FRIED SODA WIT THEN FLY JOPE? i'm not even going to try and decrypt that. |
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Apr 8 2005, 04:15 PM
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QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 4 2005, 6:40 PM) ^^^^^ UP THERE^^^^^^ why did ya say f**k off? u blone or somthin? i am too! I can tell. You can't spell worth shit. Haha. That was just another joke degrading blondes. I really have nothing against them. |
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Apr 8 2005, 04:30 PM
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umm...wow. I have no idea whats going on there, but uh...I guess in a twisted way I could see how that joke could be funny, but I think blonde jokes are played out. I always change blonde jokes to "a stupid guy" or whatever, just cuz it doesnt change how funny it is to me.
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Apr 8 2005, 04:43 PM
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Hey people..i made a new xanga..cuz my old one got hacked..and this guy screwed it up..and its not someone from our school..i was so freaking pissed..oh well prop me
haha now thats funny |
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Apr 8 2005, 04:45 PM
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QUOTE The joke wasn't too bad. As for surfhottieoffcoast. You are stupid, and making a fool of yourself. One day you will realize no one cares about you and you'll overdose on pills. Slowly you will start to go numb, and you will rush to the hospital but no one will take you in. You're going to die alone. No one will bury you, because no one cares about you. You will be Satan's bitch for the next eternety, and no one will remember you. I hope you enjoyed that, because it was fun to write. i every humour thread, something makes me laugh mor ethan the actual joke. lol. that was it |
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Apr 8 2005, 04:47 PM
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so who did you steal this joke from this time?
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