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post Apr 3 2005, 03:33 PM
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OH f**k! so...I f**ked this guy and he had the biggest f**king d**k I think Ive ever f**king seen. So anyways.....we f**ked a little and my God Damn P**sy might have exploded. Well as a matter of fact...it sort of did. All my juice squirted out on his face and he licked it all up. Now he's sick and in the hospital and they said a f**king bodily fluid got in him. WHATS WRONG WITH MY JUICE?!?!
anyways sorry if you are grossed out by this. Some might be turned on. W/e I dont give a shit! if u dont like this dont read it.
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:35 PM
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can u please keep this pg 13..thanx..
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:36 PM
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Lol someone close this
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:36 PM
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maybe you are toxic.

and a f**kin loser
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:39 PM
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shut the f**k up fugly.
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:40 PM
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dude you're in deep shit.
yes, someone please close this.
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:41 PM
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http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=29398
maybe you should read that first?

Go to the doctor and get your "juice" checked. I don't know. You need to keep this PG13, that's all I know
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:42 PM
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im scared to go to the doctor tho/..they will tell me parents
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:42 PM
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your parents don't even know ur sexually active????...better tell them now..
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:43 PM
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Hmm..perhaps you could ask the doctor to not tell them? pinch.gif I'm sorry if it's not that helpful, I haven't been in a situation like this.
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:43 PM
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dude, thats gross. Keep it PG-13...and no I dont think anyone got turned on by that...HAHA eww
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:46 PM
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WTF WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahah thats some funny sh it llol

oh ahem umm keep it pg 13 please

thanks you

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post Apr 3 2005, 03:52 PM
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TM-F*CKING-IIIIIIIIIII



Jesus Christ woman...
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:53 PM
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oh my f**k. please stop f**king cussing. its f**king annoying. and your f**king sick for sharing that f**king story of yours. please this place f**king pg 13.
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:54 PM
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Um.
What the hell?
Thanks for sharing your story, I guess....Is there a real point to this thread at all?

Keep it PG-13. Thanks.
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:55 PM
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good stuff...
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:56 PM
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MAYBE YOUR F**KING PREGNANT AND YOUR F**KING JUICE IS F**KING ACIDY AND YOU BURNED HIM ONG.

The hidden moral there is to not have sex. And I was just kidding. But honestly, someone close this. And you really should edit it out or something. It's not appropriate for little innocent minds like me, a 13 year old, to be reading. Honestly, how do you sleep at night?
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:57 PM
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What the fack.
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Roflmsaohahawtfbbqlol.

Ahh..*wipes tears.*
Okay, I'm over it.

You got yourself in some deep shnit.
So good luck to you and too bad for the guy. rolleyes.gif

Close this plz.
kthnx.
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 04:01 PM
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none of it seems real
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hahaha!!!!!

That made me laugh like woah..
you have to be f**king with us..

I don't believe that. If that really did happen then
I suggest you see a f**king doctor.
Have a nice day.
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 04:03 PM
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that's good to hear. ^_^
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 04:04 PM
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Your fault.
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 04:05 PM
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QUOTE(FLIPxADDICTION @ Apr 3 2005, 4:03 PM)
that's good to hear. ^_^
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Yep. I hope you have STD and kill yourself. _smile.gif
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 04:06 PM
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TOISU!!
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Wow. How very interesting. And what's up with the ferocious language?
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 04:06 PM
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hahahahahha if your juice were toxic..wouldnt that be an awesome way to committe suicide..just drink your juice all day
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 04:07 PM
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QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Apr 3 2005, 1:05 PM)
Yep. I hope you have STD and kill yourself.  _smile.gif
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that would be fantastic! flowers.gif
 

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