An old couple, 75th Anniversary |
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 Mar 31 2005, 10:18 AM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here  Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965  |
Here is one.
An old couple are having their 75th anniversary at a restarunt. They started talking about their young lives and the old man ask his wife, "We have 10 beautiful and healthy kids. And I love them all the same." The wife is looking kinda worried now. He then asks her, "How come our first 9 kids look the same but our last child looks different from them? Did you cheat on me or something" the old man asks in a joking manner. The old woman looks down in shame and says yes. The old man's heart is broken. He then asks her in a choked, teary voice, "Who is the father?" The old woman looks up and says, "You." |
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Stuckie An old couple Mar 31 2005, 10:18 AM
cocoalightning27 hahahahahahahahaha Funny.....rofl Mar 31 2005, 10:46 AM swe3ttemptasian omggg hahahaha. only one child... Mar 31 2005, 10:55 AM Hiphop d[-_-]b ahahah that made me smile. damn, that lady got it ... Mar 31 2005, 12:09 PM Yemmerz Hahaha. Aww. Poor guy. Mar 31 2005, 12:19 PM Nicolatofu aww poor old man.. what a way to celebrate their 7... Mar 31 2005, 12:48 PM azn.peace.maker hahahaha i get it! thats hella sad for the old... Mar 31 2005, 12:57 PM Stuckie I was dying when I heard it my first time. I wasnt... Mar 31 2005, 01:11 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii wow---that was unexpected.
lmao-imagine telling ur... Mar 31 2005, 07:57 PM blurredvision LMAO
i mean
AW Mar 31 2005, 08:00 PM anqie oh snaps. poor guy Mar 31 2005, 08:00 PM BitterSweetness lol but i pity the guy... Mar 31 2005, 08:14 PM x3__iGiVEup lols it took me awhile to get it Apr 1 2005, 06:21 PM --x who0ps lols, nice joke (:
ive heard another joke kinda li... Apr 1 2005, 08:24 PM WrathOfOnigo Huh? I sound lame but I don't get it.
So what ... Apr 1 2005, 11:37 PM
Stuckie QUOTE(WrathOfOnigo @ Apr 1 2005, 10:37 PM)Huh... Apr 2 2005, 12:09 AM aznxdreamer hah! that sucks for him. poor guy. Apr 2 2005, 06:21 PM starlette lol! at first i didn't get it...lol! t... Apr 2 2005, 06:59 PM aera sucks for the husband. Aug 17 2005, 01:14 AM hall0w ROFL!!!! Aug 18 2005, 04:30 PM islandkiss haha. I didn't understand this joke at first b... Aug 20 2005, 07:42 PM icy_wonderland aww poor old man. Aug 21 2005, 02:20 AM iced__cappucino lmao thats like owned at awww at the same time. Aug 21 2005, 11:46 PM  |
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