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I STOLE THE POOP!
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post Mar 31 2005, 12:22 PM
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SAN DIEGO - This mugger was left holding a bag he didn't really want.

Police said they were searching for a gunman who ran up to a woman while she was walking her dog Monday night and grabbed the bag she was holding. It contained poop.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at the dog, named Misty, and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said. The robber, who was believed to be in his 20s, ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled, police said.
 
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Gizmoid
post Mar 31 2005, 05:35 PM
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Hah. I bet he was embarassed. I would have laughed so long if I was the lady. :DD
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 05:47 PM
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^ Yeah i'd be standing there pointing at him, laughing my ass off.
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 06:02 PM
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haha.. I'm going to say that for my current event tommorrow happy.gif
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 06:19 PM
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QUOTE(wonders79 @ Mar 31 2005, 12:25 PM)
hahah!
but why was the woman carrying poop?
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you have to clean after your dog or you get fined
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 08:29 PM
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At least the lady and her dog was alright. _unsure.gif
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 08:33 PM
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Maybe some poop were stucked?

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post Mar 31 2005, 08:36 PM
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aww atleast they are ok, and the dog =]
 
WrathOfOnigo
post Mar 31 2005, 08:37 PM
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Hah! Its funny cause its true...
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I use dog poop as self defense. Nobody is coming near me while I am spinning a bag of dog poo around in the air. But once while I was spinning it the bag ripped open and well, I think you can guess where that's going.
But anyway that story made me laugh. Cosmic.
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 09:13 PM
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um....wierd?
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 09:14 PM
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=O well i wouldnt carry a purse while walking the dog ^^
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 09:16 PM
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ROFLS. at least the lady didnt lose anything. haha, ill be laughing bout this for at least days. laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 31 2005, 09:28 PM
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hahahaha that's funny. poop =]
 

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