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 Mar 30 2005, 06:28 PM
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 Imperfect...  Group: Member Posts: 286 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,064  |
I don't know if you guys heard this one before but here it goes...
There was this little boy who was at his house while his family members where doing some other stuff. He figures he wants to go to play with his sister. He goes to her room to see her and her boyfriend "getting it on". They were calling each other bitches and bastards. So he asked what does it mean, he sister tells him it meant ladies and gentlemen. So, he goes to look for his mom and found her putting on makeup. He shouted "MOM!". He scared her and caused her to mess up her lipstick. She said shit. He ask, "what does shit mean?" She replies "it means makeup". Then he goes to his dad to find him rawing a chicken. He pushes him and causes him to cut himself. He screams "F*ck". He asked his dad, "what does f*ck mean?" He said, "I means to raw". The door bell rings and he answers it. It was his relatives coming for dinner. So he greeted them "Welcome bitches and bastards, my mom is putting shit on her face and my dad is f*cking the chicken!" |
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Mar 30 2005, 06:35 PM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
i think its been posted, but still a cute joke =D
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| *mona lisa* |
Mar 30 2005, 07:03 PM
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haha, cute
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Mar 30 2005, 08:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 226 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,662 |
haha ive seen stuff like this before...still funny everytime
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| *wind&fire* |
Mar 30 2005, 09:14 PM
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thats...thats.... *sigh*
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Mar 30 2005, 09:25 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
kids today
lmao  I shouldn't be laughing |
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Mar 30 2005, 09:48 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol that's why parents shouldn't lie to their children.
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Mar 30 2005, 09:53 PM
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 Im Gavin HI!! Group: Member Posts: 802 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 111,644 |
QUOTE(--x who0ps @ Mar 30 2005, 6:35 PM) i think its been posted, but still a cute joke =D  ya it has, lol but still thats really funny |
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Mar 31 2005, 12:05 AM
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 billie joe flossing, how hot is THAT?! Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,317 |
lol thats really funny!!
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Mar 31 2005, 10:47 AM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
hahahah I've heard one like this....
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Mar 31 2005, 10:52 AM
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 to be loved by someone you love is.. everything Group: Member Posts: 1,207 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,205 |
hahaha haven't heard this one
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Mar 31 2005, 01:17 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
i got lost.
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Mar 31 2005, 02:27 PM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
I heard that joke so many times. Its still kinda cute.
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Mar 31 2005, 03:09 PM
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Lol! I love that. I'm going to tell it to someone. If I can remember that long.
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Apr 1 2005, 06:22 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
hahaha; i read this before
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Apr 1 2005, 10:07 PM
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 Syaoran...kawaii... Group: Member Posts: 19 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 113,627 |
 lmao! I knew what was coming but that was darn funny
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Apr 1 2005, 11:46 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
Lmao
I love those jokes. |
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Apr 1 2005, 11:51 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
lol i read this before. it's funny
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Apr 2 2005, 06:20 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
wow..kids these days.
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Apr 2 2005, 07:00 PM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
haha...if i had a child i'd slap him :D
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Apr 2 2005, 08:45 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 4,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,115 |
haha i knew that was coming.
"my dad is f**king the chicken" |
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Apr 2 2005, 08:46 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
How cute.
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Apr 2 2005, 10:52 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 3 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 84,457 |
that wuz f**kin tight hahaha
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Apr 5 2005, 12:30 AM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
lolz.. its funny
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Apr 5 2005, 01:09 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha thats funny
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