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 Mar 30 2005, 06:28 PM
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I don't know if you guys heard this one before but here it goes...
There was this little boy who was at his house while his family members where doing some other stuff. He figures he wants to go to play with his sister. He goes to her room to see her and her boyfriend "getting it on". They were calling each other bitches and bastards. So he asked what does it mean, he sister tells him it meant ladies and gentlemen. So, he goes to look for his mom and found her putting on makeup. He shouted "MOM!". He scared her and caused her to mess up her lipstick. She said shit. He ask, "what does shit mean?" She replies "it means makeup". Then he goes to his dad to find him rawing a chicken. He pushes him and causes him to cut himself. He screams "F*ck". He asked his dad, "what does f*ck mean?" He said, "I means to raw". The door bell rings and he answers it. It was his relatives coming for dinner. So he greeted them "Welcome bitches and bastards, my mom is putting shit on her face and my dad is f*cking the chicken!" |
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bby_cutie Don't tell kids the wrong definitions. Mar 30 2005, 06:28 PM
--x who0ps i think its been posted, but still a cute joke =D Mar 30 2005, 06:35 PM
Lightner QUOTE(--x who0ps @ Mar 30 2005, 6:3... Mar 30 2005, 09:53 PM mona lisa haha, cute Mar 30 2005, 07:03 PM iliang86 haha ive seen stuff like this before...still funny... Mar 30 2005, 08:04 PM wind&fire thats...thats.... *sigh* Mar 30 2005, 09:14 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii kids today
lmao
I shouldn't be laughing Mar 30 2005, 09:25 PM xbr0kensmil3 lol that's why parents shouldn't lie to th... Mar 30 2005, 09:48 PM ilov3chubbs lol thats really funny!! Mar 31 2005, 12:05 AM cocoalightning27 hahahah I've heard one like this.... Mar 31 2005, 10:47 AM swe3ttemptasian hahaha haven't heard this one Mar 31 2005, 10:52 AM Hiphop d[-_-]b i got lost. Mar 31 2005, 01:17 PM Stuckie I heard that joke so many times. Its still kinda c... Mar 31 2005, 02:27 PM hotpocket0003 Lol! I love that. I'm going to tell it to ... Mar 31 2005, 03:09 PM x3__iGiVEup hahaha; i read this before Apr 1 2005, 06:22 PM Anime_Otaku lmao! I knew what was coming but that was darn... Apr 1 2005, 10:07 PM WrathOfOnigo Lmao
I love those jokes. Apr 1 2005, 11:46 PM anqie lol i read this before. it's funny Apr 1 2005, 11:51 PM aznxdreamer wow..kids these days. Apr 2 2005, 06:20 PM starlette haha...if i had a child i'd slap him :D Apr 2 2005, 07:00 PM Cake. haha i knew that was coming.
"my dad is f**k... Apr 2 2005, 08:45 PM YoGrandpaIsFine How cute. Apr 2 2005, 08:46 PM k_dizzle90 that wuz f**kin tight hahaha Apr 2 2005, 10:52 PM yellowgurl lolz.. its funny Apr 5 2005, 12:30 AM dani41790 hahaha thats funny Apr 5 2005, 01:09 AM rockstah_14 twas fun... Apr 22 2005, 12:38 AM Hohohehe lol May 19 2005, 09:35 AM DoPeY_aLaN i find it stupid... -_- May 19 2005, 10:57 AM miss barnes lol...i've beat his ass May 19 2005, 11:49 AM Shortiiex KT! i already posted this one lol
http://www... Jul 1 2005, 09:26 PM ichigofan lol that was cute Jul 2 2005, 10:43 AM enyceXaddiction ahah CUTE. theres a similar one i heard Jul 2 2005, 10:47 AM  |
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