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 Mar 30 2005, 12:56 AM
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Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 471 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,053  |
I'm Fobulous
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Mar 30 2005, 01:02 AM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
I'm a 'mixture' ;o
- You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language - You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends - You are a good designer and have superior Html skills - You have lots of Asian pride - You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere - You like dim sum chicken feet - Your significant other is not Asian and never has been |
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Mar 30 2005, 01:31 AM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
haha i'm a mix of fobolous, asian american, fobabee and fob
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Mar 30 2005, 01:38 AM
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im white. hehe.
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Apr 3 2005, 08:00 PM
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 peggy's here. Group: Member Posts: 239 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,603 |
Fobulous
- You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language not perfectly fluent in english however. - You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends i don't think i am any non-asian friends since most of the school is considered of asians - You listen to Asian pop as well as American music lol yea! - You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture yes i am - You are a good dancer hell no! i suck at it - You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race well sometimes however - You are a good designer and have superior Html skills i could describe as above average, i am not a genius in it - For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being eh no it's fresh off the boat - You have lots of Asian pride i am not proud and not ashamed of it. this one fits me the most...i am a mixture of all these fob categories. |
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Apr 3 2005, 08:10 PM
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 <3 Group: Member Posts: 3,657 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,493 |
i'm fobolous, cept for the dancing and superior html skills
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Apr 6 2005, 08:44 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
Fobulous Tab
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Apr 6 2005, 09:17 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
QUOTE(BlOnDiEcHiCk @ Mar 29 2005, 11:38 PM) im white. hehe.  Who would have guessed.  QUOTE(wind&fire @ Mar 1 2005, 5:13 AM) wow.. not like we need more discrimination Agreed. Even though this is meant to be a joke, it is just a tad sterotypical. 
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Apr 6 2005, 09:20 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
I don't fit because I am not Asian.
But thank you SO much for that. My korean friend kept talking about if she should be a twinkie or a fob and I had no idea what she was talking about! |
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Apr 6 2005, 09:24 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 293 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 105,653 |
haahahaa...ermm...interesting...i guess im a fobulous minus the superior html skills and dancingg
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Apr 6 2005, 09:32 PM
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 im addicted to my car<3 Group: Member Posts: 635 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,236 |
Tab.
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Apr 6 2005, 11:03 PM
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 Donna-chan Group: Member Posts: 1,183 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,389 |
fabulous! yeaya! haha
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Apr 6 2005, 11:17 PM
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 mosh. Group: Member Posts: 1,841 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,114 |
I'm a twinkie. Sorta. I know what bubble tea is, and it is impossible to NOT know what Sanrio is! haha!
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Apr 6 2005, 11:31 PM
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 atleast pretend to care? Group: Member Posts: 262 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,176 |
Fobulous && a lil Tab <33
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Apr 7 2005, 04:18 PM
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Running Group: Member Posts: 596 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,064 |
Old... Im a gangster fob... And I talk mad shit to peoples cars and not have one xD... I can be super fob when it comes to music and hair and the lights
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Apr 7 2005, 04:49 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
QUOTE(azndragn @ Jun 13 2004, 4:47 PM) Fobulous - You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language - You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends - You listen to Asian pop as well as American music - You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture - You are a good dancer - You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race - You are a good designer and have superior Html skills - For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being - You have lots of Asian pride That be me. |
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Apr 7 2005, 06:27 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
Dude...I'm from Guyana...I know nothing about this "fob" you speak of....(and do Indians count here? They never seem to anymore )
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Apr 7 2005, 08:54 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
im TAb. crap.
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Apr 7 2005, 09:01 PM
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 Nobody Knows Your Heart. Group: Member Posts: 388 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,906 |
AHAHAHA. i'm like a mix of most. so therefore, i do not belong in one catagory ;)
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Apr 9 2005, 07:33 PM
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 uhhhh Group: Member Posts: 641 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,170 |
fobulous
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Apr 9 2005, 07:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,899 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,580 |
QUOTE(azndragn @ Jun 13 2004, 5:47 PM) Asian-American - You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere - You have heard of Bubble Tea but have never actually had any - You are confused about your cultural identity and express this frustration through spoken word performances at your college - You read A. magazine and think it's great - You do not know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, or Kangta are - You are only vaguely aware of the other Asians below : sadly that suonds liek me they are all right rexcpet for the bubble tea one. i love boba. (i think that another thinkg in there should be that you dont do well in school or you do but aren't street smart) (or maybe that your bad at math) |
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Apr 21 2005, 06:31 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 56 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,221 |
FOBULOUS :] yay <3
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Apr 22 2005, 08:54 AM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 2 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 110,053 |
woot! i fit most into fobulous.
but, uhm, sometimes i wish i wasn't asian. we're always talked about...in a negative demeaning way. and i can tell you: it's not appreciated. ever. i also have a feeling this doesn't apply to indians much. for example, Bubble Tea? what? |
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Apr 22 2005, 07:35 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
Hehe. This is kind of amusing. I see these types of Asian girls ALL the time at this one fob mall </3 And I'm a viet.
Tab (Trendy Asian Bitch) - You shop at A/X, Bebe, Banana Republic and Club Monaco - You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to "mix it up" - You do not weigh more than 105 lbs - You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life - Platform heels are your favorite - You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless - You do not smile in public - You are the object of desire of all Asian men and you know it - You smoke - Your cell phone is completely customized - On the inside flip of your cell phone is a sticker picture of you and your man - Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio item - You only date Asian and will only date a boy with a nice car - You are often seen with Rice-boys - You never travel alone. You are either in the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend |
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Apr 28 2005, 10:57 PM
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 reluctantly gazing Group: Member Posts: 472 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,555 |
i'm asian-american, slightly fobulous? but mainly asian-american. im not embarassed about it either, though.
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