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 Mar 17 2005, 08:48 PM
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One day, a man asked God how much a billion dollars was worth to him. God replies to the man "1 tolkien." The man thinks for a while, and asks God, "How long is one million yrs to you?" God quickly replies, "One minute." The man asks God, "God, can I have a tolken?" God replies, "In a minute..."
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Mar 17 2005, 09:15 PM
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 I have no life  Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
um...ok???
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Mar 17 2005, 09:35 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
Um.. I get it but it's not that funny.
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Mar 18 2005, 01:29 AM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
lol i get it, but its not that funny.
made me smile though (: |
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Mar 18 2005, 06:29 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Uhh..okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....
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Mar 21 2005, 09:09 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
that wasn't funny.
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Mar 21 2005, 04:28 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
heh......heh.......not funny
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Mar 21 2005, 05:09 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
oh it kinda took me a while to get it.. didn't really find it funny.
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Mar 21 2005, 07:04 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
its not funny but it made go "he he he" in a evil laughter sorta way...
its good but not great. |
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Mar 23 2005, 08:32 PM
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 i just want BANG BANG BANG Group: Member Posts: 252 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 113,855 |
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Mar 24 2005, 12:17 AM
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 who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch. Group: Member Posts: 1,920 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,278 |
QUOTE(WrathOfOnigo @ Mar 17 2005, 6:35 PM) Um.. I get it but it's not that funny.  ditto 
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Mar 24 2005, 07:25 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
i dont get it. i think you spelled token wrong. i have no idea what a tolken is and according to my knowledge, its not a word.
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Mar 27 2005, 07:13 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
hehe...yeah
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Mar 29 2005, 09:38 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
cool haha
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Mar 30 2005, 06:08 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
i get it.
not funny. |
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Mar 30 2005, 06:20 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
I don't get it lol.
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