Man and Womans perspective, Dunno if its been done never seen it her |
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 Mar 26 2005, 03:19 PM
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Running  Group: Member Posts: 596 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,064  |
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. |
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Mar 26 2005, 05:45 PM
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 HI IM aLLi =] Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,012 |
hahha i lvoe this too funnny
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Mar 26 2005, 05:47 PM
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bwahaha! i <33 tht one!
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Mar 27 2005, 12:24 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,212 |
Nice one :D
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Mar 27 2005, 12:27 PM
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 No Day But Today. Group: Member Posts: 1,405 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,184 |
haha that's funny!
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Mar 29 2005, 11:54 AM
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^haha i love your avatar.
puahahahaa. Hosing. |
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Mar 29 2005, 08:56 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
Lmao; i read this somewhere before =)
Poor guy |
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| *mzkandi* |
Mar 29 2005, 08:57 PM
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i've heard all of those before :o)
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Apr 1 2005, 08:54 PM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
lols, ive seen that before, not sure where.
very cute jokes (8 |
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Apr 1 2005, 11:32 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
Hilarious
Gotta remember them. |
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