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HOW DO I ASK MY GIRLFRIEND TO HAVE SEX WITH ME?
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post Feb 28 2005, 08:28 PM
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QUOTE(XxAnn_YeunGxX @ Feb 28 2005, 4:42 PM)
OMG!  U GUYZ REALLY DRUG UR GF??ohmy.gif  SERIOUSLY, SINCE I'M A GIRL, I THINK THIS IS THE MOST RETARDED IDEA AND WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS HAS NO LIFE  (NO OFFENSE!!) whistling.gif  DON'T SPAM THIS PLEASE!!    mad.gif
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It's called a joke sweetie, now take some ridalin and turn off caps lock. Okay?

Wow. This guy joined to ask how he could sex up his girlfriend. And you joined to tell him that he has no life and that drugging girls is bad bad bad? Neither one of you have lives, so just shut up.
Half of the replies on this topic are from girls, including this one, and I'm quite sure most of us know that it was a joke.
And yeah, just go with what anna said. (:
If it doesn't work, give her a twenty.
 
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post Feb 28 2005, 08:37 PM
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ask "Wanna have sex?" and if she says no then dont force her or you will go to hell
 
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post Feb 28 2005, 09:37 PM
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Ask her for a date, and ask her nicely if she wants to go to the next level. But be careful! You are responsible if she gets pregnant. crazy.gif
 
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post Mar 1 2005, 03:41 PM
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ask , but in diffrent qording o_0
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 02:41 AM
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this post got me to stay on createblog... its hilarious
being that this is a virgin's question i would say wait until you get married because if you dont wait itll consume you...sex aint all that.... its just something everyone does except you so theres no pressure laugh.gif j/k
watch american pie
but if you cant wait date a girl with some experience so you wont really even have to ask.
maybe you arent ready for this if you have to ask strangers before you ask your girl
the true test of when you are ready is when you go to a cvs in a mall full of people and you buy condoms for the first time ... now that is a priceless moment...
i dont want to know your name i just want bang bang bang laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 11:22 AM
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go to her room at night, then eff her :)
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 11:33 AM
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find something really creative to do. like just sit down with her and talk and then just do stuff that will make her happy [if you kiss her and all] then she should be in the mood and you should eventually make way to sex. trust me.
and um wrap your smacker before you whack her. tongue.gif
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 12:19 PM
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Hmm...just get into a serious conversation with her...telling her you really want to and that your serious about this and ask her what she thinks about it...just build on it from there.
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post Mar 26 2005, 04:29 PM
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i say, sneak in her room at night then eff her!
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 04:58 PM
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I guess you can just ask her if she wants to have sex with you. If she dosent then dont try to force her into doing it.
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 04:59 PM
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u dont ask her! u wait if itz meant to happen and if she wants it to happen it will happen.
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE(Ba11erZ4lyfe @ Feb 23 2005, 4:11 PM)
on a serious note....just tell her you wanna take it up to the next level...and ask if she wants to as well...if she doesn't then respect it... don't worry you still got your right hand if she says no....lmao...
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hahaha. true true ;D
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 07:05 PM
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i am pretty sure she will let you know when she is ready
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 07:51 PM
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You don't ask...omg?!?!...you guys are juss both ready and it juss happens...and if this girl is special to you...then do it don't do it then break up w/ her...cuz you'll be hurting someone else..do you realli wanna do that?!?!...
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 07:51 PM
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^^ haha i agree
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 09:30 PM
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"hey lets have sexual intercourse, did I say that I really love you and I really mean it?" there
 
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post Mar 26 2005, 10:37 PM
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you need to get her into the mood..and then you start stuff little by little
 
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post Mar 27 2005, 01:25 PM
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QUOTE(th5418 @ Feb 23 2005, 3:53 PM)
"Hey, wanna f**k?"
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NOOOOOOOOO! People never do this unless you want to get th sh*t slapped out of you. This hardly ever works. My friend at school tried that and he got an unpleasant reaction. But then again some girls are just horny. I was shocked when this girl said to me "Lets go f*ck" one time.

Anyways Its not smart to pressure a girl into sex. Just tell her Im ready whenever you are.
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 03:20 PM
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Umm.. I don't really know. But i bet by now you have already did..
 
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post Apr 1 2005, 04:01 PM
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QUOTE(Ba11erZ4lyfe @ Feb 23 2005, 2:11 PM)
on a serious note....just tell her you wanna take it up to the next level...and ask if she wants to as well...if she doesn't then respect it... don't worry you still got your right hand if she says no....lmao...
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sounds like a good solution to me happy.gif
 
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post May 22 2005, 01:42 AM
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easy. slap her ass and say "LET'S GET IT ON!" no i'm jk have a very cheesy date and just wait till she's in the mood. dont shove her on the bed and start thrusting!

p.s: yes i am a newbie DONT NEED TO POINT IT OUT! ive been reading this stuf since like ages shifty.gif
 
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post May 22 2005, 12:14 PM
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You guys are home alone, knowing parents won't be home for like 4 hours of whatever, you're watching a romantic movie on tv so you can start on a commercial, not to romantic because she might get into it and not wanna do anything. Start getting closer, and making out then do that for awhile, then move closer to her pants and unbutton then, kiss her along her body, [face, neck, stomach, etc.] And yeaaah. ;D
 
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post May 22 2005, 08:34 PM
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QUOTE(Ba11erZ4lyfe @ Feb 23 2005, 6:11 PM)
... don't worry you still got your right hand if she says no....lmao...
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Roflmao Haha. Man's best friend not the dog.. unless the dog likes peanutbutter. whistling.gif
 
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post May 23 2005, 07:19 AM
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just my opinion.. it will happen at the right time... if she gestured yes even without asking then go... just don't force her.
 
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post Jul 12 2005, 12:29 AM
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QUOTE(th5418 @ Feb 23 2005, 2:53 PM)
"Hey, wanna f**k?"
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lmfao!
 

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