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 Dec 25 2004, 09:31 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL  Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072  |
i didnt read it al cuz it was WAY TO LONG and mai eyes started to hurt but the things i read was halarius
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Jan 1 2005, 03:14 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
ahhasz so true. x] lol hilariousz too.
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Jan 2 2005, 09:18 PM
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 i am a liar Group: Member Posts: 69 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,216 |
QUOTE(xj_liana_tx @ Dec 22 2004, 5:29 PM) We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.  i look like a frog in a blender when i dance. 
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Feb 13 2005, 03:18 AM
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hm.. *thinks of a come back* Oh yeah =P
1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. 23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. 24. Everything on our face stays its original color. 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 27. We almost never have strap problems in public 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. 29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades. 30. We don't have to shave below our neck. 31. Our belly usually hides our big hips. 32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife. 34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. |
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Feb 16 2005, 06:09 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 3 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 84,457 |
[QUOTE]56. We have a higher tolerance to pain.
not really thats why men go to jail when they hit a woman and a woman doesnt 4 hitting a man dumbass. |
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Feb 20 2005, 12:49 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
very true.
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Mar 9 2005, 09:48 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
hhaa thats funny..even though i didnt read all of it
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Mar 12 2005, 03:50 PM
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way way way to long
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Mar 12 2005, 03:53 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 445 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 111,988 |
way way way to long
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Mar 13 2005, 03:41 AM
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 I'll never be who I was again.. Group: Member Posts: 2,886 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,981 |
that was funny...lol..
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Mar 16 2005, 04:15 PM
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puahaha
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Mar 18 2005, 07:30 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
So true... so true...
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Mar 19 2005, 12:41 PM
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Running Group: Member Posts: 596 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,064 |
94. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night. wtf...
54. We can just roll over and go to sleep after we masturbate because there's no messy cleanup. I doubt it... |
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Mar 21 2005, 07:30 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
i don`t get the doggy style..buh the rest are too effing funnyyy
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| *salcha* |
Mar 23 2005, 01:13 AM
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women pride B]
we are so cool. |
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Mar 25 2005, 06:14 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
haha we rule
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Mar 25 2005, 08:17 PM
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 <3 Group: Member Posts: 831 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,326 |
so true lol
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Mar 25 2005, 10:44 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 70 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,835 |
hahaha oh man... well my girl isnt gonna have half the leisures on the list(s) :P
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Mar 25 2005, 10:49 PM
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 highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
haahhaa Go woman!
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Mar 26 2005, 10:47 AM
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 «¤gïé#02¤»© Group: Member Posts: 294 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 110,871 |
wow that was long..hehe..girl power! yea!!!
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